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RacerX
11-18-2010, 06:36 PM
Hey everyone! I am starring in a new movie and I need some farm animals. Donkeys, sheep and chickens preferred! I only need them for a weekend and I'll be sure they get detailed and shellaqued before you get them back. Thank you!
a_d_a_m
11-18-2010, 06:38 PM
CBT "borrowed" my hamster last week.
Blk Mamba
11-18-2010, 06:41 PM
You're not borrowing any farm animals, I know you would just ride them hard, and put them away wet.
jflave
11-18-2010, 06:42 PM
No but i'll rent you my two ex wifes :)
massacre
11-18-2010, 07:07 PM
No but i'll rent you my two ex wifes :)

plural of "wife" is
wives.
Just like plural of life is lives, plural of knife is knives, etc.
Spectragod
11-18-2010, 07:13 PM
No but i'll rent you my two ex wifes :)

I'll give you my current wife, but be advised, she sees no value in a car habit, but seems to have a diamond, purse and shoe habit.

PM me your address, so I can get her delivered to you. :D
LANDY
11-18-2010, 07:13 PM
Hey man what ever happened to goats.
RacerX
11-18-2010, 07:31 PM
They move quick and horns hurt. Can you file those down??? I had a parrot with a sharp beak once. I was told not to file his beak because he wouldn't be able to eat and he would die. He was dead when I pulled him out of the vice. I knew he couldn't starve to death.
guspech750
11-18-2010, 07:34 PM
Hey man what ever happened to goats.
Casey(CBT) has them locked in his basement with a closet full of KY.:cool:
massacre
11-18-2010, 07:36 PM
. He was dead when I pulled him out of the vice.

Was his name Sonny Crockett, and have a sidekick named Tubbs?
Miami Vice was a show, man...

The tool that clamps is spelled v-i-s-e.
martyo
11-18-2010, 10:57 PM
Neigh!!!!!!!!!
Haggis
11-19-2010, 05:07 AM
I have an old mother sow that you can borrow; she needs the exercise.
CBT
11-19-2010, 06:03 AM
You can borrow my Liger.
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Paul T. Casey
11-19-2010, 06:19 AM
Was his name Sonny Crockett, and have a sidekick named Tubbs?
Miami Vice was a show, man...

The tool that clamps is spelled v-i-s-e.
Welcome to the spelling and grammar police. It's a full time position here my friend. Seems a lot of these folks were high during English class. :beatnik:
RoyLPita
11-19-2010, 06:24 AM
Come on down to North Florida where you can have all of the wild boar that you can handle. Watch out for the tusks. They are sharp. :D
Egon Spengler
11-19-2010, 06:41 AM
CBT "borrowed" my hamster last week.
Sorry Racer, but I don't loan my animals out anymore. I as well let Casey borrow my hamster and it was returned late, dead, and smelling like a septic truck.
SC Cheesehead
11-19-2010, 06:54 AM
plural of "wife" is
wives.
Just like plural of life is lives, plural of knife is knives, etc.

Plural of beer is beer.
Joe Walsh
11-19-2010, 06:59 AM
Come on down to North Florida where you can have all of the wild boar that you can handle. Watch out for the tusks. They are sharp. :D

That way he can "have his ham and eat it too!"
Egon Spengler
11-19-2010, 07:05 AM
Plural of beer is beer.
Not is Massachusetts... the plural is beeahs
RacerX
11-19-2010, 07:06 AM
That way he can "have his ham and eat it too!"
Reboar? Throw a ham in and pull the bone out? :D
martyo
11-19-2010, 07:44 AM
Welcome to the spelling and grammar police. It's a full time position here my friend. Seems a lot of these folks were high during English class. :beatnik:


And auto shop too!
martyo
11-19-2010, 07:46 AM
Plural of beer is beer.

Win!


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