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Blackened300a
04-28-2010, 11:34 AM
They have some strange ideas of what to do with their dead in Puerto Rico.

http://www.autoblog.com/2010/04/27/puerto-rican-funeral-home-presents-shooting-victim-on-his-motorc/

Mr. Man
04-28-2010, 11:44 AM
You want to be mounted on a motorcycle with a dead Puerto Rican?

ctrlraven
04-28-2010, 11:49 AM
You want to be on a bike or in your car? lol

J-MAN
04-28-2010, 11:52 AM
Us Harley lovers wouldn't be caught dead on a honda!

Egon Spengler
04-28-2010, 12:06 PM
That is really freakin' creepy to me... I would be freaked out at a funeral like that! Would expect the bike to start and drive off!

ImpalaSlayer
04-28-2010, 01:49 PM
Us Harley lovers wouldn't be caught dead on a honda!

harleys FTL metric FTW

thats a lil strange

1 Bad Merc
04-28-2010, 02:09 PM
Wow..that was really weird!

Blackened300a
04-28-2010, 02:40 PM
You want to be mounted on a motorcycle with a dead Puerto Rican?

Yes, then paint it all white and hang it on a telephone pole like they do all over NY.


You want to be on a bike or in your car? lol

Laying on the hood of my car or maybe take the seat out and prop me up in it with a steering wheel in my hand. :D

Krytin
04-28-2010, 06:25 PM
We'll put you in the seat with your foot on the go pedal all the way to the floor!
Grin optional!



If I go first I want the grin - and a half smoked cigar ala Clay Smith!!

LANDY
04-28-2010, 07:00 PM
i actually think that was pretty cool. im a Yamaha guy, i wouldnt mind been done the same way on a new R1.

Kennyrauder
04-28-2010, 07:02 PM
How 'bout being laid out while you got layed by a hot lay? LOL

musclemerc
04-28-2010, 07:24 PM
^^^Sounds like Nechrophilia ... Ewwwwwww!

guspech750
04-28-2010, 07:38 PM
Heres my choice. Plus some family pics inside.

http://www.christyvault.com/images/catalog/major_league_baseball/chicago_whitesox.jpg

justbob
04-28-2010, 09:41 PM
I just want to be stuffed and propped up on my couch:dunno:

The whole idea of being buried or burned freaks me out!

Motorhead350
04-28-2010, 10:36 PM
I wanna be thrown in the back of a taxi before it's crushed. When it is I'll spread out all over in the scrap metal eventually and in a strange way I'll be all over the world at once when the recycled metal is used to build something or somethings.

RF Overlord
04-29-2010, 03:05 AM
Dom, you know I love you like a brother, but that's just...well...bizarre.

Haggis
04-29-2010, 04:00 AM
I wanna be thrown in the back of a taxi before it's crushed. When it is I'll spread out all over in the scrap metal eventually and in a strange way I'll be all over the world at once when the recycled metal is used to build something or somethings.

Still dreaming of the female(?) taxi driver? In a very raspy voice; "Hey little boy, were you want to go?"

dakslim
04-29-2010, 07:27 AM
Heres my choice. Plus some family pics inside.

http://www.christyvault.com/images/catalog/major_league_baseball/chicago_whitesox.jpg

Change that to Cubs and it's +1.:D

centexmarauder
04-29-2010, 09:39 AM
I always thought it would be cool to find a 03+ Town Car Hearse and swap the Marauder front end over to it. http://image3.examiner.com/images/blog/EXID19726/slideshows/michael%20jackson%20hearse%20a t%20forrest%20lawn%20memorial% 20park%20casket%20covered%20in %20red%20rosed%20black%20linco ln.jpgThat and swap a 4v to it. And a Trilogy, And give me one last big smokey burnout.

Egon Spengler
04-29-2010, 09:42 AM
I always thought it would be cool to find a 03+ Town Car Hearse and swap the Marauder front end over to it. http://image3.examiner.com/images/blog/EXID19726/slideshows/michael%20jackson%20hearse%20a t%20forrest%20lawn%20memorial% 20park%20casket%20covered%20in %20red%20rosed%20black%20linco ln.jpgThat and swap a 4v to it. And a Trilogy, And give me one last big smokey burnout.
Ummmm you just gave me a great idea... That would be EPIC!

tbone
04-29-2010, 09:44 AM
Heres my choice. Plus some family pics inside.

http://www.christyvault.com/images/catalog/major_league_baseball/chicago_whitesox.jpg

I wouldn't be caught DEAD in a Sox casket!
(get it?):D

CBT
04-29-2010, 09:50 AM
I want to be buried in this, spooning with guspech750

19900

Egon Spengler
04-29-2010, 09:52 AM
I want to be buried in this, spooning with guspech750

19900
I was thinking more like you face down and he also facing down only on top of you...
Oh boy, mental image...

tbone
04-29-2010, 10:00 AM
I want to be buried in this, spooning with guspech750

19900

Cubbies good. Sox bad. Ozzie can ***w me!

guspech750
04-29-2010, 03:14 PM
I wouldn't be caught DEAD in a Sox casket!
(get it?):DI would!! with a picture of this....http://evilvince.com/wp-images/Chicago_White_Sox_2005_World_S eries_Trophy.jpg


I want to be buried in this, spooning with guspech750

19900http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-sex001.gif


I was thinking more like you face down and he also facing down only on top of you...
Oh boy, mental image...http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-sex001.gif


Cubbies good. Sox bad. Ozzie can ***w me!
http://www.cubby-blue.com/my_weblog/images/2007/12/30/gravestone.jpg :lol:

Blackened300a
04-29-2010, 03:19 PM
Yeah we have a few of those. Quite a few actually. :D
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2498/3926490858_c69e9278ab.jpg

Kennyrauder
04-29-2010, 07:17 PM
I'm going for the BBQ... no funeral...no wake. Just a good party after I'm all said & done. Hope someone has the fortitude to do a good burnout in my Marauder outside the bar for everyone to see & enjoy.

justbob
04-29-2010, 09:18 PM
I want to be buried in this, spooning with guspech750

19900
How is it you two don't have your own series on the oxygen channel?:D

guspech750
04-30-2010, 12:16 AM
How is it you two don't have your own series on the oxygen channel?:D
People are just not ready to see two guys hard core spooning yet. Its in the works on the Rainbow Channel. Channel 69 on satalite and cable:D

CBT
04-30-2010, 03:24 AM
People are just not ready to see two guys hard core spooning yet. Its in the works on the Rainbow Channel. Channel 69 on satalite and cable:D

It's all scrambled and grainy and distorted, but every now and then you can see a nipple.

dakslim
04-30-2010, 07:00 AM
It's all scrambled and grainy and distorted, but every now and then you can see a nipple.

Groan!!!!!! Also, Egad!!!!!:shake:

Egon Spengler
04-30-2010, 07:13 AM
It's all scrambled and grainy and distorted, but every now and then you can see a nipple.
Or a tip.....

E-GAD!