Hate women!!!!

[merkathomas]

Let my baby momma drive my car she bring it back an the back windows won't go up an its syrup an french fries spilled alk over my backseat...her fat punk ass son sitting in the backseat smiling like a *****...never again will she drive anything of mine

[ImpalaSlayer]

Let my baby momma drive my car she bring it back an the back windows won't go up an its syrup an french fries spilled alk over my backseat...her fat punk ass son sitting in the backseat smiling like a *****...never again will she drive anything of mine
dude what? lol

doesn't sound like you care too much for her

[merkathomas]

Try to be nice to a female but thet don't appreciate or respect anything especially if its not there's..she laughing an I'm looking at her like I got bond money mother******

[ImpalaSlayer]

can haz new women?

[breeze]

well dude your stuck. and you called her baby momma instead of mother of my child, GOOD LUCK!

[ImpalaSlayer]

well dude your stuck. and you called her baby momma instead of mother of my child, GOOD LUCK!
glad you see where im going lol

[RacerX]

Knock her last two teeth out...


J/K! :D I don't let anyone drive my car unless they have a more expensive car and I have their keys...

[Ms. Denmark]

well dude your stuck. and you called her baby momma instead of mother of my child, GOOD LUCK!+1 Have to agree with you Drew. Just so I got this straight, you don't trust her with your car....... but your kid............:dunno:

[Zack]

This is why kids fail.

[DEFYANT]

well dude your stuck. and you called her baby momma instead of mother of my child, GOOD LUCK!

+1

Baby Momma? Epic reproductive fail!

Letting her take your Marauder with kids eating fries and syrup in the back seat is a priceless fail!
:shake:

[Egon Spengler]

My girl treats my car right. She has driven it twice and even changed the oil on it. Spun the tires coming out of a light once and it brought a tear to my eye.

[JAYSILVER04]

:popcorn: :shake: This thread is making me:lol:.......

[fastblackmerc]

Oh well!!!!

Sucks for you!

[sailsmen]

When you put your what where this is what you get when she puts her where what?

[fastblackmerc]

If that's the way you treat your wife(?) & child.....

You reap what you sow......

[ShadyLurker]

Let my baby momma drive my car she bring it back an the back windows won't go up an its syrup an french fries spilled alk over my backseat...her fat punk ass son sitting in the backseat smiling like a *****...never again will she drive anything of mine Wait until she sees this thread and leaves you taking the kid with her. Then you'll be paying child support, and don't try to deny the baby you'll just end up on Maury that way. merkathomas you are the father!

[merkathomas]

She let the kids do whatever they want in her car...but her chevy is down for its monthly fix cause something goes wrong at least once a month...so they get in my car an wanna play "window race" an she let em do it they eat an just get nasty man then I gotta snap on everybody in the car...

[a_d_a_m]

Not only is she your baby momma (real classy), but then you say this:

her chevy is down for its monthly fix cause something goes wrong at least once a month I mean, are you really that surprised? :confused: If Baby Momma is breaking her own car and letting her kids trash it on a v-e-r-y regular basis, did you really expect her to take care of YOUR stuff?

[bigmerc'03]

the only and i mean ONLY way!! anyone gonna drive my marauder is to pry the keys from my cold stiff body and even then i probly wont give em up baby momma or not
follow these rules and i wont have to slap a mutha *****a
1 YOU DONT EYE BALL THE MARAUDER
2 WHEN YOU GET LUCKY AND RIDE IN THE MARAUDER YOU DONT TOUCH THE RADIO, EAT, DRINK OR TAKE YOUR SHOES OFF AND PUT YOU FEET ON THE MARAUDER
3 I DONT CARE IF U DONT RESPECT ME BUT YOU GONNA RESPECT THE MARAUDER OR FIND YOURSELF WALKING DOWN SOME MAJOR HIGHWAY

[TiTo35]

Did you call HER son a fat ass punk...aint that YOUR child? Why did YOU let her drive it? If anyone drive my car I have a list of dos and dont FIRST...

[merkathomas]

Yeah I'm surprised cause she know how I am about my genuine Corinthian English leather...last time something like this happened I pulled up to a red light an slammed on the brakes hoping she would slam into the dashboard that was not a good night

[merkathomas]

Naw she had one kid already when I met her

[jflave]

Let my baby momma drive my car she bring it back an the back windows won't go up an its syrup an french fries spilled alk over my backseat...her fat punk ass son sitting in the backseat smiling like a *****...never again will she drive anything of mine
My baby momma (your kid)--- fat punk ass son (her kid). Two kids ?? Your in deep **** but there always a way to make it better. :)

[ShadyLurker]

Yeah I'm surprised cause she know how I am about my genuine Corinthian English leather...last time something like this happened I pulled up to a red light an slammed on the brakes hoping she would slam into the dashboard that was not a good night It's only a car man. You'll be missing her when you're living in it down by the river. This made me LOL "genuine Corinthian English leather"

[vkirkend]

+1 Have to agree with you Drew. Just so I got this straight, you don't trust her with your car....... but your kid............:dunno:

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:lol::rofl:

[LANDY]

Don't hate them.
Appreciate them.

