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Egon Spengler

06-28-2010, 10:32 AM

you can post if I want to
you can leave your threads behind
Your threads get jacked, your rants get hacked
and they're no threads of mine

I say, You can race if you want to
I smell your cars behind
You can ask about a temperature gauge
We'll jack your thread to be unkind
You can post

We can say what we want to
leaving vulgarity aside
Except when Bazzle gets pissed, he's on a vacation list
Making Mary want to hide

I say you can post, you can post
The thread is out of control
you can post, you can post
Or dance just like a troll
You can post, you can post
Everyone look at their screen
You can post, you can post
I want to take out my spline

You can post if you want to
with an 8000 count in mind
Direct Vent Injection, blown through your rear end
I can smell on down the line

I say you can post, you can post
The thread is out of control
you can post, you can post
Or dance just like a troll
You can post, you can post
Everyone look at their screen
You can post, you can post
I want to take out my spline

MM03MOK

06-28-2010, 10:37 AM

Yes, Pure Genius!!

CBT

06-28-2010, 10:40 AM

lol, nice. i guess it's song parody time? :cool:

SMOKE

06-28-2010, 11:55 AM

Safety dance?

J

Joe Walsh

06-28-2010, 12:01 PM

:rofl:

Great lyrics!!!.....:bows:

BTW: Change 'spline' to 'spleen'...

Egon Spengler

06-28-2010, 12:15 PM

I am working on a rap song in regards to threads... Give me a rap song to parody...

RF Overlord

06-28-2010, 12:26 PM

i guess it's song parody time?The first person who brings up Weird Al Yankovic gets banned permanently.

PonyUP

06-28-2010, 12:30 PM

I am working on a rap song in regards to threads... Give me a rap song to parody...
You absolutely must parody "me so horny"

Egon Spengler

06-28-2010, 12:33 PM

The first person who brings up Weird Al Yankovic gets banned permanently.
You just mentioned him!

Weird Al says... "GOODBYE!!!"
http://cm1.theinsider.com/thumbnail/400/319/cm1.theinsider.com/media/0/357/17/Weird_Al_Yankovic_Accident.jpg

PonyUP

06-28-2010, 12:45 PM

Posting up, back from the street
Had old Zack do some enhancements
Temp Gauge falied so I am back on my feet
Just a kid who must post to survive

So many times, it happens so fast
Some dude busts in with some nonsense
I've lost my grip on all the threads of the past
My thread got derailed, it can't thrive

Your thread has been hijacked
It's the thrill of the theft
Posting up just because of Dom's arrival
And the last known poster
Stalks his way through the thread
And they make us all laugh just because
Your thread has been hi-jacked

A simple question, about the temp
And the first reply is a hijack
They stack the odds
So i take to the street
Queer Eye for the Straight guy can't be beat

Thread has been Hijacked
I've seen this all before
What does orange have to do with the temp gauge
and the last know poster
Will be the last straw
Because now I know who is keeping score
This thread has been hijacked

justbob

06-28-2010, 01:43 PM

Too damn funny yous guys you!

Joe Walsh

06-28-2010, 01:51 PM

You gotta stop posting these songs....I'm pissin' my pants here!

:rofl:

-Matt-

06-28-2010, 04:00 PM

I like post counts and i can not lie
you other whores cant keep up
when i think of something in my mind
I post junk all the time..

It gets locked

Wanna post up tough
but you noticed i was just a girl..

Deep in these threads Im whoring
I dont search cause' i hate explorin

I get laid..
but ya know dats - not - a - fact...

Chuck berry, ramones... sonny and cher
are the only ones for which i care...

Hey look at me!

