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CBT
11-12-2010, 08:22 AM
Sex Toy Attack: Gurnee Woman Accused Of Assaulting Cop With Sex Toy (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/11/11/sex-toy-attack-gurnees-ca_n_782489.html)
First Posted: 11-11-10 06:34 PM | Updated: 11-11-10 10:17 PM




http://i.huffpost.com/gen/218327/thumbs/s-CAROLEE-BILDSTEN-large.jpg
Carolee Bildsten's mug shot.



A Gurnee woman faces aggravated assault charges after she allegedly assaulted a police officer with a "a rigid feminine pleasure device" in the northern suburb.



Carolee Bildsten, 56, allegedly ran out on her tab at Joe's Crab Shack in Gurnee Tuesday night and the police were notified, TribLocal Gurnee reports. (http://triblocal.com/gurnee/2010/11/10/police-say-woman-attacked-officer-with-sex-toy/)It was the second time she had left without paying her tab at the restaurant.
Officers found the intoxicated Bildsten lying on the grass down the street and approached her, NBC Chicago reports (http://www.nbcchicago.com/news/local-beat/Carolee-Bildsten-hit-Gurnee-Officer-Rigid-Feminine-Pleasure-Device-107238528.html). She told them her money was at home and she would pay the bill. NBC cites the police report to explain what happened after arriving at her apartment:

"She walked into her bedroom. She said her money was in her dresser drawer and she opened it and reached inside and removed a "clear, rigid feminine pleasure device" and held it over her head and approached the officer in a threatening manner. The officer knocked the device out of the way prior to being struck and placed the woman under arrest. She was then escorted out of the residence, placed in the squad car and transported to the Gurnee Police Department."
TribLocal reports that Bildsten has been charged with aggravated assault, as well as theft of labor or services.


So if it wasn't loaded, would she still be charged with battery?

RacerX
11-12-2010, 08:32 AM
Maybe she was trying to avoid Joe's crabs??? :D

MERCMAN
11-12-2010, 09:07 AM
So if it wasn't loaded, would she still be charged with battery?

No, she would be charged with assault with a dead weapon :)

CBT
11-12-2010, 09:13 AM
So if it wasn't loaded, would she still be charged with battery?

No, she would be charged with assault with a dead weapon :)

Assault with intent to thrill?

RacerX
11-12-2010, 09:42 AM
How many sex toys do you think were in that officer's locker at the station the next day?

CBT
11-12-2010, 09:58 AM
How many sex toys do you think were in that officer's locker at the station the next day?
One really big one!

I heard the officer counter attacked with a "Spocker".

Jimimac43
11-12-2010, 11:49 AM
I wonder if there is a "Hard and Fast" rule governing this?

RacerX
11-12-2010, 11:59 AM
Did he cuff her?

https://www.oasisfinland.fi/shop/img/3605-1.jpg

RacerX
11-12-2010, 12:03 PM
She could've escaped if she had lubed up...

http://www.safesense.com/media/ky-intense-lg.jpg

Bluerauder
11-12-2010, 12:52 PM
Sex Toy Attack: Gurnee Woman Accused Of Assaulting Cop With Sex Toy[/COLOR][/URL] ... after she allegedly assaulted a police officer with a "a rigid feminine pleasure device" in the northern suburb.

You just can't make this ^^^^ kind of stuff up. :rofl:

Moral of the Story: Don't bring a dildo to a gunfight. ;)

Egon Spengler
11-12-2010, 12:59 PM
"rigid feminine pleasure device"
How did she get her hands on my genitals?