[Bluerauder]

Let my baby momma drive my car she bring it back an the back windows won't go up an its syrup an french fries spilled alk over my backseat...her fat punk ass son sitting in the backseat smiling like a *****...never again will she drive anything of mine

Going out on a limb here; but I suspect syrup and fries on your backseat are the LEAST of your problems. :rolleyes:

[TooManyFords]

this thread is full of win!

[Blackened300a]

Going out on a limb here; but I suspect syrup and fries on your backseat are the LEAST of your problems. :rolleyes:

To think you made fun of me cause I didn't want BBQ sauce on my fine English Corinthian leather.:D

[BAD MERC]

Baby Mamma? Go watch MTV dork....

[PurdueRifleman]

http://www.wired.com/images_blogs/dangerroom/2009/07/eject8.jpg

[Bluerauder]

To think you made fun of me cause I didn't want BBQ sauce on my fine English Corinthian leather.:D

I thought that Godshead guy looked a little British ..... or possibly Ricardo Montalban. :D

And I wasn't making fun of you ..... I was laughing at US 'cause no one is eating BBQ in my car either. :o I just didn't run cross town to figure it out ... when "Smokey Bones" was across the parking lot. :rofl:

[CBT]

Whose car is it? I SAID WHOSE CAR IS IT ?!? YOUR car. That's all I'm sayin'.

22712

[SamF]

syrup and fries???!! who eats that?

[CBT]

syrup and fries???!! who eats that?
My 17 year old daughter believe it or not. I've dipped fries in honey, pretty darn good. My youngest daughter used to dip her french fries in her vanilla milkshake, that was weird. Peoples taste buds are diffferent, what can ya do.

[TooManyFords]

I think my IQ just dropped again... :P

[MrBluGruv]

My 17 year old daughter believe it or not. I've dipped fries in honey, pretty darn good. My youngest daughter used to dip her french fries in her vanilla milkshake, that was weird. Peoples taste buds are diffferent, what can ya do.

The "fries in milkshake" thing is pretty popular, and not too bad at all.


If you want a real out-there treat, next time you get a serving of real fresh cripsy french fries that are decently salted, shake some sugar on them. (Or alternatively, just make sweet potato french fries :P )

[Rocknee]

I havent even eaten in my MM yet.

[MM2004]

this thread is full of FAIL!

*Fixed*

:D

Mike.

[Rocknee]

Leave the MM to your kid when he grows up!

[DOOM]

Make her take the bus!!!

[SC Cheesehead]

Next time ride in the back with Jr, maybe he'll share the fries...

[CBT]

Next time ride in the back with Jr, maybe he'll share the fries...

Rex, Rex, Rex. *sigh* You must be the only man to ever think of using the backseat of a car for scamming french fries.

[RoyLPita]

Was it Hershey's or Mrs Butterworth's? :dunno::D

[SC Cheesehead]

Rex, Rex, Rex. *sigh* You must be the only man to ever think of using the backseat of a car for scamming french fries.

What, she's got some up front, too? :eek:

[CBT]

What, she's got some up front, too? :eek:
LMAO! That made me laugh so hard I had to sit up straight in the chair. I don't know why, but that made me bust out laughing. :beer:

[twin03]

This has to be "made up"..

[guspech750]

I love women.

[CWright]

Eat, Drink, Fart, put feet on dash, track in with dirty feet, or anything of its kind and you will get me:cheesed: then I will:flamer:you!

Of course I have to forgive myself every once in a while on the Fartn.:D

[FreddieH]

Sounds like troubles on the way. There should be a Sequel or Part Deux coming to a forum near you.

[Mac-MerC]

he called ol boy a "fat punk"
lol

[CBT]

he called ol boy a "fat punk"
lol

Lmao! I feel bad for him, people treating his car thataway, but I can't help but laugh at this thread.

[FreddieH]

he called ol boy a "fat punk"
lol
You left out the "A" word! LOL:D

[guspech750]

Women Are cool!!!

http://www.hollywoodoutbreak.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/bosom_buddies1.jpg

[CBT]

Women Are cool!!!

http://www.hollywoodoutbreak.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/bosom_buddies1.jpg

Uuuuuummmmm....nevermind, some things you need to figure out for yourself.

[Paul T. Casey]

It'll get worse. Fat arse punk kid will break your heart, and Baby Momma's next child will look like the DTV man.

[merkathomas]

All I ask is that she respect my car cause she damn sure can't afford to pay for it...an keep that fat punk ass bastard out of it...I'm really only mad cause I know she let this happen I'm sure it can be fixed but thats money i could be spending on some black 20" rims...hopefully my next thread wont be "child support wtf"

[Blackened300a]

All I ask is that she respect my car cause she damn sure can't afford to pay for it...an keep that fat punk ass bastard out of it...I'm really only mad cause I know she let this happen I'm sure it can be fixed but thats money i could be spending on some black 20" rims...hopefully my next thread wont be "child support wtf"

You're hilarious dude.

[MM2004]

20's are on your list of priorities?

You need take a closer look at the big picture.

Mike.

