Women.....

[-Matt-]

So my old lady comes into the living room while im lurking MM.net, she was just finishing up doing the laundry and folding clothes from the dryer and she asked me why her freshly laundered panties smelled wierd. (keep your minds out of the gutter for a second here guys) So against my best judgement and after being forced.... i took a whif of them. I knew the smell right away! A strong smell mix of mothers wax and leather cleaner! :cool4: With a confused look on her face and me rolling on the floor laughing a ask her what was in the wash with her panties? She told me just some white and blue cloths (my micro fibers:mad2:) Still chuckaling a little bit but now a little pissed i told her that those "cloths" shouldnt be washed with other cloths ESP not with detergeant! So instead of getting real mad i told her that mothers wax smelling panties was her punishment for the mis use of my microfibers and that she shouldnt clean them like that again.... Its nice though when your lady now smells like your Marauder ;)

[CBT]

The potential for me to get this thread locked in record time is endless.

[Egon Spengler]

The potential for me to get this thread locked in record time is endless.
Exactly! Oh the possibilities!!!

Great story! I would have been in tears!

[RoyLPita]

A story like this beats the "same old, same old".

[CBT]

Exactly! Oh the possibilities!!!

Great story! I would have been in tears!

I would have been naked. REAL quick.

[Egon Spengler]

I would have been naked. REAL quick.
I think I would be too weak from laughing so hard that I would have to wait to control myself before the naked party.

Matt's girl is a cutie too!;) Nice catch bud!:beer:

[CBT]

A story like this beats the "same old, same old".
True. I don't think I can recall another story that managed to combine "sniff my panties", "wax", and "Marauder" all in one paragraph.

[Egon Spengler]

True. I don't think I can recall another story that managed to combine "sniff my panties", "wax", and "Marauder" all in one paragraph.
Don't forget leather conditioner! hahaha
:rofl: :loco: :popcorn:

[SC Cheesehead]

Throw in a little rubbing compound, and we got the mother of all stories...

[Egon Spengler]

BTW: You are supposed to let it air dry after application!;)

[dakslim]

Great story Matt...you gonna tell it again at Marauderville VIII?:eek:

[Egon Spengler]

Great story Matt...you gonna tell it again at Marauderville VIII?:eek:
sloooowly...:cool4:

[SC Cheesehead]

BTW: You are supposed to let it air dry after application!;)

What exactly are you supposed to let air dry?

[Egon Spengler]

What exactly are you supposed to let air dry?
The microfibers!

[SC Cheesehead]

The microfibers!

Oh, I was waaaaaay off there! :D

[dakslim]

Oh, I was waaaaaay off there! :D

Figures!:censor:

[Haggis]

"Hmmm....what's that your wearing (perfume) tonight?"
"93 octane, like it?"

Boing!!!!!

[SC Cheesehead]

Figures!:censor:

Don't tell that mind of yours wasn't elsewhere, too, you D.O.M.!!! :D

[bawazir]

Matt can i smell your car

[Egon Spengler]

Matt can i smell your car
Gotta pull your nose out of Bob's a$$ first...

[LIGHTNIN1]

Figures!:censor:

Too many subjects here for a dirty mind, Leather, naked, wax, panties smell, ah the thoughts.

[SC Cheesehead]

Gotta pull your nose out of Bob's a$$ first...

This thread is DEFINITELY headed south. IBTL.... ;)

[Egon Spengler]

This thread is DEFINITELY headed south. IBTL.... ;)
That was a given! M-m-m-m-m-att had to know that when posting it up!

[-Matt-]

It better not get locked! It was such a good, true story!!

[SC Cheesehead]

That was a given! M-m-m-m-m-att had to know that when posting it up!

Yes, but the speed with which it's gone to **** is....breathtaking!

[Zack]

Im gonna have fun with your woman next week....

[-Matt-]

Im gonna have fun with your woman next week....


........ ummm..... is that part of my payment to you? :depress:

[dakslim]

Too many subjects here for a dirty mind, Leather, naked, wax, panties smell, ah the thoughts.

Yeah, it's all good.:D

[Egon Spengler]

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a254/xxshowstoppaxx/1269707481767.jpg

[LordVader]

Too many places for a dirty old man's mind to go, and this site is full of them! :lol:

[Bluerauder]

Uh Oh guys .... be back in a while. Gotta run home and check the laundry. ;)



:rofl:

[CBT]

Im gonna have fun with your woman next week....
Everything's bigger in Texas, you're going to be huge, dude!

[tbone]

:beer::lol:

Great story!

[bawazir]

........ ummm..... is that part of my payment to you? :depress:

:lol: :rofl: :laugh:

[Go2GuyFL]

Talk about having your cake and eating it,too. Great story,Matt.

[Ms. Denmark]

LOL You boys are so easily entertained!!!!. Bet she planned the whole thing! We aren't stupid. :thinker: :coolman:

[Haggis]

LOL You boys are so easily entertained!!!!. Bet she planned the whole thing! We aren't stupid. :thinker: :coolman:

Only if her name is Paula or Chris. ;)

[CBT]

Only if her name is Paula or Chris. ;)
What a brown noser. Oh snap, double entendre!!!

