Men, pay attention!!!

[fastblackmerc]

With Christmas coming, this is something men need to know!!!


http://link.brightcove.com/services/player/bcpid1543292789?bctid=31305090 01

[Bluerauder]

With Christmas coming, this is something men need to know!!!

"Dual Bag doesn't know why he's here !!" :rofl:

Absolutely true .... I learned this lesson nearly 33 years ago. No gifts that have an electric plug on it. :D

[CBT]

LOL, 'Dual Bags'! Wait, do they make those?

[MM03MOK]

HILARIOUS!!! ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS!! I've shared with all my Facebook friends. Thanks, Jim. I'll be curious to read the responses.

[kernie]

Ha! That was a good one!

:beer:

[SC Cheesehead]

:rofl: jocularity!! :laugh:

[Joe Walsh]

"Dual Bag doesn't know why he's here !!" :rofl:

Absolutely true .... I learned this lesson nearly 33 years ago. No gifts that have an electric plug on it. :D

There might be one exception to that rule.....:D........:eek:

[SC Cheesehead]

There might be one exception to that rule.....:D........:eek:


^^^^^ what he said ^^^^^

[justbob]

I have done some of those... You learn quickly!

[PonyUP]

:lol::lol:

So True. It's so easy to get in the Dog House, and damn tough to get out. I feel for Dual Bags, he didn't even get off easy for a first offense

[rayjay]

Yep, learned this a few marriages ago when I was young and dumb :(

[PonyUP]

Yep, learned this a few marriages ago when I was young and dumb :(

And Full of....ah nevermind

[massacre]

Haha so true.

[SC Cheesehead]

Yep, learned this a few marriages ago when I was young and dumb :(

So, other than getting older... ;) ------> :D -------> :lol:

[dakslim]

Yep, top of the line Electrolux...shudder!:( Listen up "Youts"...learn from the voice of experience.;)

[Bluerauder]

There might be one exception to that rule.....:D........:eek:

No exceptions ..... EVER !!!! And battery operated ain't appreciated either .... ;)

[LIGHTNIN1]

Yep, learned this a few marriages ago when I was young and dumb :(

Same here. Crockpots are a no no also.

[CBT]

Anyone make a CAI for the dual bagger?

[TAKEDOWN]

LOL, I've been there before. BTW did anyone notice that Jelly Belly aka Donald had hair prior to his dog house arrival!

[guspech750]

Thats funny. A few years ago my wife told me to get her nothing. So to prove a point I didnt. Not even a card. And guess what. She asked. You didnt even get me a card. I told her not a chance. You requested for me to buy you nothing so you get nothing. Boy was she mad I laughed. Needless to say. She has since not asked for "nothing" again.:D I think I proved my point that year.

[1 Bad Merc]

Stay away from dishwashers also! I made my mistake once -and only once :)

[Bluerauder]

Thats funny. A few years ago my EX-wife told me to get her nothing. So to prove a point I didnt. Not even a card. And guess what. She asked. You didnt even get me a card. I told her not a chance. You requested for me to buy you nothing so you get nothing. Boy was she mad I laughed. Needless to say she ended up with everything in the divorce settlement . She has since not asked for "nothing" again.:D I think I proved my point that year. The point being that I was incredibly stupid and I will not be doing that ever again.

There ^^^^^ I fixed it for you. ;)

[rayjay]

Stay away from dishwashers also! I made my mistake once -and only once :)

Now the dishwasher one :confused: hmm, especially if you didn't have one and she always did the dishwashing???? If theres one thing I've learned, even with all my experience, is you can never, ever, figure them out. For the last 22 years I have dated/been married to my lovely wife she has answered every question with a QUESTION. Drives me nuts and shes not even a damn shrink.

[youngrauderlvr]

ok guys from a woman's point of view.....you do not get her something she NEEDS! That is to be bought when a holiday is not near. You get her something that she does not need and really can not be used for anything productive (work).

[guspech750]

There ^^^^^ I fixed it for you. ;)
LOL!! Good one.

[Bluerauder]

You get her something that she does not need and really can not be used for anything productive (work).

