Can I borrow your Marauder?

[CBT]

I want to go deer hunting on Georgias highways.


Senate passes measure to allow drivers to keep road kill

12:22 pm April 29, 2010, by Ernie Suggs
According to the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration, Georgia is one of the top 10 states in the country in deer-related auto accidents. Now, drivers can get some just desserts – or dinner.
The Senate gave final passage to SB 474, which allows drivers to keep any bear or deer that they might run over. The so-called Road Kill Bill, carried by Sen. Don Thomas of Dalton, passed 47-0.
“This is hot of the grill,” Thomas said, tongue planted firmly in cheek. “And I urge you to support it.”
According to the bill, “Any person may take possession of native wildlife which has been killed by a motor vehicle.”
That was not always the case – at least with bears.
In the past, if someone hit and killed a bear, the Department of Natural Resources could take it to mount or place in a museum.
Thomas said drivers now have the option to keep their bears as long as they report the accident to DNR within 48 hours. They don’t have to report a deer strike.

[dakslim]

I want to go deer hunting on Georgias highways.


Senate passes measure to allow drivers to keep road kill

12:22 pm April 29, 2010, by Ernie Suggs
According to the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration, Georgia is one of the top 10 states in the country in deer-related auto accidents. Now, drivers can get some just desserts – or dinner.
The Senate gave final passage to SB 474, which allows drivers to keep any bear or deer that they might run over. The so-called Road Kill Bill, carried by Sen. Don Thomas of Dalton, passed 47-0.
“This is hot of the grill,” Thomas said, tongue planted firmly in cheek. “And I urge you to support it.”
According to the bill, “Any person may take possession of native wildlife which has been killed by a motor vehicle.”
That was not always the case – at least with bears.
In the past, if someone hit and killed a bear, the Department of Natural Resources could take it to mount or place in a museum.
Thomas said drivers now have the option to keep their bears as long as they report the accident to DNR within 48 hours. They don’t have to report a deer strike.

Do not rescuitate?:confused:

[Egon Spengler]

Whenever someone hits a deer in my town the popo asks the driver if they want to keep it. If not, the DPW comes and grabs it and eats it

[bawazir]

CBT, how you doing man? loong time no talk?

[Egon Spengler]

CBT, how you doing man? loong time no talk?
He prefers it that way... it is called avoidance!

[CBT]

Whenever someone hits a deer in my town the popo asks the driver if they want to keep it. If not, the DPW comes and grabs it and eats it
What's DPW?

[CBT]

CBT, how you doing man? loong time no talk?

Goog, good. Make some more video's!:beer:

[Egon Spengler]

What's DPW?
Department of Public Works???? The dudes that pave and maintain the roads and mow the lawns at the town owned buildings etc...

Also, known in the sex industry as doub... nevermind

[Haggis]

What's DPW?

Dept. of Public Works.

Maryland has had that for a long time now. just need to report it to State Police or DNR.


What do you think the burgers will be made from this Saturday? :food:

Road Kill Cafe; "You kill it, we grill it."

[CBT]

I don't understand why anyone would want to eat something that has been hit by a vehicle. Crap splattered everywhere, gross. How freakin' far out in the country are you from that you have to eat road kill? Where do you live, at the crossroads of My Dad Is My Uncle and You Sure Got A Purdy Mouth?

[Haggis]

I don't understand why anyone would want to eat something that has been hit by a vehicle. Crap splattered everywhere, gross. How freakin' far out in the country are you from that you have to eat road kill? Where do you live, at the crossroads of My Dad Is My Uncle and You Sure Got A Purdy Mouth?

Gona make you squeel like a pig, Boy.

[LIGHTNIN1]

I feel the same way about not eating it if hit by a semi. Guess it may be OK except for how long it takes you to get it in the freezer after having to contact authorities and getting another vehicle to haul it in. Think I will offer it to the trooper and go home to a ham sandwich.

[Haggis]

I don't understand why anyone would want to eat something that has been hit by a vehicle. Crap splattered everywhere, gross. How freakin' far out in the country are you from that you have to eat road kill? Where do you live, at the crossroads of My Dad Is My Uncle and You Sure Got A Purdy Mouth?

