Oldest Coot on MM.net

[SC Cheesehead]

I nominate Phil (dakslim), do I have a 2nd?

[CBT]

I nominate Phil (dakslim), do I have a 2nd?
Hey, where's he been? Oh and yeah, i second :agree:

[SC Cheesehead]

Hey, where's he been? Oh and yeah, i second :agree:

Lost his crib sheet, can't remember how to log on without it...

[Haggis]

Maury is the oldest member on MM.net, but your right Phil is the oldest 'Coot'.

Phil has my vote.

[DOOM]

You guys are all smokin!!! :rasta:

POPS has all of them beat by at least a century and a half!!! :geezer:

[CBT]

You guys are all smokin!!! :rasta:

POPS has all of them beat by at least a century and a half!!! :geezer:

Oh snap, the DOOM is awoken.....

[Haggis]

Oh snap, the DOOM is awoken.....

Maybe he finally got dug out from the blizzard?

[Pops]

Oh snap, the DOOM is awoken.....

You mean the DUUMIE has arrived!:D I wondered how long it would be before I was :flamer: in this thread!:banana2:

[prchrman]

You mean the DUUMIE has arrived!:D I wondered how long it would be before I was :flamer: in this thread!:banana2:

John, regardless you have the slickest sickest car.

[Pops]

John, regardless you have the slickest sickest car.

Faster than Doom!:D :burnout: :banana2:

[CBT]

Faster than Doom!:D :burnout: :banana2:
KA-POW! Gettin ugly in here!

[BODYMAN]

Maury takes this one by Far!

[SC Cheesehead]

You guys are all smokin!!! :rasta:

POPS has all of them beat by at least a century and a half!!! :geezer:


You mean the DUUMIE has arrived!:D I wondered how long it would be before I was :flamer: in this thread!:banana2:

There's a difference between curmudgeon and coot. ;)

Phil's a slam dunk for coot...

Phil's a slam dunk for coot...

[CBT]

There's a difference between curmudgeon and coot. ;)

Phil's car has a boot...

Phil's car has a boot...

There, fixed! :beer:

[DOOM]

Oh snap, the DOOM is awoken.....

That's what she said! :beatnik:

[Ladyhawke]

There, fixed! :beer:

:lol:
Good one Casey.

[SC Cheesehead]

Faster than Doom!:D :burnout: :banana2:


KA-POW! Gettin ugly in here!

Not ugly, just honest.

Whatever old guys lack in tact, they make up for in brutal honesty... ;)

[Bluerauder]

A coot is a black bird >>>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coot

So I am thinking that MM03MOK and her Blackbird might qualify. ;)

BTW -- A Coot is distintly different than a Loon .... for which I am sure many would qualify. :P

[SC Cheesehead]

A coot is a black bird >>>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coot

So I am thinking that MM03MOK and her Blackbird might qualify. ;)

BTW -- A Coot is distintly different than a Loon .... for which I am sure many would qualify. :P


"An eccentric or crotchety person, especially an eccentric old man."
http://www.thefreedictionary.com/coot

^^^^^^ that would be Phil.... ^^^^^^^

[Ladyhawke]

^^^^^^ that would be Phil.... ^^^^^^^

That's Phil the coot with a boot.

Haggis~

[SC Cheesehead]

that's phil the coot with a boot.

Haggis~

woot!
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[cruzer]

I'm not the oldest coot on MM.net--in fact I'm not an old coot at all, I'm called a recycled teen-ager by my kids. An old coot is a crotchety, unhappy, bitter old man--that ain't me;) I wish I had gotten to know more of you personally so you would understand who and what I am--a very happy, pretty healthy , very much in love with my wife of 58 years, loving Dad, Pappa and Pop-Pop to my family, fun-loving , hard-driving, Marauder-loving old bastard who still loves the smell of burning rubber and the feel of G-forces on a road course. You folks are my "other family" that I enjoy reading about and fooling around with--I wish I could get more people in the area to participate so we could be active with car shows, picnics, monthly meetings, etc--but 2 folks don't make a viable group--numbers make things happen--check out the 2004-2005 "Chucks" threads in the North Texas Marauders forum to see what we did back then---we can do it again.
Now, with this said, "The Cruzer Gang" would would like to be the first to wish all of you a HAPPY AND HEALTHY NEW YEAR , Maury:burnout:

[Mr. Man]

"An eccentric or crotchety person, especially an eccentric old man."
http://www.thefreedictionary.com/coot

^^^^^^ that would be Phil.... ^^^^^^^
Well by that diction I'd qualify but your right Phil is older than me:D

[SC Cheesehead]