PonyUP

06-28-2010, 04:24 PM

I like big posts
And I cannot lie
You other rauders can't deny
When a thread begins
with ity bity post, burned rice like toast
Your shocks get sprung

This thread has got it going on
I love parodies of songs
LCR in the jeans I'm wearing
The Kingof Bling can;t stop staring

Oh Baby I am taking pictures
posting you tubes of rice and pitchers
Some knuckle tried to race
I blew hot rubber all over his face

And speaking of bazzle
You say I won't get no hassle
He's Kazoo, He's Kazoo
Who's gonna show up? I don't know who

I hear Biscuits singing
All you other guys are bling blinging
Fat Guys Sweat, they wet
Rauders blowing doors off vettes
I'm tired of Magazines, saying 4 bangers are the things
Take the average Merc man and ask him the bate
He'll say she gotta have 8

So Fellas (Yeah) Fellas(Yeah)
Is your car packing 8?
(Hell Yeah)
Then turn it on, play this song
Even Bazzle's getting long

Gotta Have 8 (Sedan body, 12 sec run)

I like em big, black and fast
I like em built to last
I just can't help myself, rolling like an animal
Throwing out politics and scandals
I wanna get to a light, and smoke
Double up yeah, smoke smoke smoke
I ain't talking about Playboy
Joe likes his boys with toys

I want my tires thick and smoking
I want the rice on exhaust just choking
I'll lay back and be token

So I'm looking at car videos
You know the good ones with the cheap ho's
You can porthole your ride though
I'll keep my portholes like Flo-Joe

A word to the rainbow coalition
If Your on a mission
Joe can be converted with some kissing
But I gotta be straight when I say
This song is getting long
I'm running out of rights and wrongs
Some dudes won't like this song
They'd rather post and play
This is my last song of the day

So ladies (yeah) Ladies (Yeah)
You wanns roll in my merc ladies
(Hell Yeah)
Then turn around, stick it out
my 8 will help you out

Baby Got 8

Egon Spengler

06-28-2010, 05:51 PM

Pony, you are freakin killing me! hahaha

PonyUP

06-28-2010, 05:58 PM

Pony, you are freakin killing me! hahaha

See what you started,
Tomorrow I'll do one of the following

More than Boost (Set to More than Words)

Everytime I drive my ride (Set to everytime we say goodbye)

Thread Jacked (To Unchained)

or Dom's life (To My Life)

justbob

06-28-2010, 06:01 PM

These are ABSOLUTELY FREAKIN AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOWBUCKMM

06-28-2010, 06:10 PM

LOL funny as h#ll. Good one ponyup.

PonyUP

06-28-2010, 06:16 PM

You say, I cannot post that from here baby
Where is this thread going
Walking on the thin red line
Of which Bazzle always jumps over

Thought we'd get on track
With a post back on topic
No letting up, Dom was getting fed up
He's all smiles when I posted this sign
Jacked
Can I get my thread back
thread Jacked
And I hit the ground ballin
Jacked
No getting it back
Thread Jacked
And I hit the ground ballin

A no, we didn't ask for permission
This is my chance to shine
I know that never is enough for you
But I gotta post another line

Thought you'd get it back
just ingorning all the nonsense
We're not stopping nor are we dropping
we'll get it back playing 50 cent

Jacked
No you can't get it back
Thread Jacked
And I hit the ground ballin
Jacked
yes your thread was Hi Jacked
Thread jacked
and I hit the gorund ballin

WoooHoo, take a look at this
Hey man, this thread is you
You'll get some leg tonight fo sure
Tell us how you do, woo hoo hoo

Come On Brad, gimme a break

Hey hey hey, one break, coming up

Jacked
You can't get it back
thread Jacked
And I hit the ground balling
Jacked
Thrown your thread in sack
thread Jacked
And I hit the gorund ballin

Peace, I'm outta here

CBT

06-28-2010, 06:23 PM

lol, funny stuff!
I'm tempted to make one about DTRjoe. Maybe to the tune of Don't Stop Believin'.
"Just an Aurora boy,
born and raised in Illinois.
He sucked a midnight di.......ah, maybe I better think this song out a lil more first.:rolleyes:

PonyUP

06-28-2010, 06:24 PM

justbob

06-28-2010, 06:59 PM

CBT

06-28-2010, 07:51 PM

Joe Stop Maraudin' (to the tune of Don't Stop Believin')

Just an Aurora boy,
born and raised in Illinois.
He bought a DTR,
he's not going anywhere.

I saw him in a male revue,
the smell of sex had filled the room.
For a 20 he would touch his toes,
it goes in and out and in and out.

Ricers, waiting
Up and down the boulevard
Their fart cans searching in the night.
Streetlight, green means GO,
Unless you're in a DTR then you're losing
keep that car to the riiiiiiight.

