MM 12 Days

[Agent M79]

On the nth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…

12 coats of Zaino
11 righteous burnouts
10 speeding tickets
9 ricers crying
8 Denso sparkplugs
7 1-2 shift chirps
6 cops a chasing
5 dyyyyynooooo pulls
4 brand new tires
3 new colors
2 Reinhart chips
And an empty road on a clear day!

Thank you. Hug your car.

[TAF]

Well done Dave!!! What? No friction modifier :lol:

[Ross]

:banana2: :bows:

[jgc61sr2002]

Dave - No that is funny.:D :rock:

[nexstar7]

you are sick, and i love you man!

[Marauderman]

Wait a minute --he belongs to our Carolina Club--not sick --a bit unusual yes-- but you cannot have him!!! He is ours!!!

[kurly]

AGENT M79!

THAT'S A BEAUTIFUL DTR!

[Marauderman]

Hey kurly-

You near by enough to make our meet in Charlotte, NC --second Sat. of each month?

[CRUZTAKER]

Nice!:up:

[Agent M79]

What can I say, I was feeling festive!

[SHERIFF]

Originally posted by Agent M79

And an empty road on a clear day!



Don't bet on it. :)

When you least expect it, it's "deer" time!

[Agent M79]

On the nth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...

12 awesome club shirts
11 second trap time
10 quarts of synth blend
9 raffle tickets
8 stay cool pistons
7 days of banning
6 Team Ford hot dogs
5 oooiiillll threads!
4 widened rims
3 lens mods
2 no tick heads
...and a "private track" so I can brag!

Thank you. Nap in your Marauder.

[Bluerauder]

On the nth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...

12 awesome club shirts
11 second trap time
10 quarts of synth blend
9 raffle tickets
8 stay cool pistons
7 days of banning
6 Team Ford hot dogs
5 oooiiillll threads!
4 widened rims
3 lens mods
2 no tick heads
...and a "private track" so I can brag!

Thank you. Nap in your Marauder.
Excellent update to a great original !!! :up:

[BruteForce]

On the nth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...

12 awesome club shirts
11 second trap time
10 quarts of synth blend
9 raffle tickets
8 stay cool pistons
7 days of banning
6 Team Ford hot dogs
5 oooiiillll threads!
4 widened rims
3 lens mods
2 no tick heads
...and a "private track" so I can brag!

Thank you. Nap in your Marauder.

...and an LEO in the rear view!

[MM03MOK]

5 oooiiillll threads!
:rofl: :rofl: Great job, Dave!!!!!

[Petrograde]

:lol: I tried to give ya some rep points,.. but it said I have to spread 'em out first!

too funny dude! :up:

[MM03MOK]

:lol: I tried to give ya some rep points,.. but it said I have to spread 'em out first!

too funny dude! :up:I gave Dave some for the both of us!

[Marauderman]

Thats our man Dave--and ..no ...still no one can have him..he's still ours ....

[Agent M79]

On the nth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…

12 raffle tickets
11 dealer visits
10 chasing cop cars
9 minutes early
8 what the %&$*s that?
7 deleted posts
6 whining ricers
5 boooobie threads!
4 ooohs and aaahs
3 gauge pods
2 bald tires
…and an awesome leather coat for free!

Thank you! Shine your rims!

[spiders]

Your totally crazy, guess that's why your here! Love it!

[MM03MOK]

and they're still funny!! :2thumbs:

[Marauderman]

and he is still ours..........nobody can have him.........

[SergntMac]

Bullsnit. Just another "time and 1/2" day on company clocks, what's all the hub-bub about?

Nevermind. Y'all are crazy anyway...

[spiders]

Grrrr, someone needs a pat on the back... or lower with a foot! heh heh
Sorry, Sgt, having a rough day are we?

[whoskal]

Ever think about coming out with an:sing: X-mas Album

[Petrograde]

....still funny :P

[Agent M79]

On the nth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…

12 drag strip passes
11 Slowpoke ink pens
10 too long Mac posts
9 stryker “hey mang’s”
8 looney admins
7 days ‘vacation’
6 “It will buff outs”
5 Aaaaaa or Bbbbbbb’s?
4 shiny rims
3 wax coats
2 Silverstars
…and a week at Marauderville V!

Thank you! A new supercharger kit fits under the Christmas tree! /hint/

[Bigdogjim]

Just Keeps Getting Better:up:

[MM03MOK]

:xtree: A perennial favourite! Thanks, Dave! :2thumbs:

[Bluerauder]

Now he belongs to the Capitol Area Marauders (CAM). :D And you can't have him back. Sorry Carolina !! ;)

[Motorhead350]

On the 9th day of xmas my true love gave to me...

12 gallons of preimum gas
11 tickets for driving fast
10 nitrous refills
9 nights of cheap thrills
8 close calls
7 chases in a mall (Blues Brothers hint hint)
6 pissed off ricers
5 wereeeee spiders
4 cats removed
3 Zack approved
2 shiny petals

and another red light on the xmas tree


I tried not to look at any of the others too long. Your too funny dude.

[Agent M79]

12 Whiny Ricers
11 MM Widows
10 Chicken runs
9 Smokey Donuts
8 "Is that car stock!?"
7 Baffled Dealers
6 Elana Ford Sucks
5 Wierd Aaaaaagent Posts!
4 Badgeless Grilles
3 Bad Alignments
2 Chrome Delete Tips
...and a supercharger under your tree!

Thank you! Dress in layers.

[magindat]

On the nth day of Christmas my Procharger got me ...

12 second quarters
11 quarts of D4
10 pounds of boost
9 hour install
8 fuel injectors
7 hrs on the dyno
6 Quarts of oil
5 frieeeeends to instaaaaallll
4 brand new tires
3 second 0-60's
2 widened rims
and a burn out in REVERSE!

[Bigdogjim]

It just keep going....:rofl:

[Blackened300a]

I had no idea that this thread was from 2003 til 2 pages in!

[ckadiddle]

Very nicely done!

[Agent M79]

On the 12th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...

12 Frozen Lug Nuts
11 Drag Strip Passes
10 Blinking Switches
9 Lighted Gauge Pods
8 Busy Pistons
7 Trailing Ricers
6 Steve Babcock Sigs
5 Full Size Spaaaaaares!
4 Fender Badges
3 Dom Posts Hourly
2 Crappy Wipers
…and a new stallion stall converter!
<o:p> </o:p>
Thank you! Hug your mother!

[Blk Mamba]

Very good, I'm impressed, please continue.

[1 Bad Merc]

Dave...you still got it! LMAO!

Brad

[MyTMerc]

Thanks for the annual Christmas cheer. Outstanding, as were the previous versions!

[ctrlraven]

Too funny.

[Agent M79]

12 new posts pages
11 EATCs
10 member sightings
9 burped crossovers
8 ignored speed signs
7 all day road trips
6 burned out dash bulbs
5 ELLLL CEEEE EMMMMs!
4 valves per pot
3 door dings
2 cooling mods
…and some friction modifier!

That sly smile you see on Mrs. Clauses face is because no one is real sure what she's doing on Christmas Eve.

[MM2004]

Nine years and 3 days later...

Outstanding!

:beer:

Mike.

[Krytin]

Very Well Done Sir!
I was having a little trouble getting into the spirit - this thread helped!!!!!!!!!!

[Blk04MM]

Nine years and 3 days later...

Outstanding!

:beer:

Mike.

Lmao that's too funny.