I'm not the oldest coot on MM.net--in fact I'm not an old coot at all, I'm called a recycled teen-ager by my kids. An old coot is a crotchety, unhappy, bitter old man--that ain't me;) I wish I had gotten to know more of you personally so you would understand who and what I am--a very happy, pretty healthy , very much in love with my wife of 58 years, loving Dad, Pappa and Pop-Pop to my family, fun-loving , hard-driving, Marauder-loving old bastard who still loves the smell of burning rubber and the feel of G-forces on a road course. You folks are my "other family" that I enjoy reading about and fooling around with--I wish I could get more people in the area to participate so we could be active with car shows, picnics, monthly meetings, etc--but 2 folks don't make a viable group--numbers make things happen--check out the 2004-2005 "Chucks" threads in the North Texas Marauders forum to see what we did back then---we can do it again.
Now, with this said, "The Cruzer Gang" would would like to be the first to wish all of you a HAPPY AND HEALTHY NEW YEAR , Maury:burnout:

Maury,

From what others have told me, you DEFINITELY don't fit the "coot" category. Would enjoy the privilage of meeting you some day (maybe the KY meet this spring?)

Happy New Year to you as well. :up:


Well by that diction I'd qualify but your right Phil is older than me:D

Yeah, I'd prolly figure you as a coot protege, and what a mentor you got... ;)

[Joe Walsh]

Old Coots....Old Curmudgeons.....no one mentioned

OLD FARTS!


BTW: NOT the ones that smell like that the chinese cardboard they pack Harbor Freight & Tools stuff in.

[HammerDown]

No old farts, coots, curmundgeons here -- when you have a fast car ya always feel young!!!! :)

[SC Cheesehead]

Old Coots....Old Curmudgeons.....no one mentioned

OLD FARTS!


BTW: NOT the ones that smell like that the chinese cardboard they pack Harbor Freight & Tools stuff in.

Oh man, LOTS of them around here!

Lessee, there's

Pops
Me
Blueruader
Bigdogjim
rayjay
Mercman
Marauderman
dok
Pat

I could go on forever.... :D

[Pops]

You forgot yourself Rex! :rolleyes:

[SC Cheesehead]

You forgot yourself Rex! :rolleyes:

No I didn't...vvvvvv :D


Oh man, LOTS of them around here!

Lessee, there's:

Pops
Me
Blueruader
Bigdogjim
rayjay
Mercman
Marauderman
dok
Pat

I could go on forever.... :D


BTW, if Doomie was about 30 years older, he'd give Phil a run for his money for the "old coot" award.

Hmmmmm, young coot? Gotta think on that one for a while...

[TFB]

Geee I feel left out, I'm older(60) than Pops or Rex, guess I ought to put a birth date in my profile...

[Vortex]

Maury is certainly not an "ole coot"! He's got more going on than half the guys on this site Id bet and probably know more about our Marauders than anybody. Besides that, he is our "Supreme Leader" in our North Texas group!

[RF Overlord]

What about the Shermanator? Oh wait...maybe he's the "oldest redneck"...

:lol:


"An eccentric or crotchety person..."

I may not be the oldest, but I definitely quality as a coot...

[Haggis]

What about the Shermanator? Oh wait...maybe he's the "oldest redneck"...

:lol:


"An eccentric or crotchety person..."

I may not be the oldest, but I definitely quality as a coot...

Yes, you are!!! :lol:

[Mr. Man]

What about the Shermanator? Oh wait...maybe he's the "oldest redneck"...

:lol:


"An eccentric or crotchety person..."

I may not be the oldest, but I definitely quality as a coot...
Bob I'd define you more like Wingnut:D:lol:

[SC Cheesehead]

What about the Shermanator? Oh wait...maybe he's the "oldest redneck"...

:lol:


"An eccentric or crotchety person..."

I may not be the oldest, but I definitely quality as a coot...

Sherman is definitely NOT a coot!

Now you, Bob...Well, let's just say you're a "coot in training.";)

[Pops]

I think he is an Old Coot and think he would agree with me! Also bet he will have something to say back!!!!!:puke:

[SC Cheesehead]

I think he is an Old Coot and think he would agree with me! Also bet he will have something to say back!!!!!:puke:

Who Sherman? He ain't a coot, he's always smiling. Of course, if my car was as fast as his, I'd be smiling all the time, too.

Hey, I just thought of something.

You ever notice how Doomie's frowning all the time? Coincidence? I think not...

[Mr. Man]

Who Sherman? He ain't a coot, he's always smiling. Of course, if my car was as fast as his, I'd be smiling all the time, too.

Hey, I just thought of something.

