Winter Classes for Women

[TFB]

AVAILABLE AT THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED By Thursday January 28, 2011

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.

Class 1
Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat
Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 wks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM..

Class 2
Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or *****ing About It for 3 Hours?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3
Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping?--Group Debate.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5
Curling Irons--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
At 7:00 PM

Class 6
How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Class 7
Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?
Open Forum.
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 8
Health Watch--They Make Medicine for PMS - USE IT!
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 9
I Was Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

Class 10
How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim.
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.


Class 11
Learning to Live--How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield.
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined
Class 12
How to Shop by Yourself.
Meets 4 wks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.

[CBT]

Where do I sign Amy up? :P

[dakslim]

AVAILABLE AT THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED By Thursday January 28, 2011

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.

Class 1
Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat
Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 wks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM..

Class 2
Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or *****ing About It for 3 Hours?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3
Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping?--Group Debate.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5
Curling Irons--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
At 7:00 PM

Class 6
How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Class 7
Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?
Open Forum.
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 8
Health Watch--They Make Medicine for PMS - USE IT!
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 9
I Was Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

Class 10
How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim.
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.


Class 11
Learning to Live--How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield.
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined
Class 12
How to Shop by Yourself.
Meets 4 wks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.


Are you married?:confused: If so you've got some set and have replaced CBT as my hero!!!!!:eek:

[TFB]

Are you married?:confused: If so you've got some set and have replaced CBT as my hero!!!!!:eek:
CBT got me drunk and on a bet... well you know how it is. :rolleyes:

We did see a gal just outside the restaurant yesterday that desperately needed to sign up for #10...

[Ms. Denmark]

AVAILABLE AT THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED By Thursday January 28, 2011

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.

Class 1
Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat
Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. Aced this one. Thing is set at 60 year round...
Meets 4 wks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM..

Class 2
Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or *****ing About It for 3 Hours? No worries here. Eric is house broken...
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3
Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping?--Group Debate. I wouldn't stop at Wal-Mart if it was the last store on earth...
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics. Lived too many years in NYC and picked up a life long habit, sorry....
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5
Curling Irons--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet? Don't own one...
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
At 7:00 PM

Class 6
How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program Dumped commercial TV years ago.....so no more commercials
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Class 7
Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?Bath? More like 3 minute showers. Whose got time for soaking in a tub...
Open Forum.
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 8
Health Watch--They Make Medicine for PMS - USE IT! Preaching to the choir...
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 9
I Was Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Testimonials. The story of my life...
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

Class 10
How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim. NYC again. I'm a pro at this.....
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.


Class 11
Learning to Live--How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield. :coolman: Comes in handy every now and again...
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined
Class 12
How to Shop by Yourself. Hate to shop. Alone, with a battalion, makes no difference. Hate it.
Meets 4 wks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.
What else ya got? :cool:

[TFB]

Hate to shop. Alone, with a battalion, makes no difference. Hate it.

What else ya got? :cool:
Gawd, I think I'm in love...

[69ranchero351c]

lmao thats classic

[CBT]

What else ya got? :cool:
Eric is housebroken, lolz! I guess we know who wears the pants now, don't we :lol:

[justbob]

I take a hot bath almost every morning :) (have too because of back issues)

[Ms. Denmark]

Eric is housebroken, lolz! I guess we know who wears the pants now, don't we :lol: Yup! I readily admit he wears the pants! Although his and hers bathrooms doesn't hurt.....LOL!


I take a hot bath almost every morning :) (have too because of back issues) That actually sounds relaxing....but I'd need to wake up at 4 AM.:eek:

[pantheroc]

Regarding No. 2, just put the lid down to show off the nice cover she bought for it! She'll have no right to ***** about lifting the lid then, but you still get even. ;)

[rayjay]

Oh boy, you's are trying to get me shot. I ain't touchin this one...

[Mr. Man]

Actually I'm the one that insists the toilet seat be down when not in use. Who wants to look at toilet water?

[dakslim]

Actually I'm the one that insists the toilet seat be down when not in use. Who wants to look at toilet water?

+1^^^I thought I was the only one who is anal about that!:P I know, anal and toilet seat...bring it on.:eek:

[rayjay]

Actually I'm the one that insists the toilet seat be down when not in use. Who wants to look at toilet water?

We have to keep the seat down and lid closed or Otto thinks its his personal water dish... Its easier than arguing with a hostile 160# thirsty Rottwieler.

[Mr. Man]

+1^^^I thought I was the only one who is anal about that!:P I know, anal and toilet seat...bring it on.:eek:
CBT just soiled himself:lol:

[ImpalaSlayer]

Actually I'm the one that insists the toilet seat be down when not in use. Who wants to look at toilet water?

who cares? you piss in it whats it matter what it looks like? lol

[TFB]

who cares? you piss in it whats it matter what it looks like? lol
All I care is whether my shaver or cell phone falls inside, the toothbrush dries out with no ill effects... :eek:

[ImpalaSlayer]

All I care is whether my shaver or cell phone falls inside, the toothbrush dries out with no ill effects... :eek:

god thats gross lol

[Leadfoot281]

My seat and lid stays down too. I don't want my cat drinking out of it.

Gross story alert; My ex-girlfriend left her seat up so the cat could drink out of it. Yep, her cat never even had a water bowl. Imagine having that thing crawl into bed and sleep on your face one night. :puke:

She had a $500 cat and I've got a barn cat. Go figure.

[CBT]

All I care is whether my shaver or cell phone falls inside, the toothbrush dries out with no ill effects... :eek:

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack !