Santa is quitting!

[Petrograde]

T'was the night before Christmas - Old Santa was p!$$ed

He cussed out the elves and threw down his list
Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks
I have good mind to scrap the whole works

I've busted my ass for damn near a year
Instead of "Thanks Santa" - what do I hear
The old lady b!tche$ cause I work late at night
The elves want more money - The reindeer all fight

Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids
Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS
And just when I thought that things would get better
Those *********s from IRS sent me a letter

They say I owe taxes - if that ain't damn funny
Who the hell ever sent Santa Clause any money
And the kids these days - they all are the pits
They want the impossible ...Those mean little $h!t$

I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds
Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads
I made a ton of yo yo's - No request for them
They want computers and robots...they think I'm IBM!

Flying through the air...dodging the trees
Falling down chimneys and skinning my knees
I'm quitting this job...there's just no enjoyment
I'll sit on my fat a$$ and draw unemployment
There's no Christmas this year...now you know the reason

I found me a blonde.. I'm going SOUTH for the season!!


:lol: That should get everyone in the friggin' holiday spirit!

Tom

[MapleLeafMerc]

And a merry Christmas to you, you ol' humbug!!! ;)

[SHERIFF]

I refuse to believe that news report. Just another twist the media has put on a top story. :)

[RoyLPita]

Somebody get that guy a copy of Elf Bowling!!!!

[merc406]

Oh that is a good one Tom!, south for the winter sounds real good right about NOW!

[Haggis]

Originally posted by Petrograde
:lol: That should get everyone in the friggin' holiday spirit!

Tom

...and I thought SergntMac was the only MacScrooge here. Your just all jealous because Santa stops at my place first every year. http://smilies.sofrayt.com/1/i/santa2.gif

[Lowell]

Good for a grin!

[Long Live #3]

Originally posted by RoyLPita
Somebody get that guy a copy of Elf Bowling!!!!

Could you send me a link for that? I've been looking everywhere for it!

[Bigdogjim]

Originally posted by RoyLPita
Somebody get that guy a copy of Elf Bowling!!!!

Which one #1, #2, #3?:):):)

[Bigdogjim]

Originally posted by Long Live #3
Could you send me a link for that? I've been looking everywhere for it!

Joe: pm me your e-mail address and I'll be happy to send you a copy:):):)

I play it all year long:)

[jgc61sr2002]

Petro - Happy Holidays. :D He He.

[RoyLPita]

If you have AOL, type "Elf Bowling" in "search" Click on the 1st site. It will take you to "AOL downloads" the pick the 1st one.
It is that simple.

[Petrograde]

Elf Bowling! :lol: I first played that prob'ly back in 99... I forgot alll about it Thanks!

Tom