You ever notice how Doomie's frowning all the time? Coincidence? I think not...
Doomie's not a Coot, just constipated:D

[SC Cheesehead]

Doomie's not a Coot, just constipated:D

Gotcha.

Kinda gives a whole new meaning to the term "stuck up," don't it? http://www.bloodydecks.com/forums/images/smilies/_diarrhea_.gif

[Mr. Man]

Gotcha.

Kinda gives a whole new meaning to the term "stuck up," don't it? http://www.bloodydecks.com/forums/images/smilies/_diarrhea_.gif
He just needs a little love....like that tree in 'Charlie Brown Christmas':)

[SC Cheesehead]

He just needs a little love....like that tree in 'Charlie Brown Christmas':)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4Hv9YmhGpw

[Haggis]

He just needs a little love....like that tree in 'Charlie Brown Christmas':)

Maybe you should let him kick the football at least once.

[Mr. Man]

Maybe you should let him kick the football at least once.
Nah, could you imagine Doomies EGO if we let him kick the ball just once:rolleyes:

[SC Cheesehead]

Maybe you should let him kick the football at least once.


Nah, could you imagine Doomies EGO if we let him kick the ball just once:rolleyes:


:D http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlzVDDSfeeA :D

[Shermanator]

Young at heart guys. All of us over 49 car guys are forever young at heart. Doomie, well go figure. The rest of you on the site, you young guys, butt out and dream of being wise, fast and happy.

[rayjay]

At 55 yrs young I've burned myself up working nights in a totally stress filled environment, the last 20 months of it unknowingly with a spine broken in two places. Yep I'm and a mean and nasty Ole Coot. Well, at least until sometime this coming summer when I'm healed up from surgery. Then maybe I'll just be a nasty smelling old fart :D

[Mr. Man]

At 55 yrs young I've burned myself up working nights in a totally stress filled environment, the last 20 months of it unknowingly with a spine broken in two places. Yep I'm and a mean and nasty Ole Coot. Well, at least until sometime this coming summer when I'm healed up from surgery. Then maybe I'll just be a nasty smelling old fart :D
:dunno: What nobody wants to redact what Ray said about himself:poke::neener::D

[Haggis]

At 55 yrs young I've burned myself up working nights in a totally stress filled environment, the last 20 months of it unknowingly with a spine broken in two places. Yep I'm and a mean and nasty Ole Coot. Well, at least until sometime this coming summer when I'm healed up from surgery. Then maybe I'll just be a nasty smelling old fart :D


:dunno: What nobody wants to redact what Ray said about himself:poke::neener::D

Pics or it didn't happen.

[1stMerc]

WOW, you ole Coots and Farts are a Hoot!!!

Happy New Year!!!

[SC Cheesehead]

WOW, you ole Coots and Farts are a Hoot!!!

Happy New Year!!!

Yeah, WAY better all the way around than them 'youts.

[dakslim]

Wow! Did anyone see the bus I got thrown under???? Old coot, old fart...it don't make no nevermind...I'm young at heart! I can hang with my kids drinking the lite beer (yuck) playing drinking games and generally misbehavin'. The brain says "18" but the body says "oh hell no"! Happy New Year everyone...made it through another year.

[rayjay]

Wow! Did anyone see the bus I got thrown under???? Old coot, old fart...it don't make no nevermind...I'm young at heart! I can hang with my kids drinking the lite beer (yuck) playing drinking games and generally misbehavin'. The brain says "18" but the body says "oh hell no"! Happy New Year everyone...made it through another year.

Happy New Year Phil! I've never understood drinking games. I didn't need them to get drunk nor have I ever enjoyed watching someone drink themself into oblivion. Probably because I had to deal with the consequences too many times over 34 years.

[SC Cheesehead]

Wow! Did anyone see the bus I got thrown under???? Old coot, old fart...it don't make no nevermind...I'm young at heart! I can hang with my kids drinking the lite beer (yuck) playing drinking games and generally misbehavin'. The brain says "18" but the body says "oh hell no"! Happy New Year everyone...made it through another year.

'Bout time you showed up, you 'ol coot!

BTW, Happy New Year, I'll have one in your honor... :beer:

[dakslim]

Happy New Year Phil! I've never understood drinking games. I didn't need them to get drunk nor have I ever enjoyed watching someone drink themself into oblivion. Probably because I had to deal with the consequences too many times over 34 years. Them days are loooong gone. Hangovers are few and far between for me...takes too long to rebound now.


'Bout time you showed up, you 'ol coot!

BTW, New Year, I'll have one in your honor... :beer: You're all heart Rex. I'll hoist a quaff in your honor too.

