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BLACK SHEEP
01-19-2011, 09:37 PM
:D


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sailsmen
01-19-2011, 09:48 PM
Thank you. I needed to read that.

I went to the track and needed to borrow some tools. A friend said try that guy over there at the trailer. I asked him and he insisted I park my car under his tent while he took his car down the track.

His gorgeous wife handed me tools while she was wearing a bikini top and hot pants. She then insisted I not use my pos tire guage and lent me their precise racing guage for the day and told me to leave my stuff there while I raced.

Later on in the day she served me lemonade while I worked on my car.

I literally pinched myself several times to make sure I wasn't dreaming but then it made me wonder if I had died and gone to heaven.:D

guspech750
01-19-2011, 10:15 PM
That's a great bed time story. I'm going to dream about tools. Thank you and good night.

MOTOWN
01-19-2011, 10:56 PM
wow! he tore her a new one! well said though!

clintons4
01-20-2011, 12:11 PM
That type of woman, my friends is the reason I am now divorced! :D

Mr. Man
01-20-2011, 01:18 PM
Guess I got lucky Ms. D will hand me tools and the next part. Now I need to figure out how to get her to make me a sandwich and bring me a soda and my life will be perfect.:)

MERCMAN
01-20-2011, 03:20 PM
Guess I got lucky Ms. D will hand me tools and the next part. Now I need to figure out how to get her to make me a sandwich and bring me a soda and my life will be perfect.:)

Try a gift certificate to a shoe store!! DO NOT ATTEMPT TO BUY THE SHOES YOURSELF!!!!!

New shoes are worth a good number of sandwiches and sodas!! :up:

kmastl
01-20-2011, 03:29 PM
B**** be trippin

Spectragod
01-20-2011, 03:47 PM
Guess I got lucky Ms. D will hand me tools and the next part. Now I need to figure out how to get her to make me a sandwich and bring me a soda and my life will be perfect.:)

To hell with a sandwich, I'm holding out for being pushed into bed and having my ears screwed off. :D

Shaijack
01-20-2011, 03:53 PM
Billy she is just like your wife. HAHA

Mr. Man
01-20-2011, 04:11 PM
To hell with a sandwich, I'm holding out for being pushed into bed and having my ears screwed off. :D
Much more satisfying if your stomach isn't growling:D

TAKEDOWN
01-20-2011, 04:19 PM
The Mrs. sure doesn't mind doing stuff like that for me... I'm a lucky guy!

breeze
01-20-2011, 04:23 PM
fuuunnnyyyyy!

Leadfoot281
01-20-2011, 04:30 PM
When she refered to the Jeep as a "car", that's when I lost all hope for her.

BTW, proud '96 Jeep XJ owner here. Yeah, it's a Jeep thing.