Can I Borrow Your Wife?

[martyo]

My wife has been out of town for a week and the dishes are really stacking up in the sink.

Plus there is a hell of a lot of laundry to be done.

I promise to give her a full detailing before I return her! :D

[de minimus]

As long as she being used to give musicians free rides.

[RacerX]

Exs count and do you have Valtrex?

[fastblackmerc]

Where is that concubine and housekeeper when you need them?????

[Blk Mamba]

Where is that concubine and housekeeper when you need them?????

He turned down that good deal, remember, maybe some one will loan him their GF, for the use of a car, or something.

[FordNut]

No loans... You gotta keep her. All the expenses go with her too.

[RR|Suki]

Exs count and do you have Valtrex?

wow, thread winner

[Spectragod]

No loans... You gotta keep her. All the expenses go with her too.


X2, I think I still have your address, I'll get her on a Greyhound tomorrow. ;)

[martyo]

X2, I think I still have your address, I'll get her on a Greyhound tomorrow. ;)

I have seen that video.

:D

[CBT]

Deal, but only if you send her back with that wagon :)

[RoyLPita]

"Take my wife, please!" -Henny Youngman

[PonyUP]

I just talked to Casey and he says you can borrow Guspech750 but you need to wax him and medicate him in order to have any fun

[SC Cheesehead]

Sounds like the lead in to an old Henny Youngman joke...;)

[Egon Spengler]

I don't have a wife, but I would expect that you would Fukken Wax the wife that you do get to borrow before you return her

[CBT]

I don't have a wife, but I would expect that you would Fukken Wax the wife that you do get to borrow before you return her
lol, that wax randomly pops up in threads almost as often as that's what she said

[Egon Spengler]

lol, that wax randomly pops up in threads almost as often as that's what she said
Fukken Wax right it does!

[massacre]

Fukken Wax right it does!

^^^ IDK why but this made me LMFAO!

[martyo]

^^^ IDK why but this made me LMFAO!

But it is not gramatically correct......

:P

[massacre]

But it is not gramatically correct......

:P


Humor is such a subjective thing.......:D

[martyo]

Humor is such a subjective thing.......:D

Tru dat!

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[Paul T. Casey]

Want me to send Georgie over? Not sure if dishes and laundry are her stong points, but I'll bet she could make your ears bleed.

[RacerX]

Can she handle a "Wagner Power Sprayer"? :D

[martyo]

want me to send georgie over? Not sure if dishes and laundry are her stong points, but i'll bet she could make your ears bleed.

lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Egon Spengler]

Tru dat!

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Fukken Wax right it is!:alone:

[martyo]

Fukken Wax right it is!:alone:

Booooooo!!!!!! :flamer:

[Egon Spengler]

Booooooo!!!!!! :flamer:
yeah.... I had to do it

[Motorhead350]

Women aren't objects guys.

[SC Cheesehead]

Women aren't objects guys.

:confused: Mine is the object of my affection....

[martyo]

:confused: Mine is the object of my affection....

It is gettimng deep in here, now where the hell did I leave my hip high boots?

[CBT]

It is gettimng deep in here, now where the hell did I leave my hip high boots?
Out by the sheeps? :confused:

[Haggis]

:confused: Mine is the object of my affection....


Out by the sheeps? :confused:

That's what she said.

[martyo]

Out by the sheeps? :confused:

No sheep!!!!!!!

[Egon Spengler]

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