Gage's take on the Bradenton Motor Speedway

[CRUZTAKER]

Let's get in the car.
why...?
where we going daddy?....
We're going to see daddy's friends at the race track.
I wanna go to the beach....
:rolleyes:
We'll be there soon, you'll like it I promise.
why...?

We're there!
I wanna go home....
Son, we're on vacation, we can't go home.
why...?
It'll be fun.
I wanna go hotel room....
It's all good, let's go see the fast cars.
I need chewies.....and lion king....

Let's go see them race...
:rolleyes:
(5 minutes pass)

Daddy I go poo poo....
Gaaaaage!
Sorry daddy...
I'll go get a diaper, be right back.

(what better time to grab a cold beer from the trunk whilst grabbing a diaper)

(30 minutes pass)

[CRUZTAKER]

Daddy.....go?
I locked the keys in the trunk son.
It's OK daddy...
Gage, what are you doing?
Sitting in a faaast car!....
Jeeez, I hope you asked first!
Why...?
:rolleyes:

[CRUZTAKER]

Gage, who's car is that?
Ladies...
What lady son?
Over there...
Come on, it's time to go. The marauders are up.
I stay here....
:rolleyes:

[CRUZTAKER]

Daddy let's go.
You ready to go home now?
No, I watch the lady now
huh?
I like her! Come on daddy...over theeeree
Wow son, she's only 15, close to your age:P
Let's go watch her....

[CRUZTAKER]

What's wrong son?
I no like her anymore...too loud!
They're all too loud son.
Why...?
:rolleyes:
I go hotel now...watch lion king
:rolleyes:
Let's go son, it's been an interesting day.

[SergntMac]

You're breaking my heart with this, thank you. Please stop.

[Haggis]

POOR Gage, poor poor Gage! Shame on you Barry making him sit on that girl's lap. Did you see the expresion on Poor Gage's face!!
You were embrassing him Barry. POOR Gage, poor poor Gage.


p.s.
What ever happened to those pictures we were supose to get of that Rousch Marauder from that kid last week, HUH Barry!!