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MercOut
06-30-2010, 01:16 PM
Tiger Woods is banned from letting girlfriends near his kids in a divorce deal netting his ex a record $750 million settlement, The Sun reported Wednesday.

The golfer agreed to keep single women away from daughter Sam, three, and son Charlie, one.

He can bring a new flame into their lives only if he marries her. In return, former wife Elin Nordegren ,30, gets the biggest payout ever seen in a celebrity divorce.

But she can never publicly speak out over his alleged flings with socialite Rachel Uchitel, reality star Jaimee Grubbs, porn queen Joslyn James and up to 17 others.

A pal said: "Elin is desperate to protect the children from the womanizing side of their father.

Tiger's alleged mistresses include porn stars, pancake waitresses, bikini models and nightclub hostesses. And they're still coming! Porn star Devon James is the latest to admit to a Tiger tryst.

If Tiger's PGA competitors want to unnerve him on the golf course, these balls might do just the trick.


"Tiger's main fear is her telling her story after he's rebuilt his reputation, sending him back to the gutter."

Swedish ex model Nordegren ended up with double the sum she originally sought, after her lawyers proved Woods, 34, was worth much more than the $1billion she thought.

Her friend explained: "Elin's legal team have done a great job digging up all sorts of assets.

"The price of the huge sum is her silence: no interviews, tell-all books, or TV appearances about this for the rest of her life -- even if Tiger dies first -- or she'll lose the lot."

The friend said: "Everything's signed. Elin is ready to file for divorce at Orlando County Court. She expects to in the next seven days."

Nordegren gets sole physical custody of their kids but they will split legal custody.

That means Woods will share decisions about their future -- so Nordegren will not be able to permanently relocate them to her native Sweden.

Woods -- believed to be building a golf resort in Dubai and investing in the Bahamas -- will be able to see the kids for up to half of each week.

He can renegotiate the custody agreement in five years.

The pal said: "Elin admits that despite everything, Tiger loves his kids and has been a decent dad.

"She is confident he will not pursue seeing the children that much, due to his work and lifestyle."

Under the no-girlfriends deal, only married women not romantically linked to Woods will be allowed around the children -- plus female members of staff known to Nordegren.

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$750 Million :eek:, he'll get that back eventually but DAYUM!!

Joe Walsh
06-30-2010, 01:27 PM
You gotta pay to play!

He should divide that 750 MILLION by the number of his "transgressions" to figure his cost "per episode"!...:shake:
Then he'd realize why letting your his d*ck think for you can be extremely expensive.

He best start winning some tournaments so he can pad his bank account before he writes the 3/4 BILLION DOLLAR check!....:eek:

ImpalaSlayer
06-30-2010, 01:28 PM
thats just stupid, what the hell entitles her to any of the money HE makes?

DOOM
06-30-2010, 01:29 PM
Thats ****in nuts!!!

Joe Walsh
06-30-2010, 01:32 PM
thats just stupid, what the hell entitles her to any of the money HE makes?

He's the knucklehead who wanted to get married to her.
She's only guilty of trusting him and having 2 children with him.
I don't feel bad at all for Tiger, he was dumb/horny enough to get himself in this mess.
If he really liked f' ing around with lots of women, which seems obvious....why get married?
Plus, If he was too stupid to get a pre-nup he deserves to pay her whatever she can get.

I still don't understand these young athletes (Tiger, Kobe, etc.) who are in a big hurry to get married, then get caught screwing around shortly thereafter.
Enjoy your money and your freedom while you can.
When it's time to settle down....get married....with a pre-nup!

martyo
06-30-2010, 01:54 PM
He should divide that 750 MILLION by the number of his "transgressions" to figure his cost "per episode"!...:shake:

I was talking to Tiger on the phone the other day and we discussed this.

It only works out to $1.68.

Lucky bastard.

ImpalaSlayer
06-30-2010, 01:56 PM
He's the knucklehead who wanted to get married to her.
She's only guilty of trusting him and having 2 children with him.
I don't feel bad at all for Tiger, he was dumb/horny enough to get himself in this mess.
If he really liked f' ing around with lots of women, which seems obvious....why get married?
Plus, If he was too stupid to get a pre-nup he deserves to pay her whatever she can get.

I still don't understand these young athletes (Tiger, Kobe, etc.) who are in a big hurry to get married, then get caught screwing around shortly thereafter.
Enjoy your money and your freedom while you can.
When it's time to settle down....get married....with a pre-nup!


i agree with you on the being faithful thing, but why does getting divorced entitle her to so much cash? thats gotta be over half of what he has aint it?

Bluerauder
06-30-2010, 01:56 PM
Man, I hope my wife gets the same deal. I'll have to live forever to pay that one off. :rofl: Nevermind -- forget that -- I don't want her taking a golf club to my MM. :o

Pops
06-30-2010, 01:56 PM
I was talking to Tiger on the phone the other day and we discussed this.

It only works out to $1.68.

Lucky bastard.

Thats funny Marty!:D

RR|Suki
06-30-2010, 02:03 PM
I was talking to Tiger on the phone the other day and we discussed this.

It only works out to $1.68.

Lucky bastard.

Thread winner right here :beer:

Blackened300a
06-30-2010, 02:17 PM
Yet women wonder why most men don't want to get married. They cry and moan in magazine articles and to their friends accusing men of having "commitment issues" No Ladies, its losing half of all our **** that make us not wanna get married. 750 million to some broad who did nothing to earn a cent of that money is insane. Its also really irritating how they are so proud that they found some of his hidden assets so she can get her hands on that too as if 100 million isn't enough to live for the rest of her life. :shake:

ImpalaSlayer
06-30-2010, 02:36 PM
Yet women wonder why most men don't want to get married. They cry and moan in magazine articles and to their friends accusing men of having "commitment issues" No Ladies, its losing half of all our **** that make us not wanna get married. 750 million to some broad who did nothing to earn a cent of that money is insane. Its also really irritating how they are so proud that they found some of his hidden assets so she can get her hands on that too as if 100 million isn't enough to live for the rest of her life. :shake:

exactly dude!

amen!

CBT
06-30-2010, 03:20 PM
I heard they stopped the oil leak in the gulf. Slipped a wedding ring over the hole and it stopped putting out.

ImpalaSlayer
06-30-2010, 03:35 PM
I heard they stopped the oil leak in the gulf. Slipped a wedding ring over the hole and it stopped putting out.

i aint never seen a ring plug a hole!

Motorhead350
06-30-2010, 03:41 PM
Who needs monogomy anyway?

Did any of us ever watch the same adult video twice?

Okay sometimes we have that one that we just go back to from time to time.

PonyUP
06-30-2010, 07:20 PM
This says it all NSFW

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Leadfoot281
06-30-2010, 08:13 PM
Most expensive car wrecks in history...

http://www.tommackieracing.com/humour/auto/most-expensive-auto-wrecks/

sailsmen
07-01-2010, 05:02 AM
thats just stupid, what the hell entitles her to any of the money HE makes?

Marrying her created the marketing image that got him mega bucks. His golf winning, "the money HE makes" are a very small fraction.

IF she was very unattractive and "doing it" with all the caddies what would his marketability be?

It has been reported that the prenep was voided by his infidelity.

LIGHTNIN1
07-01-2010, 06:05 AM
He knew what he would do when he married her so she gets whatever she can. Personally I have never seen a woman that was worth that much. There is always another.