[RF Overlord]

Bob I'd define you more like Wingnut:
We'll settle this at NHMS in May...loser buys at the Ellacoya Barn and Grille. :)

[Mr. Man]

We'll settle this at NHMS in May...loser buys at the Ellacoya Barn and Grille. :) You are on!! Be there or be square!:beer: We will be checking in with the Speedway to see about setting it up! Better make your reservation at the restaurant and get your credit card ready!! stay tuned......:D

[SC Cheesehead]

Them days are loooong gone. Hangovers are few and far between for me...takes too long to rebound now.

I hear you on that one, bubba.

You're all heart Rex. I'll hoist a quaff in your honor too.

:beer:
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[rayjay]

:dunno: What nobody wants to redact what Ray said about himself:poke::neener::D

You can't redact the truth brother...

[1stMerc]

Them days are loooong gone. Hangovers are few and far between for me...takes too long to rebound now.

Sho ya right!!! Them next mornings can be quite painful.

[SC Cheesehead]

Sho ya right!!! Them next mornings can be quite painful.


"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~ Frank Sinatra

;)

[Mr. Man]

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~ Frank Sinatra

;)

To be is to do--Plato

To be or not to be--Shakespeare

Dobedobedo--Sinatra

[SC Cheesehead]

Phil's the first guy that came to mind...

And they ask, "Why do I like retirement?"
Question: How many days in a week?
Answer: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday

Question: When is a retiree's bedtime?
Answer: Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.

Question: How many retirees to change a light bulb?
Answer: Only one, but it might take all day.

Question: What's the biggest gripe of retirees?
Answer: There is not enough time to get everything done.

Question: Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors?
Answer: The term comes with a 10% discount.

Question: Among retirees what is considered formal attire?
Answer: Tied shoes.

Question: Why do retirees count pennies?
Answer: They are the only ones who have the time.

Question: What is the common term for someone who enjoys work and refuses to retire?
Answer: NUTS!

Question: Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement, attic or garage?
Answer: They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult kids will want to store stuff there.

Question: What do retirees call a long lunch?
Answer: Normal .

Question: What is the best way to describe retirement?
Answer: The never ending Coffee Break.

Question: What's the biggest advantage of going back to school as a retiree?
Answer: If you cut classes, no one calls your parents.

Question: Why does a retiree often say he doesn't miss work, but misses the people he used to work with?
Answer: He is too polite to tell the whole truth.

And, my very favorite....
QUESTION: What do you do all week?
Answer: Monday through Friday, NOTHING..... Saturday & Sunday, I rest

[cruzer]

You just described my 22 years of retirement. I am so lucky to have been blessed with good health and happy family---things have really been great. But, I have a list of the disadvantages of being retired :

1. You never get a vacation
2. You can't call in sick
3. You can't have someone do it for you
4. You can't use the excuse " I've got to go to work" when the wife or
kids want you to do something
5. You spend 24 hours a day wondering what will happen next
6. You could end up spending 24/7 with the wife

Somehow I have managed to accept these penalties and look forward to every new day----hope all of you are as lucky:D:D Maury

[SC Cheesehead]

You just described my 22 years of retirement. I am so lucky to have been blessed with good health and happy family---things have really been great. But, I have a list of the disadvantages of being retired :

1. You never get a vacation
2. You can't call in sick
3. You can't have someone do it for you
4. You can't use the excuse " I've got to go to work" when the wife or
kids want you to do something
5. You spend 24 hours a day wondering what will happen next
6. You could end up spending 24/7 with the wife

Somehow I have managed to accept these penalties and look forward to every new day----hope all of you are as lucky:D:D Maury

Good stuff, Maury! :lol:

[rayjay]

Good stuff, Maury! :lol:

I concur, just waiting for my spine to heal so I can actually enjoy it! -and- I get to send her to work, sooner or later, professional student right now. :rolleyes:

[LIGHTNIN1]

I nominate Phil (dakslim), do I have a 2nd?

What is the Grand Prize for this Oldest Coot status? How do we know if someone is not lying about their age? If someone claims 120yrs. old and still driving Marauders you might want visual verification.:D

[SC Cheesehead]

What is the Grand Prize for this Oldest Coot status? How do we know if someone is not lying about their age? If someone claims 120yrs. old and still driving Marauders you might want visual verification.:D

The Coveted Coot Boot Award. Phil's the charter recipient of this prestigeous recognition.

The award is not based strictly on age; rather, it is a combination of age AND general demeanor. As Phil is both REALLY old, and is the consummate MM.net curmudgeon; he wins, hands down.

rayjay came in a DISTANT second, Bluerauder's got the curmudgeon part down pat, but he ain't old enough... ;) ------> :D