You know when you Rauder is quick when......

[justbob]

You stomp the GO pedal and (fill in the blank)

1. Your ipod shuffles.
2. Your IPASS flies off the windshield and pops your passenger in the right eye (personal fav ;) )
3. Your dad sharts (he claimed only slightly)


What do you have to add? I have more but can't remember right now.

[Ms. Denmark]

Your neck snaps back and your sun glasses fly off LOL!

[boatmangc]

my iPhone flies out the window

[Pat]

Justbob;

I don't understand the #3 option. Would you clarify?

[ckadiddle]

1. Kadiddlebabe giggles uncontrollably, then shouts "Let ME drive!".

[Commodore Crap]

+1 to the IPASS. My EZ-Pass has departed from my windshield as well.

-ryan s.

[SC Cheesehead]

The wife (or g/f) starts pounding you on the shoulder hollering, "stop acting like a stupid kid..." :cool:

[merc]

You know when you Rauder is quick when......you crack the jersey wall and the track manager tells the trauma unit that you exceeded 200 mph.:eek: True story.

[martyo]

It does this:

http://www.legalknevil.com/albums/My-Marauder/Launch.sized.jpg

[merc]

[QUOTE=martyo;996659]It does this:

I need a copy of that picture in large digital format please. Thank you in advance.

[Mike]

Justbob;

I don't understand the #3 option. Would you clarify?


Shart........

a small, unintended defecation that occurs when one relaxes the anal sphincter to fart (blend of "****" and "fart")

[martyo]

[QUOTE=martyo;996659]It does this:

I need a copy of that picture in large digital format please. Thank you in advance.

Let me look for it!

[Bluerauder]

The wife (or g/f) starts pounding you on the shoulder hollering, "stop acting like a stupid kid..." :cool:

Or other some such variants like .....

1. "Was that absolutely necessary?"
2. "Feel better now?"
3. "So what did that prove?"
4. Or simply :rolleyes:

[martyo]

[QUOTE=merc;996664]

Let me look for it!

Sent you two e-mails boss!

[SC Cheesehead]

Or other some such variants like .....

1. "Was that absolutely necessary?"
2. "Feel better now?"
3. "So what did that prove?"
4. Or simply :rolleyes:

I didn't know that Bernie and Terry were sisters... ;) ------> :D

[Blk Mamba]

"Stop-it" The police will catch you, stupid.

[TFB]

When the wife says, I don't have any problem staying with you when driving the Marauder...

http://members.cox.net/turbocoupe50/047.jpg

[Dragcity]

...when the moon roof shade slides half way back at launch
...when you shear a tab off a clutch plate in the differential
...when you lay down 36 feet of rubber and have to get out of it

http://www.mercurymarauder.net/gallery/data/500/medium/Chris_s_Burnout2.jpg (javascript:;)

[RacerX]

You know when you Rauder is quick when......

1. You don't go anywhere off the line until you're halfway through second gear because you have stock wheels... :banana2:

[Bigdogjim]

My fav is when the wife try's to open the door:lol:

[Mr. Man]

Don't know, have yet to ride in a quick Marauder.:rolleyes:

[guspech750]

I don't know. I have a DTR. :)

[SC Cheesehead]

Don't know, have yet to ride in a quick Marauder.:rolleyes:

I can fix that.... :burn:-------> :D

[Mike]

I don't know. I have a DTR. :)

Unless you change colors, you'll probably never know :D :beer:

[RacerX]

I bet Chuck Norris could kick the Red outa it and make it faster! :D

[johnnyrauder]

when 'it' moves

[tbone]

You tell your girlfriend to stop for a second so it don't get bit off.......:rolleyes:

[DeadVic]

You break your wife's hair clip when her head snaps against the headrest. she won't wear one in my car anymore.

[LANDY]

when you smoke a 331 n/a stroker on a stang multiple times and the owner still doesnt believe it.

[MERCMAN]

When your radar detector or GPS ends up on the back deck after a WOT

[Bradley G]

:burnout:
"Might be fun if you're the driver!"

[Ken]

The wife (or g/f) starts pounding you on the shoulder hollering, "stop acting like a stupid kid..." :cool:

Or other some such variants like .....

1. "Was that absolutely necessary?"
2. "Feel better now?"
3. "So what did that prove?"
4. Or simply :rolleyes:I kept tradin' em in till I got an "Oooo baby!"

[Ken]

..........

[Spectragod]

I don't know. I have a DTR. :)


Unless you change colors, you'll probably never know :D :beer:


I bet Chuck Norris could kick the Red outa it and make it faster! :D

That would be awesome, cause mine barley has enough power to get out of it's own way. :depress: :D

[Cheeseheadbob]

I know my Marauder was stupid fast when I can still remember like it was yesterday, having the air punched out of my lungs and my eyes pushed back in my head when launching from a dead dig.... even after not having done it for over 9 months!

[Shermanator]

I don't have a clue.

[WPG_Merc]

I know my Marauder Is fast when I can put the car sideways at a tap of the gas pedal scaring passengers. :D

[babbage]

You know when you Rauder is quick when......

You get pissed that people are driving like morons, stab down and grab first gear about at about 30 and then you are fighting to keep it straight (and in your lane!) on a bone dry road. OOps!

[PonyUP]

When your female passenger gets out of the car, can barely walk because she, well "enjoyed" the ride a little too much

When your traveling down 294 listening to Cowboys from Hell, and do 2 complete 360's on a salt covered road

When your snap your passengers head back making his baseball hat come off

When you get pulled over by a cop, and they just ask what you've done to it and go on their merry way

When someone calls it a glorified taxi, and you walk them and they come up to you crying and apologizing

When you lay 40 yards of tread, followed by a Mustang laying 25 yards of tread, followed by a DTR that didn't even spin the wheels

When other Marauders look at your blower, and drool with envy

When a fellow Marauder owners drives your car for 4 days, and say they hate driving it because every impulse they have is to drop the hammer and not let off until you reach 150mph

that will do it for now

[1 Bad Merc]

-when the wife's nails are digging into your arm when you are trying to shift into 2nd!
-when your wife refuses to even ride in the car.
-when you start the car up in the garage and the neighbor comes over because he thought you had taken the big block out of the boat!

[Vostok]

-The 1-2 shift cracks your friends back (in a good way)

[Seneca]

...when the moon roof shade slides half way back at launch
...when you shear a tab off a clutch plate in the differential
...when you lay down 36 feet of rubber and have to get out of it

http://www.mercurymarauder.net/gallery/data/500/medium/Chris_s_Burnout2.jpg (http://javascript<b></b>:;) + 2 on the moon roof sliding open!! lol.

[Bradley G]

you run out of nerve before you run out of road

[blackhueys]

The guy in the corvette behind you has a look of shock as a 2 ton beast just blew his doors off!

[RacerX]

When you have to put chalk marks on the rims and slicks to see if they still line up after lift off... soon...

[ctrlraven]

I know my Marauder was stupid fast when I can still remember like it was yesterday, having the air punched out of my lungs and my eyes pushed back in my head when launching from a dead dig.... even after not having done it for over 9 months!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZhrsdIAMqI
FZhrsdIAMqI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIN9xWHG48g
IIN9xWHG48g

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbD5HwxPQdQ
EbD5HwxPQdQ

[Motorhead350]

When Corvette owners hate you.