He's working hard with his truck and drill,
waiting for his very first kill.
Payin' anything to roll the tires for the very first time.
Joe can't win, Joe will lose,
Joe doesn't own one of the blues.
Oh, the gayness never ends
It goes on and on and on and on.

He bought a bra and a JLT,
from some porn star named CBT.
He really really wants a kill,
Zack, make him a ****ing badgeless grill.

Joe stop Maraudin',
your tires can't be peelin.
Streetlight, failin' oh oh oh.

Joe stop Maraudin'
your tire won't be peelin'
Streetlight, facepalm, oh oh OOOOHHHHHHH!!!!

PonyUP

06-29-2010, 03:23 AM

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

Awesome Casey, that had me laughing so hard, I farted

CBT

07-01-2010, 07:43 AM

For Dom, sung to the tune of 'Highway To Hell' by AC/DC.

Postin’s easy,
Postin’s' free,
No street car if it’s a trailered ride.
No one replies,
except CBT,
to half the stuff that I ever write.
Don't need a reason,
to post this time,
Ain't nothin' that I'd rather do.
Boost is down,
Justbob time,
Bawazir is gonna be there too.
I’ve got the post count from hell!
Post count from hell.
A Blazer to sell.
I’ve got the post count from hell!

No stop signs,
or post limits,
Kerosene ain’t gonna slow me down.
Broke my wheel,
Zack will fix it,
Are piston tops supposed to be round?
Hey Bunny!
Paid my dues,
I’m on my way to my 18th flag.
Hey everybody!
Look at me,
I'm on the way to a perma-ban.
I’ve got the post count from hell!
What the hell is that smell?
I’ve got the post count from hell!
Oh, runnin’ rich was that smell.
Can't ignore me.

I’ve got the post count from hell!
Post count from hell.
What’s the best hair gel?
I’ve got the post count from hell.
(post count from hell!) L.A. or bust!
(post count from hell!) Why does metal rust?
(post count from hell!) Greetings from Great Britain!
(post count from hell!) Is a puppy better than a kitten?
Is my hood supposed to go down,
all the way….?
…..got the post count from hell.....

PonyUP

07-01-2010, 07:46 AM

Awesome Case, 2 great tunes to boot :beer:

Egon Spengler

07-01-2010, 07:48 AM

Paid my dues,

Other than the line above, so true and funny as hell! But Dom has not paid his dues because everyone picks on him and posts useless threads. Apparently he thinks he is the only one that can post useless threads!

PonyUP

07-01-2010, 07:52 AM

I post everything I got
Bambling nonsense but it's worth a shot
I drive like wild
I drive you crazy

And now it's time just to go for a spin
After Bob get's my spark plugs in
I drive like wild
Check me out Casey

I keep on posting, I keep on posting

I...want post my S*it all nite
check my threads everyday

I...want to post my S*it all nite
check my threads everyday

Bob keeps on saying it'll be fine for awhile
I scared that Lincoln in a spin just to make you smile
I drive like Wild
My posts have gone crazy

I post everything I got
Holy Schnykes thats quite a lot
I drive like wild
Marauding Banshee's

You keep on shouting, you keep on shouting

Why...Do you post all nite
And sleep most of the day

Why...Do you post all nite
and sleep most of the day

CBT

07-01-2010, 07:54 AM

LMMFAO !!:beer:

Egon Spengler

07-01-2010, 07:57 AM

I am glad I started this thread! PURE WIN!

PonyUP

07-01-2010, 08:02 AM

I lay completely still
In the dead of the night
Although I really want a black
I guess the red will be alright

Was it something I said
Or all that I did
did my tune not come out right

Though I tried still to drive you
though I tried

I guess that's why they say

Every red has a horn
Just like every black that was born
Just like I'm into every cowboy porn
Every red has a horn
Yeah it does

I can't listen to any song on the radio
My AC's out, lights a flicker, I ain't got no show
But I wonder, does Bob know
I really want his ride
I know that he'd make the switch some how
with my car and just about 100 thou

Every Red has a horn
I could say that mine was Blue when she was born
or maybe a silver birch, aww *****, I am torn
Because Every Red has a Horn

I know I coulda bought a black
If I'd dropped to my knees
Instead I got a red, like a gun to my head
Gimme a black please oh please

Every Red has a Horn
Just like every pair of jeans gets worn
Red fades in the taillight, just like the band Korn
Every Red Has a Horn

Motorhead350

07-01-2010, 08:09 AM

hahaha great work guys. I gotta write music for this stuff when I can.