[CBT]

All I ask is that she respect my car cause she damn sure can't afford to pay for it...an keep that fat punk ass bastard out of it...I'm really only mad cause I know she let this happen I'm sure it can be fixed but thats money i could be spending on some black 20" rims...hopefully my next thread wont be "child support wtf"

I felt bad for you right up until the 20" rims part.

[illwood]

This thread is a train wreck (like Jerry Springer). I can't believe I read the whole thing. . .

[MM2004]

This thread is a train wreck (like Jerry Springer). I can't believe I read the whole thing. . .

Don't we know.

Helluva way to get attention.

Mike.

[Phrog_gunner]

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/aptiva521/pwned582.jpg

[merkathomas]

20's aint on my list of priorities but if i work all year an save the money up while staying ahead on the bills i should be able to buy them if i want to...but she dont understand understand anything...man its alot more to this story i could write a book

[DEFYANT]

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/aptiva521/pwned582.jpg

Ewww, now that was uncalled for.

Why not go for some 22s and a goofy paint job too?

[fastmerc03]

If you change the rims on a Marauder I will slap you myself! Long before your baby's momma" has the chance. Idk if you have noticed but this is a rare car...

[Bigdogjim]

Make her take the bus!!!

Hey Dommie we got RULES on the "bus" Don't ya know :P

[Bigdogjim]

Time to sit down and take stock of your life and where it is going.

Time for motorhead350 to step in and post up!

[Egon Spengler]

In honor of this thread I am going to go home tonight and make sweet sweet love to my special lady and apreciate her. Then take her for a drive and lock up the brakes so her head slams into the dash board... women....

[MM2004]

In honor of this thread I am going to go home tonight and make sweet sweet love to my special lady and apreciate her. Then take her for a drive and lock up the brakes so her head slams into the dash board... women....

Afterwards, tell her to fukkenwax the MM.

:D

Mike.

[RoyLPita]

Afterwards, tell her to fukkenwax the MM.

:D

Mike.

Just make sure that she does not use a Brillo pad.

[Egon Spengler]

Afterwards, tell her to fukkenwax the MM.

:D

Mike.
Fukken that car right!

[Ken]

Time to sit down and take stock of your life and where it is going.

Time for motorhead350 to step in and post up! Even Dom's at a loss for words...

[PonyUP]

Holy ****nit, this thread is hysterical. You slammed on the brakes hoping her head would hit the dash and that was a bad night? Epic

Her kid is a fat arse punk who is gaining weight by the second eating french fries and syrup? :eek:

Window Races? :lol:

Baby's Momma? :D

So glad I read this, I shall now fukken myself so that I never end up in this situation.

Uggghh, I stop short :)

[CBT]

Uggghh, I stop short :)

She said you did!

[RacerX]

Put Tire Wet on the soles of fat boy's shoes. What do you tell Baby Momma when she has two black eyes??? Nothin! Ya already told her twice! :D

[Blackened300a]

Put Tire Wet on the soles of fat boy's shoes. What do you tell Baby Momma when she has two black eyes??? Nothin! Ya already told her twice! :D

http://ordable.com/img/lists/the-best-motivational-posters-of-all-time/items/2907200985382DomesticViolence. jpg

[mrjones]

Back in the early days of the board, before we had this kind of entertainment, I didn't miss it.

[Motorhead350]

Time to sit down and take stock of your life and where it is going.

Time for motorhead350 to step in and post up!

What is that supposed to mean?

[Vortex]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_IH9A-1Sbod8/SRefPO5kcWI/AAAAAAAADRw/QfsnpTzmTMQ/s400/rasmussen.jpg

"Women haters" are welcome here!

[rayjay]

If you are married to her, YOU got bigger problems than fries and syrup on seat, clean it up and move on or you'll be a poor a$$ workin 3 jobz just to eat oddinfinitem... :rolleyes:

[Egon Spengler]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgGA-hHWxtA
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[Loco1234]

Hey **** happens then you wipe & flush...

I understand sometimes despite how much you try to keep making something work it just doesn't... & you can't change how someone is at the core... as much as you'd like to... all the yelling & screaming won't create a permanent fix... & in the end you have much larger problems then what you have now...

Is your child born yet...? If not when it is they will test the fetal matter for drugs etc... If she's hot & you argee to get tested & you're clean... You can be one step closer to freedom with you're child & without her... unfortunately with out something like this happening the mother typically gets the child & is still in you're to some extent...

Just remember they are only worth putting up with until you after you get off... so do yourself a favor & don't let her get the power... "take matters into you're own hand"

[kernie]

Time to sit down and take stock of your life and where it is going.

Time for motorhead350 to step in and post up!


What is that supposed to mean?

It means that 1,997 out of 2,000 people are waiting for your guidance.

Just kidding, :D

:beer:

[Cobra25]

FACT : Well their are 4 women for every man in the world. So some guys think they should have 4 girl friends or 4 wifes just to be fair so everyone it taken care of. Tell her that ! " But I didn't tell you that or say that." Or make her or the kid clean it, " I didn't say that either." Or don't let her have the keys anymore & make her walk, " But I didn't say that either ". Sorry to hear that happened to ya.