Best workout for your wife EVAR.

[secretservice]

My wife got SO PISSED OFF at me because I could not stop laughing at this ad last night.

If you had the shake weight in your hands right now, you'd feel the results before the end of this commercial.

SO TRUE!!!!
This thing can't be real.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXHUdvvHTkw

[Blk Mamba]

Ibtl........

[Egon Spengler]

Ibtl........
yezzirrrrrrr

[Zack]

The new Aren Jay is before us

[Rockettman]

If my ex-wife had one of those to learn on, we'd still be together!

[Joe Walsh]

Everytime I see that commercial I think that they should name it:

the Shake Weight 'HJ'.....:D

I guess that the marketing team felt that 'Crank Yanker' was a turnoff for female buyers.

[Matt In Detroit]

SNL did a spoof skit on the shake weight....funny as hell.

[secretservice]

Ibtl........

meh. I didn't think it was that bad. :rolleyes:

[CBT]

meh. I didn't think it was that bad. :rolleyes:

That's what she said.

[secretservice]

10,568 TWSS's....:shake: :rolleyes:

[CBT]

10,568 TWSS's....:shake: :rolleyes:
She said that, too.

[tbone]

I bet they cost $8.52.

[RacerX]

I bet they cost $8.52.
BAM! :beer:

[Hotrauder]

I bet they cost $8.52.

Tempting as it may be I am not getting one for my wife...Look how foolish all that HJ training has made Dom. 2nd the $8.52 price based on the posted evidence.:lol:Dennis

[secretservice]

I bet they cost $8.52.

Oh, don't say that, this thread will go 8 more pages. :shake:

[Joe Walsh]

Must've been invented by a monk....who happened to have 'Popeye' forearms.

[secretservice]

*Monk scratches head* "How can I market this phenomenon???"

[CBT]

*Popeye grabs eye* "Ouch, dammit!"

[secretservice]

*Popeye grabs eye* "Ouch, dammit!"

Don't get that thing so close to your face!














drumroll.................. :shake:

[dakslim]

Don't get that thing so close to your face!















drumroll.................. :shake:

Um, that's what...oh never mind.:P

[Egon Spengler]

Don't get that thing so close to your face
GOD you are daffy!!! :D

[secretservice]

GOD you are daffy!!! :D

lol :cool:

[Bluerauder]

I am surprised that no one has asked about the possibility of a group buy yet. ;)

[CBT]

Just think if they made one you could hold between your butt cheeks, you'd have walnut crushing action in no time.
*CBT scratches head* "Must get one and attempt to hold it between my fart speakers."

[dakslim]

Just think if they made one you could hold between your butt cheeks, you'd have walnut crushing action in no time.
*CBT scratches head* "Must get one and attempt to hold it between my fart speakers."

The doctor should have made it easier for you!:P

[secretservice]

*CBT scratches head* "Must get one and attempt to hold it between my fart speakers."

Length-wise or ??????? :eek:

[secretservice]

http://i755.photobucket.com/albums/xx197/a11who/Odds%20and%20sods/shake.gif

[Joe Walsh]

http://i755.photobucket.com/albums/xx197/a11who/Odds%20and%20sods/shake.gif

LOL....HOT....But No rhythm!

She FAILS!!!!

[secretservice]

Clothing on. Double fail.

[Egon Spengler]

LOL....HOT....But No rhythm!

She FAILS!!!!
She looks like the worst "first date" ever... I bet she is wicked awkward on a first date.

[Joe Walsh]

They originally marketed a single handed version...but for some reason....:hmmm:.......woman preferred the two handed model!

[Egon Spengler]

http://rlv.zcache.com/shake_weight_tshirt-p2356108264158262553y73_400.jp g

[dakslim]

Won't be long now...ibtl.

[Joe Walsh]

She looks like the worst "first date" ever... I bet she is wicked awkward on a first date.

Awww...don't be so quick to judge.

She is on TV, so she must be a talented orator....:P

[Egon Spengler]

Awww...don't be so quick to judge.

She is on TV, so she must be a talented orator....:P
Casting couch? haha

[Joe Walsh]

I'm waiting....Isn't someone going to make that video their avatar?

[dakslim]

I'm waiting....Isn't someone going to make that video their avatar?

Casey???????:confused:

[secretservice]

I'm waiting....Isn't someone going to make that video their avatar?

Best I could do. :o

[Egon Spengler]

http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/shake-weight.png

[Matt In Detroit]

http://www.hulu.com/watch/143264/saturday-night-live-shake-weight-dvd

[secretservice]

lol at stupid kids being in the room!

[secretservice]

ok, avatar back to "normal". :D

[rayjay]

Back in the "day" my wife an I used to work out together. I was a work freak between marriages with nothing better to do. Now, I'd be afraid to get her that now for fear it would most like likely end up, upside of my head for sayig something she to umberage too. Or for just buying it....

[secretservice]

Yeah, I pissed my wife off good just by laughing at the commercial.

[Joe Walsh]

It would be painful....and could be downright dangerous, dating a woman who worked out all the time with the Shake Weight!.....:eek:

[rayjay]

I don't know what that thing weighs, but takin up side the head can't be good. :(

[dakslim]

I don't know what that thing weighs, but takin up side the head can't be good. :(

Ray, mebbe that would be good for you back?;)

[Bluerauder]

They originally marketed a single handed version...but for some reason....:hmmm:.......woman preferred the two handed model!

At 240 reps per minute? Uhhhhhh, no thanks. :o


Back in the "day" my wife an I used to work out together.....

Going solo now Ray? Sorry to hear that. ;)

[PonyUP]

The origins of the shakeweight have been a mystery until now. While monks did fool around with it in stage 2, the original stage one was developed in a small section of Chinatown in the heart of Chicago.

It seems massage parlors used these in their orientation of new young massage therapists. Version one spoke once it was shaken ten times saying "me love you long time"

Then it made it's way past the monks to 80's pop icon Debbie Gibson, who used it in training for the following video

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And today it was devised as a tool for housewives. Following the exposure of the real housewives of orange county, it was greatly feared that all housewives were dried up, whining, alcoholics with a prediliction towards catfighting. The shake weight was used to harness their aggression.

INBTL :banana2:

[CBT]

I don't know what that thing weighs, but takin up side the head can't be good. :(

That's what she said!