Motorhead350
04-18-2010, 11:41 PM
If you spend more money on gas than food.
If gas mileage is the last thing on your mind.
If you have to wash your hands before you go to the bathroom.
If your most valuable tool is a cell phone with Zack's phone number.
If you buy your tee shirts from Monster Truck rallys.
If you have broken car parts in your bathroom.
If you have a television in your garage.
If you keep tools in your car for your car.
If you have ever purchased something at a hardware store to keep the car together.
If you have ever taken advantage of a 24 hour auto parts store.
If a car with 100,000 miles on it seems new to you.
If your way of going green means shopping at a junkyard.
If you have ever put enough gas in your car to make it to a cheaper station to fill up... you might live in Chicago.
If you can't get Allstate car insurance.
If you spend more money on rubbers for your car than your woman.
If you have screws or bolts in your cupholder.
If you have to correct people at auto part stores what part you are actually looking for.
If you can fix other peoples cars because you had all of their problems a year ago.
If your up until 2am in a garage instead of a bar.
If you get more hook ups with slicks than with chicks.
If your favorite action movies all have five minute car chases.
If you wash your car more often than you wash your favorite pair of jeans.
If you put up posters in your garage.
If you keep spare lube in your car at all times.
If you continue to use 280 A/C as suppose to climate control.
If you have ever fixed something with a power washer.
If you can have an ear and can tell the difference between a 5.0 and 5.7 passing by.
If you laugh when you see a sports car because you know you can beat it.
If you make peoples heads turn by giving your car half throttle out of a stop sign.
If you have ever made the fire department come to your house when the smoke had nothing to do with a fire.
If you have cat litter in your garage, but don't have a cat.
If gas mileage is the last thing on your mind.
If you have to wash your hands before you go to the bathroom.
If your most valuable tool is a cell phone with Zack's phone number.
If you buy your tee shirts from Monster Truck rallys.
If you have broken car parts in your bathroom.
If you have a television in your garage.
If you keep tools in your car for your car.
If you have ever purchased something at a hardware store to keep the car together.
If you have ever taken advantage of a 24 hour auto parts store.
If a car with 100,000 miles on it seems new to you.
If your way of going green means shopping at a junkyard.
If you have ever put enough gas in your car to make it to a cheaper station to fill up... you might live in Chicago.
If you can't get Allstate car insurance.
If you spend more money on rubbers for your car than your woman.
If you have screws or bolts in your cupholder.
If you have to correct people at auto part stores what part you are actually looking for.
If you can fix other peoples cars because you had all of their problems a year ago.
If your up until 2am in a garage instead of a bar.
If you get more hook ups with slicks than with chicks.
If your favorite action movies all have five minute car chases.
If you wash your car more often than you wash your favorite pair of jeans.
If you put up posters in your garage.
If you keep spare lube in your car at all times.
If you continue to use 280 A/C as suppose to climate control.
If you have ever fixed something with a power washer.
If you can have an ear and can tell the difference between a 5.0 and 5.7 passing by.
If you laugh when you see a sports car because you know you can beat it.
If you make peoples heads turn by giving your car half throttle out of a stop sign.
If you have ever made the fire department come to your house when the smoke had nothing to do with a fire.
If you have cat litter in your garage, but don't have a cat.