Lounge Lizard Larry

[Joe Walsh]

OK, I'll admit that I'm not a fan of Larry King.

I just read that he is getting divorced from wife #8 !! :eek:

http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/17049/larry-king-divorce/

What's wrong with this picture?
Is...errr....was Larry married to his granddaughter?
http://i984.photobucket.com/albums/ae326/JoeJWalsh/LarryLizard.jpg
I think Larry is saying: "Can you believe that I get to sleep with her!?"

It must've been true love!
http://i984.photobucket.com/albums/ae326/JoeJWalsh/LarryLizard2.jpg

Now she gets the big $$$ payoff for having to touch, kiss, and....ohh....never mind! :puke:

I feel bad for the kids...now they won't get to see "Grandpa" every day.

[LIGHTNIN1]

I wonder who will step up to the plate and volunteer to be wife number 9? How many kids will they have? Will she be 24 years old? I am thinking this wife just got too old for Larry.:woohoo:

[Phrog_gunner]

Is...errr....was Larry married to his granddaughter?
http://i984.photobucket.com/albums/ae326/JoeJWalsh/LarryLizard.jpg


Granddaughter? Shes O-L-D-E old. Her boobs are almost down to her waist. You can see her grey roots. When was the last time you had your eyes checked?

[musclemerc]

Granddaughter? Shes O-L-D-E old. Her boobs are almost down to her waist. You can see her grey roots. When was the last time you had your eyes checked?


+1... She's a grandma herself! Look at her she's had as much work as Joan Rivers :eek:

[Joe Walsh]

Granddaughter? Shes O-L-D-E old. Her boobs are almost down to her waist. You can see her grey roots. When was the last time you had your eyes checked?

If she is "O-L-D-E old" and looks that bad...:drool:
then I guess that I will have to get some reading glasses!

[Phrog_gunner]

If she is "O-L-D-E old" and looks that bad...:drool:
then I guess that I will have to get some reading glasses!

I didn't say I wouldn't hit it, I just said there's no way she's that much younger than him. ;)

[jflave]

Granddaughter? Shes O-L-D-E old. Her boobs are almost down to her waist. You can see her grey roots. When was the last time you had your eyes checked?
Looks good to me but i'am o :snore: old also.

[Joe Walsh]

I didn't say I wouldn't hit it, I just said there's no way she's that much younger than him. ;)

When they got married she was 37 and he was only 63...

[Paul T. Casey]

Nowadays, 37 is pretty young for me.

[Pops]

Nowadays, 37 is pretty young for me.

Whats the matter Paul is the reaction time to fast when they are that young!!;)

[Paul T. Casey]

Whats the matter Paul is the reaction time to fast when they are that young!!;)

Naw, RT's still good, downtime for re-tuning between runs is longer now.

[LIGHTNIN1]

She would be young for me, 8 yrs younger, but I guess if you were him might as well do like Hef and go younger. What, Hef is in his 80's and look who he dates. I think in his case the date is doing most of the moving.

[SC Cheesehead]

Granddaughter? Shes O-L-D-E old. Her boobs are almost down to her waist. You can see her grey roots. When was the last time you had your eyes checked?


If she is "O-L-D-E old" and looks that bad...:drool:
then I guess that I will have to get some reading glasses!


Looks good to me but i'am o :snore: old also.

^^^^^^What j & j said, Phroggie. ^^^^^^

It's all relevant, bubba, and boy, I can relate to that! WOOT!! :bounce:

[Hotrauder]

This thread cracks me up, the focus on breasts I understand but why has no one questioned Larry's brain. Wouldn't it be a lot cheaper and a lot more painless to put eight or nine or 10 hookers on retainer, that is if he can still get it up? I wonder when the DNA for child support comes up? I hate to make fun of other people's pain but this is just stupid people tricks. :puke: Life only comes once so shouldn't there be an understood obligation to treat it with just a little respect? Dennis

[Joe Walsh]

This thread cracks me up, the focus on breasts I understand but why has no one questioned Larry's brain.
Wouldn't it be a lot cheaper and a lot more painless to put eight or nine or 10 hookers on retainer, that is if he can still get it up? I wonder when the DNA for child support comes up? I hate to make fun of other people pain but this is just stupid people tricks. :puke: Dennis

I have to agree!
Larry keeps looking for some form of stable home life with a wife and kids...even after 8 marriages!
WTF?

Just like Tiger Woods....if you want/need to 'bed' lots of different women all over the U.S.....then why get married and have kids???

[SC Cheesehead]

Dennis, Joe,

This whole deal with LLL is kinda like the Sphinx and the Great Pyramids:

A big mystery...;)

[Phrog_gunner]

When they got married she was 37 and he was only 63...

I'm no mathologist, but that is a difference of 26 yrs. To cover TWO generations (his granddaughter) that would be an average age of 13 yrs old when Larry had a kid and then that kid had a kid.