I have chosen not to contribute because I do not agree with any form of cencorship.

TJ, you're back on the list you dip.

"No street car is a trailered ride." I couldn't agree more. :bows:

PonyUP

07-01-2010, 08:13 AM

CBT

07-01-2010, 08:19 AM

CBT

07-01-2010, 08:19 AM

LOL! Holy crap, I don't know who's getting slammed worse, Joe or Dom.

PonyUP

07-01-2010, 08:22 AM

LOL! Holy crap, I don't know who's getting slammed worse, Joe or Dom.

They Kind of leave themselves open for it though don't they?
Dom has like 20,000 posts and Joe
Well he drives a DTR. When I got my Marauder at least I ahd the sense to get a Black :lol:

CBT

07-01-2010, 08:30 AM

They Kind of leave themselves open for it though don't they?
Dom has like 20,000 posts and Joe
Well he drives a DTR. When I got my Marauder at least I ahd the sense to get a Black :lol:

Yeah, I guess there was a seat beside joe on the failboat! Go BLUE!

PonyUP

07-01-2010, 08:33 AM

Yeah, I guess there was a seat beside joe on the failboat! Go BLUE!
:lol:thanks :bows:

I would have loved a Blue, they're just hard to come by, especially for the deal I got mine on. It is my "Mybrid" It gets "I Don't Care"mpg and turns heads every wear I go. i haven't even washed and waxed her yet because of the rain

CBT

07-01-2010, 08:36 AM

:lol:thanks :bows:

I would have loved a Blue, they're just hard to come by, especially for the deal I got mine on. It is my "Mybrid" It gets "I Don't Care"mpg and turns heads every wear I go. i haven't even washed and waxed her yet because of the rain

Well if it's any consolation I have not washed mine since Louisville. Car is dirty dirty. Got more finger prints on it than Liberace's.......piano. The bra is still on it as a matter of fact, no telling what's trapped under it.

Motorhead350

07-01-2010, 08:36 AM

Or spellcheck, FTW! :D

Never have been the best at it.

CBT

07-01-2010, 08:38 AM

Never have been the best at it.

It's all good! I love you, man.

Motorhead350

07-01-2010, 08:45 AM

It's all good! I love you, man.

You're too much. Now I gotta think of lyrics.... hmmmmmmm.

Egon Spengler

07-01-2010, 08:45 AM

The bra is still on it as a matter of fact, no telling what's trapped under it.
That's what she said.

Dom, bite me

CBT

07-01-2010, 08:49 AM

That's what she said.

Dom, bite me

LMAO! I don't know why those seven words made me chuckle, but I was lifting my coffee cup when I read that and I had to set it back down because it was sloshing out from me laughing. Thanks, tj. Now explain to me how to get coffee stains off my paper desk calendar.

PonyUP

07-01-2010, 09:01 AM

LMAO! I don't know why those seven words made me chuckle, but I was lifting my coffee cup when I read that and I had to set it back down because it was sloshing out from me laughing. Thanks, tj. Now explain to me how to get coffee stains off my paper desk calendar.

Recommend you cover the entire calendar in coffee, that way it's the same collor and looks like it is supposed to be that way.

Man, haven't had a "that's what she said" sighting in awhile. May the flurry on inuendo's begin

:lol:

Motorhead350

07-01-2010, 09:06 AM

Dom, bite me

No. You don't get the pleasure of oral from me.

Egon Spengler

07-01-2010, 09:07 AM

May the flurry inyurendo begin

Fixed it for you...

Egon Spengler

07-01-2010, 09:09 AM

No. You don't get the pleasure of oral from me.
http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p260/misterfroggy/modkitteh.jpg

Haggis

07-01-2010, 09:09 AM

Casey is a friend of mine,
He will Bl*w you anytime.

For a nickle or a dime,
Fifty cents for overtime.

If you have a credit card he will blo* you extra hard,
If you have a Master charge, he will Bl*w you on a barge.