:rofl: Yep, that ^^^^^ just about sums it up !!! :rofl:

The perfect gift for her is definitely something that she DOES NOT NEED. It must have NO REAL FUNCTION. It must NOT BE USEFUL for anything. :rolleyes: But it should be EXPENSIVE. More expensive and less useful is the target. :P

This is why jewelry (rings, necklaces, bracelets, and other bling) or a collection of Coach purses work out just fine. ;)

[CBT]

ok guys from a woman's point of view.....you do not get her something she NEEDS! That is to be bought when a holiday is not near. You get her something that she does not need and really can not be used for anything productive (work).

She does not need Marauder or Corvette parts. So that's what she's getting. I will let you know how your theory works out. :beer:

[1 Bad Merc]

Nice try Casey-go ahead and buy her something automobile related for Christmas -and let me know what your new address will be :)

[SideshowBob]

Gift shopping for my wife is easy; I just buy her something shiny for her motorcycle! Last year it was footpegs. She still loves to show off the clock that covers the steering head bolt and the oil filter relocation kit. I think a handlebar mounted thermometer may be in her stocking this year. She usually gives me cigars and pipe tobacco.

[FreddieH]

Will a set of Pots and Pans keep you out of the dog house?

[MM03MOK]

Will a set of Pots and Pans keep you out of the dog house?
It will if it's these!!

http://www.all-clad.com/NR/rdonlyres/B7073B50-E118-4105-AA9B-99668BF0EBBA/72/crcmain_prod.jpg

[guspech750]

She does not need Marauder or Corvette parts. So that's what she's getting. I will let you know how your theory works out. :beer:

Get her a big wing and fart can for her Honda.

[CBT]

Get her a big wing and fart can for her Honda.
Never. She hates ricers as much as me. I told you about the red one with white rims and fart can and wing that she yelled "Seriously?! You're in a Civic just like me!" to the driver that was trying to get us to race. (A week later I was in the Marauder and hurt his feelings, BOO YAH!)

[Haggis]

She does not need Marauder or Corvette parts. So that's what she's getting. I will let you know how your theory works out. :beer:

That is what I am getting Chris.

[rayjay]

Charlie is right, you can't go wrong with jewelry. :cool: Just wish mine was into cars, guns, ya know, something easy.

[Bluerauder]

It will if it's these!!

I smell a Set-Up guys. Freddie don't do it ^^^^^ ... its a trick. :rofl:

[RacerX]

Pandora bracelets guys... Adds up quick, but, the women LOVE them! My wife will tell you! :(

[CBT]

Pandora bracelets guys... Adds up quick, but, the women LOVE them! My wife will tell you! :(

I thought Pandora made boxes :confused:

[duhtroll]

Wait a sec - if we can't get them anything that plugs in or runs on batteries, and my wife has asked for a laptop, WTF am I supposed to do?

She is getting a laptop. That way she can keep tabs on all her internet boyfriends and I can have some quiet.

[RacerX]

You buy her Pandora, you may just get a box! :D

[CBT]

You buy her Pandora, you may just get a box! :D

Hmmmm......
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[snigalfriz]

Awesome. Passing it on

[Ladyhawke]

Charlie is right, you can't go wrong with jewelry. :cool: Just wish mine was into cars, guns, ya know, something easy.

Ray, one year Chris received a .22 rifle from her dad and another year she wanted a crossbow for her b-day. But, she is driving me crazy with all the car parts she wants for her marauder.


-Haggis
damn wife is a computer hog, always on HER log-in!!!!

[Bluerauder]

Wait a sec - if we can't get them anything that plugs in or runs on batteries, and my wife has asked for a laptop, WTF am I supposed to do?

You will need special dispensation and a written note to be allowed to count it as a gift for the holidays. ;)

[dakslim]

I thought Pandora made boxes :confused:

Nah, she just opens them.:P

[rayjay]

Nah, she just opens them.:P


:surprise: sometimes this happens when she opens it...

[Ms. Denmark]

It will if it's these!!

http://www.all-clad.com/NR/rdonlyres/B7073B50-E118-4105-AA9B-99668BF0EBBA/72/crcmain_prod.jpg
+1 Mary!! :drool: