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martyo
11-18-2010, 06:23 AM
Received this e-mail today and I really want to respond.

Please, serious response only!

Thanks in advance!!

Dearest one

Hi, My name is Farida Justin Yak, 23 years old originated from Sudan. I decide to contact you after my prayers, I really want to have a good relationship with you. My father Dr.Justine Yak,was the former Minister for SPLA Affairs and Special Adviser to President Salva Kiir of South Sudan for Decentralization. My father Dr.Justin Yak, and my mother including other top Military officers and top government officials had been on board when the plane crashed on Friday May 02, 2008.
You can read more about the crash through the below site please kindly click here:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/7380412.stm
After the burial of my father, my uncle conspired and sold my father's properties to a Chinease Expatriate and live nothing for me.On a faithful morning, I opened my father's briefcase and found out the documents which he have deposited an amount of money in one bank in Burkina Faso with my name as the next of kin. I traveled to Burkina Faso to withdraw the money so that I can start a better life and take care of myself. On my arrival, the Branch manager of the Bank whom I met in person told me that my father's instruction to the bank was the money be release to me only when I am married or present a trustee who will help me and invest the money overseas.
I have chosen to contact you after my prayers and I believe that you will not betray my trust. But rather take me as your own sister. Though you may wonder why I am so soon revealing myself to you without knowing you, well, I will say that my mind convinced me that you are the true person to help me. More so, I will like to disclose much to you if you can help me to relocate to your country because my uncle have threaten to assassinate me. The amount is $5.6 Million and I have confirmed from the bank in Burkina Faso. You will also help me to place the money in a more profitable business venture in
your Country.
However, you will help by recommending a nice University in your country so that I can complete my studies. It is my intention to compensate you with 10% of the total money for your services and the balance shall be my capital in your establishment. As soon as I receive your interest in helping me, I will put things into action immediately. In the light of the above, I shall appreciate an urgent message indicating your ability and willingness to handle this transaction sincerely. Please do keep this only to your self. I beg you not to disclose it till i come over because I am affraid of my wicked uncle who has threatened to kill me.

Sincerely yours,
Miss Farida Justin Yak,

MERCMAN
11-18-2010, 06:34 AM
Yak Yak Yak,,, :)

Joe Walsh
11-18-2010, 06:34 AM
Tell her that you would be more than happy to help her "complete her studies" once she forwards 5%, up front, and in cash...
NOT a Western Union money order!

And ask her if she has a nice rack...

White Knuckles
11-18-2010, 06:35 AM
I see BBF with twins in your future:P

Dennis Reinhart
11-18-2010, 06:45 AM
So here is a another one, I get a relay call from a operator who has a deaf mute who is typing and the operator is relaying the call, his car is broke down, and wants it towed here, gives me the CC# and wants me to run 2000.00 and keep 500.00 for the deposit and wire him 1500.00 to pay for the tow bill here. I reported the card stolen and called the corporate head quarters.

Haggis
11-18-2010, 06:48 AM
Go for it Marty you can start your own harem.

J-MAN
11-18-2010, 06:51 AM
How can you turn your back on such an obvious sincere and heartfelt appeal for help? If my mind was not preoccupied and struggling with a decision to loan my Marauder to a fellow forum member I would be pursuing this plea for help on my own. If it were not for the fact that I recently became a victim of credit card theft and have several out of town guests arriving for the for the weekend this would be a priority that would be addressed. By the way, until my new credit card arrives, could you lend me yours for the weekend? I have excellent credit which can easily be checked with my bank in Nairobi. It would only be used in an extreme emergencies and I would be willing to send you a good faith deposit from my Nairobi account as proof of my sincerity as soon as you send me your banking account information. A friend in need is a friend indeed.

Oh, I would fully detail your credit card before I return it!

Pops
11-18-2010, 06:59 AM
How can you turn your back on such an obvious sincere and heartfelt appeal for help? If my mind was not preoccupied and struggling with a decision to loan my Marauder to a fellow forum member I would be pursuing this plea for help on my own. If it were not for the fact that I recently became a victim of credit card theft and have several out of town guests arriving for the for the weekend this would be a priority that would be addressed. By the way, until my new credit card arrives, could you lend me yours for the weekend? I have excellent credit which can easily be checked with my bank in Nairobi. It would only be used in an extreme emergencies and I would be willing to send you a good faith deposit from my Nairobi account as proof of my sincerity as soon as you send me your banking account information. A friend in need is a friend indeed.

Oh, I would fully detail your credit card before I return it!

This is the best answer yet!:D

Joe Walsh
11-18-2010, 07:04 AM
...........:laugh:............ .:laugh:...........:laugh:


How can you turn your back on such an obvious sincere and heartfelt appeal for help? If my mind was not preoccupied and struggling with a decision to loan my Marauder to a fellow forum member I would be pursuing this plea for help on my own. If it were not for the fact that I recently became a victim of credit card theft and have several out of town guests arriving for the for the weekend this would be a priority that would be addressed. By the way, until my new credit card arrives, could you lend me yours for the weekend? I have excellent credit which can easily be checked with my bank in Nairobi. It would only be used in an extreme emergencies and I would be willing to send you a good faith deposit from my Nairobi account as proof of my sincerity as soon as you send me your banking account information. A friend in need is a friend indeed.

