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martyo
11-23-2010, 09:04 AM
The Leaders of the world are asking for your support to combat terrorism and we are being encouraged to demonstrate against these terrorists this Friday at 15:00 hours. It is a well-known fact that the Taliban are against alcohol consumption and think it is sinful to look at a naked woman. Therefore, at 15:00 hours this Friday, all women should run naked through the office while men chase them with a beer in their hands. This is the best way to show our disgust for the Taliban and will hopefully help us in detecting the terrorists amongst us, so anybody who does not do as proposed will be deemed a terrorist, denounced to the world and shot.

Do it for your country!!

CBT
11-23-2010, 09:08 AM
So....casual Friday as usual then? :D

Egon Spengler
11-23-2010, 09:21 AM
That is my birthday! Happy birthday to me!:D

martyo
11-23-2010, 09:23 AM
That is my birthday! Happy birthday to me!:D

Wear your birthday suit!!!

CBT
11-23-2010, 09:25 AM
wear your birthday suit!!!

>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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ctrlraven
11-23-2010, 09:31 AM
Lounge topic? lol

I got that same message via text a few times this year.

Bluerauder
11-23-2010, 09:56 AM
Dayum ... I am taking the day off on Friday and will miss this demonstration of support. ;)

Haggis
11-23-2010, 10:00 AM
Dayum ... I am taking the day off on Friday and will miss this demonstration of support. ;)

Guess you will just have to chase Bernie around the house then.

Egon Spengler
11-23-2010, 10:07 AM
Yes. This Friday is a holiday for me as well. Aw shucks!

Big Black Beast
11-23-2010, 05:20 PM
If all the women at my work came to work naked, I would be the one running!

guspech750
11-23-2010, 06:43 PM
If all the women at my work ran naked I would personally drop off the Taliban at my work to take care of them.

LANDY
11-23-2010, 06:44 PM
If all the women at my work came to work naked, I would be the one running!
lol i would be running as fast as i can also.

CBT
11-23-2010, 06:46 PM
If all the women at my work ran naked I would personally drop off the Taliban at my work to take care of them.
Then you could be alone with the menfolk.

CBT
11-23-2010, 06:48 PM
You'd set this off, wouldn't you.
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guspech750
11-23-2010, 06:57 PM
Dude. Hes hot! He should have flesh colored camo on;) Soooo. How you do'n?

CBT
11-23-2010, 07:20 PM
Dude. Hes hot! He should have flesh colored camo on;) Soooo. How you do'n?

Hetero, you?

Joe Walsh
11-23-2010, 07:27 PM
I might join the ladies in Friday's office hi-jinx.
I'm going to do the infamous "copy your body parts on the Xerox" routine.
I figured that I would "lay my junk" on the copier...but I'd have to make sure to use legal size copying paper......:P

Plus I'd have to adjust the contrast setting....

RacerX
11-23-2010, 07:29 PM
Hey Marty! I'll have to send you the picture I made of Osama Bin Laden! It's picture of him that is a mosaic of naked women that I made into an iron-on. From a distance, it looks like Osama and as you get closer, you can pick out the chicks!:D

martyo
11-23-2010, 07:58 PM
Hey Marty! I'll have to send you the picture I made of Osama Bin Laden! It's picture of him that is a mosaic of naked women that I made into an iron-on. From a distance, it looks like Osama and as you get closer, you can pick out the chicks!:D

Whatyawaitinfor????????

Bigdogjim
11-23-2010, 08:12 PM
You know if all board the airplanes naked that would put and end to any terror on the airplanes

Joe Walsh
11-23-2010, 08:17 PM
You know if all board the airplanes naked that would put and end to any terror on the airplanes

No....that would only create a whole new kind of TERROR!

tbone
11-23-2010, 08:18 PM
My idea is to open up a drive in theatre with a special "Midnight Show" in the middle of the desert over there, then airlift in a bunch of keggers........

Let's see how long they last before their heads implode.......

F8LBITEva
11-23-2010, 09:34 PM
nice! I finally get to see Rebecca's big ol butt!!!!

dakslim
11-24-2010, 08:36 AM
You'd set this off, wouldn't you.
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Once a sailor, always a sailor!:P Casey, don't drop the soa......oh, never mind.