I forgot you were/are a Squid, I guess you did not receive survival training in the Navy, besides the use of condoms.

[CBT]

I forgot you were/are a Squid, I guess you did not receive survival training in the Navy, besides the use of condoms.
Muhahahahaa!! That was actually funny, dammit.

[dakslim]

I forgot you were/are a Squid, I guess you did not receive survival training in the Navy, besides the use of condoms.

They also taught them how to cut the ropes off of soap on a rope too.:censor:

[CBT]

They also taught them how to cut the ropes off of soap on a rope too.:censor:
Then I'd use it to strangle grunts.

[dakslim]

Then I'd use it to strangle grunts.

I'd rip off your head and *&^) down your neck, anchor clanker!:argue:

[Egon Spengler]

I'd rip off your head and *&^) down your neck, anchor clanker!:argue:
Casey, This dude is going to put on a diaper and drive to your house non stop to kill you!

[Haggis]

Then I'd use it to strangle my nuts.

Fixed.....

[CBT]

Casey, This dude is going to put on a diaper and drive to your house non stop to kill you!

You just gave me a great idea for tomorrow!!:beer:

[Egon Spengler]

You just gave me a great idea for tomorrow!!:beer:
It's not like your old a$$ has anything better to do right?:lol:

[justbob]

I'd eat it!

[Egon Spengler]

I'd eat it!
grooooaaaaaaan....:(

[Haggis]

I'd eat it!

What!!!!! Casey's used diaper? :eek: :puke:

[justbob]

NO Haggishoff! I'd eat the deer! Silly.

[CBT]

Anybody dare me to drive to Haggis' house tomorrow? :D

[Egon Spengler]

Anybody dare me to drive to Haggis' house tomorrow? :D
http://www.icanhazgeekpet.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/triple-dog-dare-loldogs-christmas.jpg

[Haggis]

Anybody dare me to drive to Haggis' house tomorrow? :D

:lol:

I'll be waiting for you with triple strand of Devil's rope, claymore's and a machinegun nest.

[Haggis]

NO Haggishoff! I'd eat the deer! Silly.

Bob your going to get Casey all hot and bothered, with that Hoff talk.

[Egon Spengler]

:lol:

I'll be waiting for you with triple strand of Devil's rope, claymore's and a machinegun nest.
When did this thread become so violent?!?!? Sheesh... treading the "Vacation" line here!

[Haggis]

When did this thread become so violent?!?!? Sheesh... treading the "Vacation" line here!

Getting squemish now hairless rodent?

[CBT]

:lol:

I'll be waiting for you with triple strand of Devil's rope, claymore's and a machinegun nest.

You're going to greet me with a man-hug and a cold frosty beverage. Or else.

[justbob]

Bob your going to get Casey all hot and bothered, with that Hoff talk.
I know:D
http://i300.photobucket.com/albums/nn19/marauding4life/david-hasselhoff.jpg

[Haggis]

You're going to greet me with a man-hug and a cold frosty beverage. Or else.

No Pabts here.

[Egon Spengler]

Getting squemish now hairless rodent?
I hear you can close a thread just by using the word a certain word three times...

MANSCAPED!! MANSCAPED!! MANSCAPED!!

[Haggis]

I hear you can close a thread just by using the word a certain word three times...

MANSCAPED!! MANSCAPED!! MANSCAPED!!

And here I thought it was; "Strangulation Orgasim"?

[Egon Spengler]

And here I thought it was; "Strangulation Orgasim"?
Well casey has both words in his signature, so technically any thread he posts in should be closed....

[justbob]

I thought it was Camaro shenigans, or nozzle?

[justbob]

Turn your light bulb on Gordon, your freaking me out...

[Phrog_gunner]

The lights out but someones home?

[Haggis]

Turn your light bulb on Gordon, your freaking me out...

BwaaaaaHaaaaaa!!!! Come here my pretty!

[CBT]

And here I thought it was; "Strangulation Orgasim"?

Status of ORGASM: FAIL

[Egon Spengler]

Status of ORGASM: FAIL
he could f*** up a wet dream...