CBT

07-01-2010, 09:10 AM

Haggis

07-01-2010, 09:13 AM

That's it, you're next for a song parody!

As long as sheep are included. ;)

PonyUP

07-02-2010, 08:04 PM

Realized I forgot a verse

I lay completely still
In the dead of the night
Although I really want a black
I guess the red will be alright

Was it something I said
Or all that I did
did my tune not come out right

Though I tried still to drive you
though I tried

I guess that's why they say

Every red has a horn
Just like every black that was born
Just like I'm into every cowboy porn
Every red has a horn
Yeah it does

I can't listen to any song on the radio
My AC's out, lights a flicker, I ain't got no show
But I wonder, does Bob know
I really want his ride
I know that he'd make the switch some how
with my car and just about 100 thou

Every Red has a horn
I could say that mine was Blue when she was born
or maybe a silver birch, aww *****, I am torn
Because Every Red has a Horn

I know I coulda bought a black
If I'd dropped to my knees
Instead I got a red, like a gun to my head
Gimme a black please oh please

And now I, hear you had a red that really blew
and that it rolled 15 secs in the 1/4 for you
Well to hear that make me laugh inside
Bob's got an escort thats a faster ride

Every Red has a Horn
Just like every pair of jeans gets worn
Red fades in the taillight, just like the band Korn
Every Red Has a Horn

PonyUP

07-06-2010, 06:55 PM

In honor of the trip today, here's a tribute while he is out
(To For Whom the Bell Tolls)

Make his post on the thread in the early day
Just a man with his will to survive
Smoked a Vette, couldn't get you to believe
Now I'm gone just by dawn, I've been banned you see
For a thrill, i post a kill, why I do not know
I try to post just for my pride
Men of Five, post their jive, through my rage it shows
I've gone insane, who's to blame, I've been banned you know

For Whom the Mod tolls
My post count is down
For Whom the Mod Tolls

Take a look at my thread, just before I go to bed
It's not the last time I will
Blackened roar, massive roar, from my twin tailpipes
A cloud of smoke, filmed my joke, to prove I don't lie
Vacation now, I played into the Mod's misery
hear the silence so loud
Crack of Dawn, Dom is gone, on Vaca you see
unread posts will be down, while he watches Glee

For Whom the Mod tolls
My post count is down
For Whom the Mod tolls

justbob

07-06-2010, 07:17 PM

Too..............dang......... ......funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!

CBT

07-07-2010, 04:50 AM

LMAO!! Poor Dom :( I'm going to call him later, he better not be watching Glee, I'll take his man-card away. Brad your songs kick ass, lol.

PonyUP

07-07-2010, 07:09 AM

Egon Spengler

07-07-2010, 07:15 AM

Sorry guys... I feel somewhat to blame. Guess I pushed him over the edge. He gave me crap over on facebook and I had to delete him as my friend because I can't have him leaving vulgar language on my page. My bad.

CBT

07-07-2010, 07:16 AM

thanks Casey, I'm still laughing over "Joe Stop Marauding". If we can get the karaoke versions for these songs, we could really have someting :beatnik:.

If you talk to Dom, tell him I said hey and to keep his chin up (Insert your nasty reference here)

Seriously though, it was much lighter reading today, so I miss him already:beer:
I talked to him yesterday, he said he was sitting in the parking lot at a gynocologist office. His words, not mine, lol.
I was going to do a parody of Macho Man by the Village People and call it Mr. Man, but that song has way too many words. :(

justbob

07-07-2010, 01:23 PM

LMAO!! Poor Dom :( I'm going to call him later, he better not be watching Glee, I'll take his man-card away. Brad your songs kick ass, lol.
Whats wrong with Glee?

PonyUP

07-07-2010, 05:43 PM

Whats wrong with Glee?

Nothing, other questions that might be asked by someone watching glee

1) Is it less manly that I drive a Mini?
2) Do these jeans make me look fat?
3) Whatever happened to Boy George?
4) Where can a get pair of those cute shorts George Michael used to wear?
5) What's the name of that song sung by the 5 boys?
6) Would I look cool in a Miata?
7) Oh my God, did you see the new Brad Pitt movie?
8) Which girl are you in sex and the city?
9) whose you favorite character in twilight?
10) do you like tea bags?