Craigslist sucks so bad sometimes

[-Matt-]

So i list something and i get bombarded with emails like this:

"Hi there, is this product still out there? please let me know as quick as possible!"

"Hey, is this piece still available? please let me learn quickly!"

"hey Did you really want to sell that? What is the reason you are selling this?"


Fkn scammers..... who do they think they are kidding?

[Motorhead350]

It takes time, but it works.

Don't go to causal encounters... now that's a waste of time, unless you're a women. You can ask my GF about that one. :mad2:

[-Matt-]

It takes time, but it works.

Don't go to causal encounters... now that's a waste of time, unless you're a women. You can ask my GF about that one. :mad2:

What? lol... Do i even want to know?

[Egon Spengler]

You can ask my GF about that one. :mad2:
Please.... do tell!

[Motorhead350]

Please.... do tell!

It's gonna take a little while to type. I'll tell you later. Probably through PM since she comes with me to Marauder meets now, I don't need anyone giving her heat.

I actually have a story too though.

Posted an ad for a bass player, girl responded. We met up and next thing I know we're in the same bed. The problem was I made her feel bad for a week because I was the only guy she ever got with that didn't go off...

:lol:

Sorry 20 minutes is too short! There is a reason 60 Minute Man by The Dominos is one of my favorite songs. ;)

[Motorhead350]

What? lol... Do i even want to know?

There's your spam!

[Egon Spengler]

Sorry 20 minutes is too short! There is a reason 60 Minute Man by The Dominos is one of my favorite songs. ;)
Oh PUH-LEASE! Don't flatter yourself... You just couldn't get it up, because it wasn't Zack or Father Biscuits! or even Bazzlebear for that matter!

[Motorhead350]

Oh PUH-LEASE! Don't flatter yourself... You just couldn't get it up, because it wasn't Zack or Father Biscuits! or even Bazzlebear for that matter!

Nope it's true.

I had that other problem a few months ago when I was single. The female was no good at foreplay... at all! :mad:

I'm tell you the more attractive a woman is the worse they will be in the sac. They think they are so hot that they can just lay there. BS!

[Blackened300a]

Posted an ad for a bass player, girl responded. We met up and next thing I know we're in the same bed. The problem was I made her feel bad for a week because I was the only guy she ever got with that didn't go off...

http://fliiby.com/images/_original/60vq9ivrz4.jpg

[Motorhead350]

Paul, how do you want me to prove it to you? You want her name email or number? Better yet I can tell you show she is on Facebook. Message her and ask why don't ya? I think that's going a bit far, but you'll get the same story from her. You can bet your car on it.

[Egon Spengler]

I'm tell you the more attractive a woman is the worse they will be in the sac. They think they are so hot that they can just lay there. BS!
Not 100% true... I thought the same thing, but my girlfriend is gorgeous and she keeps me happy!

[Motorhead350]

Not 100% true... I thought the same thing, but my girlfriend is gorgeous and she keeps me happy!

Show us you of gorgeous. You gotta be in the pic BTW. The type of pic that we wouldn't want grandkids to see.

Video audio helps too.

Or CBT can film to back up your story. ;)

[Egon Spengler]

The pics are on my facebook... I am sure many from the site can vouch

Show us you of gorgeous.

[Motorhead350]

I meant to say your definition of gorgeous. Not you.

I know what you look like when you're out pimpin'.

[Egon Spengler]

I meant to say your definition of gorgeous. Not you.

I know what you look like when you're out pimpin'.
Oh yeah, I forgot you said that you were a chubby chaser!:beer:

Wait, I thought you were XXX????

[Blackened300a]

I'm tell you the more attractive a woman is the worse they will be in the sac. They think they are so hot that they can just lay there. BS!

Disagree. Maybe some, but not all.

[justbob]

The pics are on my facebook... I am sure many from the site can vouch
She's HAWT...

[justbob]

So i list something and i get bombarded with emails like this:

"Hi there, is this product still out there? please let me know as quick as possible!"

"Hey, is this piece still available? please let me learn quickly!"

"hey Did you really want to sell that? What is the reason you are selling this?"


Fkn scammers..... who do they think they are kidding?
I agree Matt. I listed 15 things for sale two weeks back and I am still sorting thru the BS. These scammers REALLY need to get a life! Almost makes me just want to throw away the stuff....

[Egon Spengler]

Thanks Bob... yeah... she's a keeper! Great girl too...

She's HAWT...

[justbob]

Oh I'd so. That thing she does during chat is wicked hot! Oh wait, nevermind....

[Egon Spengler]

Oh I'd so. That thing she does during chat is wicked hot! Oh wait, nevermind....
why I oughta...
http://boxoffice.com/blogs/steve/moe-howard-7.jpg

[guspech750]

Sh!!t happens. Its Craigslist. Get used to it. Do you need some more cheese with your wine:bigcry:

[Motorhead350]

Disagree. Maybe some, but not all.

I need to get back to NYC in that case!

[Phrog_gunner]

Do you need some more cheese with your wine:bigcry:

That's what the AF is good at. They are usually complaining about Marines stealing their women, though. ;)

[-Matt-]

Thats fine.... i got one im keeping


http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a254/xxshowstoppaxx/Photo1977.jpg

[justbob]

Wait just a minute! I know her^^ too from somewhere! Man it's a small world.

[Phrog_gunner]

Wait just a minute! I know her^^ too from somewhere! Man it's a small world.

:eek: :hide:

[Blackened300a]

I need to get back to NYC in that case!

I agree, Its where all the sexy women are.

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d12/blackened300a/17736220-1.jpg

[Vortex]

I think CL is the best thing since sliced bread. It works and its free (for buying and selling!). I go thru it almost every day for no particular purpose.

[Egon Spengler]

I have had scammer issues, but I just ignore them and go for the sure things... That is why I put my cell number up there, because they won't call!

[Motorhead350]

Paul, next time you take a pic be sure to say down in front.

:D

[Ask_The_Shack]

Guys, seriously, if you want pics of some hot shicks so your left, or right hand doesn't get lonely (dpending on what one you're "dating" that time), you can go to images.google.com .

:P

[Loco1234]

I'm disgruntled from a horrible horrible GF break up recently & think all guys should make sure to get a few money shoots of there gals... You never know...
I was way too nice a guy...! arg!!!! so I get burned :flamer:

[Egon Spengler]

Guys, seriously, if you want pics of some hot shicks so your left, or right hand doesn't get lonely (dpending on what one you're "dating" that time), you can go to images.google.com .

:P
Take your CV and go back to CVN!:P

[Ask_The_Shack]

Take your CV and go back to CVN!:P

Whoa buddy, let's not say anything we can't take back...

Plus, I just got banned from there... :P

I just sold my car on Craigslist, it took a little bit of time, but it's free, so I can't complain. I really didn't get TOO much spam, mainly rediculously low ball offers, but it paid off in the end.