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ntd
06-23-2010, 05:04 PM
So I get an Lincoln MKS for a trans problem ended up having to pull the trans for internal repairs. Car has wheel locks so I check the usual places glove box nope, center console nope. Here is where things get interesting I head to the trunk in my quest for the elusive wheel lock key. There is a milk crate in there just full of stuff with a blanket on top. So I take it out of the trunk and as I'm pulling it out the blanket falls off the top and you will never guess what rolled out onto the floor:eek:. Hints 8in long 3in wide shaped like a cone with black leather tassels. Yep the biggest buttplug I have ever seen in my life. Who in the hell keeps that in the back of there car seriously. Well we all had a good laugh at work today moral of the story take the sextoys out of your car when you go in for service

Mike
06-23-2010, 05:06 PM
So I get an Lincoln MKS for a trans problem ended up having to pull the trans for internal repairs. Car has wheel locks so I check the usual places glove box nope, center console nope. Here is where things get interesting I head to the trunk in my quest for the elusive wheel lock key. There is a milk crate in there just full of stuff with a blanket on top. So I take it out of the trunk and as I'm pulling it out the blanket falls off the top and you will never guess what rolled out onto the floor:eek:. Hints 8in long 3in wide shaped like a cone with black leather tassels. Yep the biggest buttplug I have ever seen in my life. Who in the hell keeps that in the back of there car seriously. Well we all had a good laugh at work today moral of the story take the sextoys out of your car when you go in for service

So, did you ever find the removal tool :confused: :D

ntd
06-23-2010, 05:18 PM
I gave up after that and went to parts and got the master kit. I was going no further who knows what I would find next with this freak:rolleyes:

-Matt-
06-23-2010, 05:21 PM
did you use it?

justbob
06-23-2010, 05:23 PM
Is that a medical device?

guspech750
06-23-2010, 05:25 PM
Sorry. I knew I left it somewhere!!

jflave
06-23-2010, 05:30 PM
Did you wash your hands ??

justbob
06-23-2010, 05:33 PM
I could have used that on the way to work this morning! I had to stop at a porta potty on the side of the road. You should have seen the road crews faces as I just strolled on out with my newspaper and got back into the Escort and drove away like business as usual...

guspech750
06-23-2010, 05:34 PM
I could have used that on the way to work this morning! I had to stop at a porta potty on the side of the road. You should have seen the road crews faces as I just strolled on out with my newspaper and got back into the Escort and drove away like business as usual...
Thats sooooo cool!!:banana2:

ntd
06-23-2010, 05:47 PM
I got no use out of it other than a good laugh and thank god for rubber gloves

ImpalaSlayer
06-23-2010, 05:49 PM
I could have used that on the way to work this morning! I had to stop at a porta potty on the side of the road. You should have seen the road crews faces as I just strolled on out with my newspaper and got back into the Escort and drove away like business as usual...


man those are the worse.

knine
06-23-2010, 05:51 PM
So, did you ever find the removal tool :confused: :D
For which one? The tire or the plug?

knine
06-23-2010, 05:51 PM
http://i299.photobucket.com/albums/mm288/larryo340/funny%20gifs/this_thread_is_worthless_witho ut_pi.gif

ntd
06-23-2010, 06:02 PM
only you would want to see pics of that:P

TAKEDOWN
06-23-2010, 07:26 PM
I'm sure you sniffed it too!

Egon Spengler
06-23-2010, 07:45 PM
Was Casey in town from Virginia??? Seems like Michigan is an awfully far drive for him...

RacerX
06-23-2010, 08:13 PM
Nice! One of my computer techs opened a laptop bag to get the AC adapter and pulled out a BIG pair o lace see-through panties and a razor! He stood there dumbfounded and when I started cracking up, he dropped everything like a hot potatoe! :D

Black_Noise
06-23-2010, 09:04 PM
thats such a PITA.... when you cant find the wheel lock socket

Big Black Beast
06-24-2010, 09:05 PM
I gave up after that and went to parts and got the master kit. I was going no further who knows what I would find next with this freak:rolleyes:

LOL! Now you're always gonna wonder...

Got_1
06-26-2010, 07:38 AM
thats such a PITA.... when you cant find the wheel lock socket

i hate digging through poeples crap to find the wheel lock key. Our service advisers are supposed to ask the customer to have the wheel lock in the cup holder when they bring their vehicle in for service but they never remember.

boatmangc
06-26-2010, 08:45 AM
I'm sure you sniffed it too!

Eeeewww!!
Just Eeewww!

Mr. Squirrel
06-26-2010, 12:55 PM
Did you find any CORN on the cob :)

CBT
06-29-2010, 03:34 AM
Was it battery operated or a pull start model?