TAF
12-08-2003, 06:28 AM
"You might be a redneck" style stuff that one of my Yankee friends sent me.
You know you're from the south when...
1) You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.
2) You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
3) You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.
4) You think loading a dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.
5) You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.
6) Anyone in your family ever died right after saying, "Hey y'all! Watch this!"
7) You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
8) Your junior prom had a daycare.
9) You think the last words of the Star Spangled Banner are, "Gentlemen start your engines."
10) The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.
11) You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.
12) The bluebook value of your truck goes up/down, depending on how much gas is in it.
13) You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.
14) One of your kids was born on a pool table.
15) You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it.
16) Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.
You know you're from the south when...
1) You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.
2) You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
3) You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.
4) You think loading a dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.
5) You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.
6) Anyone in your family ever died right after saying, "Hey y'all! Watch this!"
7) You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
8) Your junior prom had a daycare.
9) You think the last words of the Star Spangled Banner are, "Gentlemen start your engines."
10) The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.
11) You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.
12) The bluebook value of your truck goes up/down, depending on how much gas is in it.
13) You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.
14) One of your kids was born on a pool table.
15) You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it.
16) Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.