Oh, I would fully detail your credit card before I return it!


This is the best answer yet! :D

+1!
We have a winner!...:rofl:

martyo
11-18-2010, 07:07 AM
Oh, I would fully detail your credit card before I return it!

Winner, winner, chicken dinner!!!!

Blk Mamba
11-18-2010, 07:09 AM
How do you guys find the time to give these witty responses, I only have one question, is Mama coming with her, and are they living at your place?

martyo
11-18-2010, 07:09 AM
How do you guys find the time to give these witty responses, I only have one question, is Mama coming with her, and are they living at your place?

I wrote her back and wished her uncle really good luck!!!!! :banana2:

Egon Spengler
11-18-2010, 07:15 AM
Or PM me if you don't wanna affiliate yourself with me.

PM sent....

Blk Mamba
11-18-2010, 07:17 AM
Martyo, I was just thinking that on top of a concubine, you might also get a live in housekeeper.

martyo
11-18-2010, 07:19 AM
Martyo, I was just thinking that on top of a concubine, you might also get a live in housekeeper.

I thought of that but I am not sure if my wife will approve.

fastblackmerc
11-18-2010, 07:42 AM
I thought of that but I am not sure if my wife will approve.

Approve of the concubine or the housekeeper?

Pops
11-18-2010, 07:46 AM
You were looking for another blower Marty!

PonyUP
11-18-2010, 08:10 AM
suggestive Pictures of foreign exchange concubine, or she doesn't exist

martyo
11-18-2010, 08:16 AM
You were looking for another blower Marty!

El O El!!!!!!!!!

martyo
11-18-2010, 08:17 AM
Approve of the concubine or the housekeeper?

The housekeeper.

The concubine would not be a problem. My wife approves of anything that keeps her out from under me.

PonyUP
11-18-2010, 08:19 AM
The housekeeper.

The concubine would not be a problem. My wife approves of anything that keeps her out from under me.

:lol::lol::lol:

I get that from most women I meet too

Joe Walsh
11-18-2010, 08:47 AM
suggestive Pictures of foreign exchange concubine, or she doesn't exist

Marty she forgot to mention that she enjoys surfing and that the Sudanese beach has a "bitchin' breakline!!".....
http://i984.photobucket.com/albums/ae326/JoeJWalsh/Muslimwomansurfer.jpg

Bluerauder
11-18-2010, 08:56 AM
Sounds like a reasonable request. :rolleyes:

The scary part is that there is SOMEONE out there who will buy into this scam. PT Barnum knew this years ago. ;)

martyo
11-18-2010, 09:03 AM
Marty she forgot to mention that she enjoys surfing and that the Sudanese beach has a "bitchin' breakline!!".....

I love that!!!!

rayjay
11-18-2010, 10:17 AM
How many yaks does she come with? You can never have enough yaks, especially when the rest of her half million extended family shows up on your front lawn looking for their share of that bank account and detailed yaks PoppaJ is now promising.

RacerX
11-18-2010, 11:08 AM
That's interesting... That's the same name of the person trying to get me to buy a kilo of Cialis online... :D

CBT
11-18-2010, 11:09 AM
Hairy gals need love, too. :beer:



Marty she forgot to mention that she enjoys surfing and that the Sudanese beach has a "bitchin' breakline!!".....
http://i984.photobucket.com/albums/ae326/JoeJWalsh/Muslimwomansurfer.jpg

tbone
11-18-2010, 11:16 AM
What!? It's fake? I sent him all my private bank info already.

Leadfoot281
11-18-2010, 11:22 AM
Pass the e-mail along to someone on this site. They love dealing with these creeps.

http://www.419eater.com/


Here is the funniest story I've ever read on the 'net. http://www.419eater.com/html/joe_eboh.htm

RacerX
11-18-2010, 11:28 AM
Pass the e-mail along to someone on this site. They love dealing with these creeps.

http://www.419eater.com/


Here is the funniest story I've ever read on the 'net. http://www.419eater.com/html/joe_eboh.htm

The trophy room is hilarious! :D

martyo
11-18-2010, 11:49 AM
Pass the e-mail along to someone on this site. They love dealing with these creeps.

http://www.419eater.com/


Here is the funniest story I've ever read on the 'net. http://www.419eater.com/html/joe_eboh.htm

Thanks!

Tonight's bed time reading!!

Pops
11-18-2010, 12:15 PM
This is good! The scammer got scammed!:D

a_d_a_m
11-18-2010, 07:46 PM
That is classic.

guspech750
11-18-2010, 07:53 PM
Tell her to goto Mexico and make movies with horses.