[Egon Spengler]

http://www.quadnad.com/Nonsense/bewbs.jpg

[Haggis]

What a brown noser. Oh snap, double entendre!!!

Hey what's wrong with two for the price of one?

[CBT]

Hey what's wrong with two for the price of one?
Nothing, but what's better is two for the price of none.:beer:

[Haggis]

Nothing, but what's better is two for the price of none.:beer:

Yea, but one is already paid for.

[CBT]

Yea, but one is already paid for.

She's gonna punch you, lol.

[Zack]

Im gonna have fun with your woman next week....


........ ummm..... is that part of my payment to you? :depress:



http://sp3.fotolog.com/photo/51/10/118/never_let_goo/1206631513_f.jpg

[CBT]

IBTL, woo hoo!! :D



http://sp3.fotolog.com/photo/51/10/118/never_let_goo/1206631513_f.jpg

[CBT]

Any way you want it
thats the way you need it
Anyway you want it


She loves to laugh
she loves to sing
she does everything
she loves to move
she loves to groove
she loves lovin' things


Ooh All night
ALL night
ooh everynight
so hold tight
hold tight
oooh baby hold tight


(Oh she said)any way you want it
thats the way you need it
(she said) any way you want it
thats the way you need it
any way you want it


I was alone
I never knew
what good love could do
then we touched
then we sang
about the lovin' things


Oooh all night
all night
oh every night
so hold tight
hold tight

oo baby hold tight

(oh)she said anyway you want it
thats the way you need it

she said hooooooooooooooooold

HOLD ON HOLD ON OOOOOOOOOOOOOhhhhhhhh!!!

[Egon Spengler]

Oh man LOL... That is one freaky pic!

[Paul T. Casey]

Any way you want it
thats the way you need it
Anyway you want it


She loves to laugh
she loves to sing
she does everything
she loves to move
she loves to groove
she loves lovin' things


Ooh All night
ALL night
ooh everynight
so hold tight
hold tight
oooh baby hold tight


(Oh she said)any way you want it
thats the way you need it
(she said) any way you want it
thats the way you need it
any way you want it


I was alone
I never knew
what good love could do
then we touched
then we sang
about the lovin' things


Oooh all night
all night
oh every night
so hold tight
hold tight

oo baby hold tight

(oh)she said anyway you want it
thats the way you need it

she said hooooooooooooooooold

HOLD ON HOLD ON OOOOOOOOOOOOOhhhhhhhh!!!

Oh no, another Dominic.

[PonyUP]

so essentially your a panty sniffer, and now have something else to wax to a shine....Yes IBTL

[LIGHTNIN1]

Kill it now before it gets away.

[Egon Spengler]

Better it smell like your car than the door of a fishing boat!

[bawazir]

Hi every one

[LIGHTNIN1]

In before the lock.

[Egon Spengler]

In before the lock.
In before Bawas***'s vacation and / or Closed

[bawazir]

Matt you should sell the smell, i be the first one to buy it :lol: :lol:

33wMdeW9dRc

[LIGHTNIN1]

:lol:It is gonna happen.

[Egon Spengler]

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/206808/872384.jpg

[-Matt-]

aw ****.... I leave for like 3 hours and my thread goes to hell


IB4TL

[LIGHTNIN1]

aw ****.... I leave for like 3 hours and my thread goes to hell


IB4TL

Any more good videos?:2thumbs:

[Phrog_gunner]

bubblebear epitomizes fail with every keystroke.

IB4TL

[Egon Spengler]

bubblebear epitomizes fail with every keystroke.

IB4TL
More like every kind of any kind of stroke

Matt... need a new vid buddy!

[Phrog_gunner]

More like every kind of any kind of stroke

Matt... need a new vid buddy!

his new name should be the fail bomber.

[LIGHTNIN1]

More like every kind of any kind of stroke

Matt... need a new vid buddy!

I am bored. I demand more vids.

[CBT]

......
20097

[LIGHTNIN1]

......
20097

Check out Deleted Threads.

[Egon Spengler]

Check out Deleted Threads.
Threads have been deleted?

[Phrog_gunner]

Check out Deleted Threads.

If they are deleted how could we check them out?

[PonyUP]

Here's a vid

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[-Matt-]

More like every kind of any kind of stroke

Matt... need a new vid buddy!


I am bored. I demand more vids.


Vids? You mean more bazzlebear vids?

[bawazir]

Vids? You mean more bazzlebear vids?

I got more vid like those 33wMdeW9dRc,
if you guys want more just say "ASS!"

[MMBLUE]

I got more vid like those 33wMdeW9dRc,
if you guys want more just say "ASS!"

Now thats going to get deleted.

[-Matt-]

I got more vid like those 33wMdeW9dRc,
if you guys want more just say "ASS!"


No you tool..... more vids of me making fun of you :rolleyes:

[Motorhead350]

Does that really exist???

BTW my woman fixed my projector tonight. I guess I have to... you know... wait a day or two before it's safe to... you get the idea. :P