dakslim
09-29-2010, 09:23 AM
You know the honeymoon is over when the comedians start talking like this.
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--Jay Leno
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--Jay Leno
http://64.4.56.71/att/GetInline.aspx?messageid=24c53 a43-cbdd-11df-964a-00237de4a684&attindex=2&cp=-1&attdepth=2&imgsrc=cid%3a2D30EB5E4A8145298 F91B813805B1FCB%40JudyPC&hm__login=dakslim&hm__domain=hotmail.com&ip=10.25.150.8&d=d2822&mf=0&hm__ts=Wed%2c%2029%20Sep%20201 0%2016%3a22%3a12%20GMT&st=dakslim&hm__ha=01_060128a11eb6bf3bb25a f0202ebf3632b24843d2ae21dd95ce 9edd1eb8784f0a&oneredir=1 (http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/08/Conan%2520OBrien.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/2006/08/conan-obrien-disses-abc-says-network-isnt-standing-up-for-greys-anatomy/&usg=__wOwjQx1rrFyN6I7aFS6ROb9d WkA=&h=450&w=337&sz=15&hl=en&start=45&itbs=1&tbnid=gLsx9khgiiNyDM:&tbnh=127&tbnw=95&prev=/images?q%3Dconan%2Bo%2527brien %26start%3D40%26hl%3Den%26sa%3 DN%26gbv%3D2%26ndsp%3D20%26tbs %3Disch:1)Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
--Conan O'Brien
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A: A fund raiser.
--Jay Leno
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A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners.
--David Letterman
http://64.4.56.71/att/GetInline.aspx?messageid=24c53 a43-cbdd-11df-964a-00237de4a684&attindex=5&cp=-1&attdepth=5&imgsrc=cid%3a0BD6D69C6AEF4069A A71F7CCBFABEF1C%40JudyPC&hm__login=dakslim&hm__domain=hotmail.com&ip=10.25.150.8&d=d2822&mf=0&hm__ts=Wed%2c%2029%20Sep%20201 0%2016%3a22%3a12%20GMT&st=dakslim&hm__ha=01_8f7d6a89df77a9e079f0 ebb81dfffa5166e2e9812f4e0f1cc0 dd945746e02d11&oneredir=1 (http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://images.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/20090219/293.ad.JimmyFallon.021909.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/b104163_will_jimmy_fallon_calm _down_now.html&usg=__QWykkcQwQfFWx1Z4NfHsCPOW Bsg=&h=473&w=293&sz=34&hl=en&start=31&itbs=1&tbnid=01NLTzKFLZaGDM:&tbnh=129&tbnw=80&prev=/images?q%3Djimmy%2Bfallon%26st art%3D20%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN%26 gbv%3D2%26ndsp%3D20%26tbs%3Dis ch:1)Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America!
--Jimmy Fallon
Q:http://64.4.56.71/att/GetInline.aspx?messageid=24c53 a43-cbdd-11df-964a-00237de4a684&attindex=6&cp=-1&attdepth=6&imgsrc=cid%3aFE62E5321FE845828 CE24406644ED522%40JudyPC&hm__login=dakslim&hm__domain=hotmail.com&ip=10.25.150.8&d=d2822&mf=0&hm__ts=Wed%2c%2029%20Sep%20201 0%2016%3a22%3a12%20GMT&st=dakslim&hm__ha=01_23b5ebc171e74a935c0c fe91cd419956bdfff3c61e09e434bd 32b1dddf6477d9&oneredir=1 (http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.nytix.com/repository/tvshows/Jimmy%2520Kimmel/jimmy_kimmel.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.nytix.com/TVShows/losangeles/jimmykimmel/index.html&usg=__sbwUQIDaC7M_eARcBB4kcjGO tRE=&h=270&w=270&sz=18&hl=en&start=9&itbs=1&tbnid=zr4jUMrPcaBXgM:&tbnh=113&tbnw=113&prev=/images?q%3Djimmy%2Bkimmel%26hl %3Den%26gbv%3D2%26tbs%3Disch:1 ) What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.
--Jimmy Kimmel
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A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.
--David Letterman
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--Jay Leno
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--Jay Leno
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A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
--Conan O'Brien
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A: A fund raiser.
--Jay Leno
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A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners.
--David Letterman
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A: America!
--Jimmy Fallon
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A: Bo has papers.
--Jimmy Kimmel
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A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.
--David Letterman