View Full Version : Now, I usually don't knock others rides much. But.
justbob
10-11-2010, 05:12 PM
Saw this at Lowes today and WOW. This guy should be smacked with his own owners manual. Twice. Any other tasteless rides out there?
http://i300.photobucket.com/albums/nn19/marauding4life/1011101505.jpg
If it weren't for the H on the wheels I couldn't recognize what this monstrosity started life as:depress:
It looks like a Transformer ***** a Chrysler Pacifica.
boatmangc
10-11-2010, 05:18 PM
Needs the swan with the lighted wings on the hood to round it out!
And of course the Buick portholes, I can't imagine leaving them off of such a custom
boatmangc
10-11-2010, 05:19 PM
Can we get skirts for the MM?:lol:
Windsor58
10-11-2010, 05:20 PM
LMAO till it hurt (not very long...)
Then I puked a little bit in my throat...
SpartaPerformance
10-11-2010, 05:37 PM
Needs the swan with the lighted wings on the hood to round it out!
And of course the Buick portholes, I can't imagine leaving them off of such a custom
He's saving up for the portholes, I think the grill may have set him back a bit. LOL
The window is down. Bet no one steals it.
boatmangc
10-11-2010, 05:56 PM
The window is down. Bet no one steals it.
I bet his wife prays someone does.
JOEMERC
10-11-2010, 06:01 PM
where did he install a handle to flush that toilet bowl,jeeesh.i wonder if he has one those fart cans at the end of his exhaust pipe.
where did he install a handle to flush that toilet bowl,jeeesh.i wonder if he has one those fart cans at the end of his exhaust pipe.
Yep, and it has the fake portholes on it :beer:
justbob
10-11-2010, 06:20 PM
It's so damn ugly that I can't stop looking....??? I saw them skirts from 4 rows away (normal for me :) ) and walked all the way over not even caring if he was in it to take a picture!
Leadfoot281
10-11-2010, 06:24 PM
That thing ^^^ needs a vinyl roof and some curb feelers. Lol! And a quick trip to the crusher.
I wish I had a camera with me today...
I seen a 2000 (or so) Ford Taurus that looked as if it'd been rolled about 2, maybe 2.5 times. The rear wheels were actually bowed out at the bottom like a Matchbox car that'd been stepped on. The whole rear end was sagging pretty badly even though the car was empty. Strangely, all of the glass was intact but every single panel on the car was crumpled. Even the front wheels were pointing in different directions.
The best part? I seen this beauty at a gas station. Lol!
guspech750
10-11-2010, 07:20 PM
I kinda like it:rolleyes:
tankhead88
10-11-2010, 08:04 PM
TEARRRRRRRABLE... soccer dad or mom
Krytin
10-11-2010, 08:05 PM
He's saving up for the portholes, I think the grill may have set him back a bit. LOL
If it is what it looks like it's $250!
It looks better when it's mounted BEHIND the grille frame!
Motorhead350
10-11-2010, 08:21 PM
Tribute to Stripes?
1stMerc
10-11-2010, 08:54 PM
Which one got to their parking space first, the suv or the car behind it? To d**n close.
Saw this at Lowes today and WOW. This guy should be smacked with his own owners manual. Twice. Any other tasteless rides out there?
http://i300.photobucket.com/albums/nn19/marauding4life/1011101505.jpg
At Lowes? Must be looking for a 55 gallon drum of Fail Remover.
Blackened300a
10-12-2010, 06:33 AM
If it is what it looks like it's $250!
It looks better when it's mounted BEHIND the grille frame!
I think it would look better on your car though.
I think the Honda needs flames. The real type.
http://www.jamaicasmostwanted.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/burnt_suv.jpg
secretservice
10-12-2010, 06:57 AM
There is some old man that drives around my town with crazy stuff glued, taped, bolted, etc. to his 80-something Escort. It is truly a sight. I'll be rolling with the camera in the car now to catch a shot of this elusive creature.
secretservice
10-12-2010, 06:57 AM
And where the heck do you get skirts for an effin Honda Pilot???
PonyUP
10-12-2010, 07:11 AM
I don't even know what to say to that, hideous doesn't seem to quite cover it, tawdry? nope, hell fail doesn't even seem to cover it. Thats the kind of car that even other Hondas are shaking their head
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Egon Spengler
10-12-2010, 08:06 AM
Should put an "R" or an "SVT" emblem on the back of that thing! :D
Too soon? Too soon?
LIGHTNIN1
10-12-2010, 09:36 AM
It is a blessing to the world he doesn't work in the design dept at Ford.
Cheeseheadbob
10-12-2010, 09:45 AM
My guess is that the Honda rolled through the spot behind where it is parked now, and since the driver is obviously visually impaired, could not determine where the parking space lines were...
Which one got to their parking space first, the suv or the car behind it? To d**n close.
PonyUP
10-12-2010, 10:15 AM
Should put an "R" or an "SVT" emblem on the back of that thing! :D
Too soon? Too soon?
:lol::lol::lol: win:banana2:
Krytin
10-12-2010, 12:05 PM
I think it would look better on your car though.
That thing is giving me second thoughts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!
justbob
10-12-2010, 03:53 PM
This just in! Guspech750 sent me a picture of a Pt Cruizer with, you guessed it. SKIRTS!!!!!!!!!!!!! WTF????????? Pics to follow!
yjmud
10-12-2010, 04:04 PM
saw this and wanted throw up just a little
:puke::puke:
2 skirts
4 whitewalls
All fail
guspech750
10-12-2010, 05:49 PM
http://us.mg204.mail.yahoo.com/ya/download?mid=1%5f74679%5fAEoIw 0MAANScTLUBdQiZ2iXmBBs&pid=2&fid=Inbox&inline=1
It even has side pipes:puke: The whole car ishttp://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-toilet09.gif
PonyUP
10-12-2010, 06:15 PM
Ya it's funny what you can do with photosh...wait that's for real? Somebody better slap these owners upside the head with a thighmaster and make them do the macarena, that's just plain wrong. And someone out there finds it fashionable. Proof positive we are headed to hell in a hd basket
justbob
10-12-2010, 06:49 PM
Thats THREE skirted cars in just TWO days locally!!! What is in the water?
yjmud
10-12-2010, 07:04 PM
2 skirts
4 whitewalls
All fail
can't forget the spot lights
Big Black Beast
10-13-2010, 10:13 PM
Saw this at Lowes today and WOW. This guy should be smacked with his own owners manual. Twice. Any other tasteless rides out there?
I have no idea what that guy thinks he is trying to do but whatever it is, he failed.:confused:
sailsmen
10-14-2010, 03:08 AM
I remember a Black 1970 Caddy Sedan De Ville with 2 wire dish drying racks on each side of the hood and dryer flex pipe going from the fender to the wire drying dish racks.
I never could understand what it was all about. I would see it a couple of times a year. It was in great shape and always clean. I got a big laugh out of it every time I saw it.
One day I saw him getting in it and I stopped him to ask him what the wire dish drying racks were for. He gave me a very I puzzled look so I asked are they just for decoration and he said yes.
I never laughed again when I saw it but I also never figured what it was all about except to know that to him it was his "pride and joy".;)
3CzSCrewHead*
10-14-2010, 04:37 AM
It looks like a Transformer ***** a Chrysler Pacifica.
^Ahhh jajaja^
RacerX
10-14-2010, 06:19 AM
At Lowes? Must be looking for a 55 gallon drum of Fail Remover.
That was funny! :D I'm borrowing that!
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