And I never said she was ugly, I just meant there's no way she's remotely young enough to be his GRANDdaughter.

[CBT]

Yeeeeaaaaaah, in before the lock.

[SC Cheesehead]

I'm no mathologist, but that is a difference of 26 yrs. To cover TWO generations (his granddaughter) that would be an average age of 13 yrs old when Larry had a kid and then that kid had a kid.


And I never said she was ugly, I just meant there's no way she's remotely young enough to be his GRANDdaughter.


We're acting like a bunch of dirty old men, and some yout' decides to get technical with the numbers on us...:rolleyes:

[CBT]

I'm no mathologist, but that is a difference of 26 yrs. To cover TWO generations (his granddaughter) that would be an average age of 13 yrs old when Larry had a kid and then that kid had a kid.


And I never said she was ugly, I just meant there's no way she's remotely young enough to be his GRANDdaughter.

What's math got to do, got to do with it?

[Phrog_gunner]

We're acting like a bunch of dirty old men, and some yout' decides to get technical with the numbers on us...:rolleyes:

What I lack in old, I can more than make up for with dirty. :cool: Afterall, I was the first one that mentioned her boobs, Joe was thinking about daughters n crap.

[CBT]

What I lack in old, I can more than make up for with dirty. :cool:
That's what she said! Hmmmm....that sounded funnier in my head.

[Joe Walsh]

I'm no mathologist, but that is a difference of 26 yrs. To cover TWO generations (his granddaughter) that would be an average age of 13 yrs old when Larry had a kid and then that kid had a kid.


And I never said she was ugly, I just meant there's no way she's remotely young enough to be his GRANDdaughter.

JEEZ!
I was just expressing the large difference in their ages!...call it 'poetic license' if you will....don't get all technical on me...:P

[CBT]

JEEZ!
I was just expressing the large difference in their ages!...call it 'poetic license' if you will....don't get all technical on me.

He's just jealous because I dated the Olsen twins. Before they were famous. Giggity!

[Joe Walsh]

He's just jealous because I dated the Olsen twins. Before they were famous. Giggity!

Ahhh...the infamous "TwinScrew" that is often mentioned in S/C discussions...:2thumbs:

[SC Cheesehead]

JEEZ!
I was just expressing the large difference in their ages!...call it 'poetic license' if you will....don't get all technical on me.

"You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely." - Erma Bombeck

[CBT]

Ahhh...the infamous "TwinScrew" that is often mentioned in S/C discussions...:2thumbs:


Joe gets another thread locked, lol!

[Joe Walsh]

Joe gets another thread locked, lol!

Notice that I gave you 2 thumbs up for the twins...

IBTL!

[Joe Walsh]

What I lack in old, I can more than make up for with dirty. :cool: Afterall, I was the first one that mentioned her boobs,

Joe was thinking about daughters n crap.


Just learning a few things from Larry!

[LIGHTNIN1]

We're acting like a bunch of dirty old men, and some yout' decides to get technical with the numbers on us...:rolleyes:

I can't do anything about the old men part so I will be weak and not do anything about the dirty part either.:D

[Paul T. Casey]

"You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely." - Erma Bombeck

^^Words to live by there.^^

[SC Cheesehead]

^^Words to live by there.^^

Got that right!!! :D

[Joe Walsh]

"You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely." - Erma Bombeck

LOL....

This is a similar quote I've heard:

"Growing old is mandatory...growing up is optional!"

[Leadfoot281]

OK, I'll admit that I'm not a fan of Larry King.

I just read that he is getting divorced from wife #8 !! :eek:

http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/17049/larry-king-divorce/

What's wrong with this picture?
Is...errr....was Larry married to his granddaughter?
http://i984.photobucket.com/albums/ae326/JoeJWalsh/LarryLizard.jpg
I think Larry is saying: "Can you believe that I get to sleep with her!?"

It must've been true love!
http://i984.photobucket.com/albums/ae326/JoeJWalsh/LarryLizard2.jpg

Now she gets the big $$$ payoff for having to touch, kiss, and....ohh....never mind! :puke:

I feel bad for the kids...now they won't get to see "Grandpa" every day.

I don't see why anyone is surprised. I mean, just look at the guy! What a stallion! It's like you took Brad Pitt, Steve McQueen, Chuck Norris, Gene Simmons, and Captain Kirk and rolled them all into one rock hard stud and called it Larry King.

Yep, no doubt about it. Larry "The Piledriver" King is certainly the absolute epitome of rugged, testoterone soaked, male manlyness. :rolleyes:

I think I'm going to sell my weight bench and start hiding from the Sun. :lol:

[Joe Walsh]

Obviously the ladies love to fondle and heft his huge.....



wallet!

[Bluerauder]

If she is "O-L-D-E old" and looks that bad...:drool:
then I guess that I will have to get some reading glasses!

Nothing there to interest me. Not enough meat on the bones. I'll pass. :P