View Full Version : A little Obama humor.
guspech750
02-08-2011, 07:49 PM
THE QUEEN'S RIDDLE:
Barack Obama met with the Queen of England.
He asked her, "Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give to me?"
"Well," said the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround yourself
with intelligent people."
Obama frowned, and then asked, "But how do I know the people around are really intelligent?"
The Queen took a sip of tea. "Oh, that's easy; you just ask them to
answer an intelligent riddle."
The Queen pushed a button on her intercom. "Please send Tony Blair in
here, would you?"
Tony Blair walked into the room and said, "Yes, Your Majesty?"
The Queen smiled and said, "Answer me this please, Tony, your mother
and father have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?"
 Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answered, "That would be me."
"Yes! Very good," said the Queen.
Obama went back home to ask Joe Biden, his vice presidential choice the same question. "Joe, answer this for me. Your mother and your father have a child. It's not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?"
"I'm not sure," said Biden. "Let me get back to you on that one"
He went to his advisors and asked every one, but none could give him an answer.
Finally, he ran into Sarah Palin out eating one night. Biden asked, "Sarah, can you answer this for me? Your mother and father have a child and it's not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"
Sarah Palin answered right back, "That's easy, it's me!"
Biden smiled, and said, "Thanks!" Then, he went back to speak with Obama.
"Say, I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle. It's Sarah Palin!"
Obama got up, stomped over to Biden, and angrily yelled into his face,
"No! You idiot! It's Tony Blair!"
AND THAT IS PRECISELY WHAT'S GOING ON WITH OUR
FEDERAL GOVERNMENT IN WASHINGTON , D.C.
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Go White Sox
burkem
02-08-2011, 08:25 PM
Haha, that was great. I literally LOL'd
kernie
02-08-2011, 08:46 PM
I think stupid politician jokes are funnier when there is a grain of truth in them. Thats why there are thousands of funny W jokes and no funny Obama is stupid jokes.
Still.
Fosters
02-09-2011, 06:54 AM
No funny Obama is stupid jokes? Hah.
tbone
02-09-2011, 07:11 AM
I think stupid politician jokes are funnier when there is a grain of truth in them. Thats why there are thousands of funny W jokes and no funny Obama is stupid jokes.
Still.
OMG! I've got plenty of Obama is stupid and arrogant jokes.
Don't want to get banned though.
PonyUP
02-09-2011, 07:17 AM
I think stupid politician jokes are funnier when there is a grain of truth in them. Thats why there are thousands of funny W jokes and no funny Obama is stupid jokes.
Still.
I think it's pretty fair to say, that no matter who you are, when you are in the public eye someone out there somewhere will have a stupid joke about you.
You can make a stupid joke about ANY politician, they're all jokes
tbone
02-09-2011, 07:25 AM
I think it's pretty fair to say, that no matter who you are, when you are in the public eye someone out there somewhere will have a stupid joke about you.
You can make a stupid joke about ANY politician, they're all jokes
Riiiiight. The lamestream media does not tell nor allow Obama jokes.:bows:
SC Cheesehead
02-09-2011, 07:27 AM
I think it's pretty fair to say, that no matter who you are, when you are in the public eye someone out there somewhere will have a stupid joke about you.
You can make a stupid joke about ANY politician, they're all jokes
To paraphrase a quote from Animal Farm:
"All politicians are stupid, but some are more stupid than others." ;)
RacerX
02-09-2011, 07:34 AM
Did you hear about the new Obama Meal at Burger King? You order whatever you want and the guy in line behind you pays for it! :banana2:
duhtroll
02-09-2011, 07:54 AM
What I find funny is that all of the "Obama" jokes so far here are rewritten Bush jokes.
Tony Blair hasn't been in office since the Bush era, and the Burger King joke has been around for years.
Did you hear about the new Obama Meal at Burger King? You order whatever you want and the guy in line behind you pays for it! :banana2:
Quick, get behind me, I want a Big Mac. Wait, that not sound good....
SC Cheesehead
02-09-2011, 08:04 AM
What I find funny is that all of the "Obama" jokes so far here are rewritten Bush jokes.
Tony Blair hasn't been in office since the Bush era, and the Burger King joke has been around for years.
Which were re-written Clinton jokes, which were re-written GHW Bush jokes... ;)
Haggis
02-09-2011, 08:05 AM
Quick, get behind me, I want a reach around. Wait, that not sound good....
Fixed it for ya. :D
RacerX
02-09-2011, 08:13 AM
They're all pawns... The aliens are running everything now... Shhhhh...
Kevlar underwear btw CBT! Can't even feel small calibre...:neener:
LIGHTNIN1
02-09-2011, 08:43 AM
riiiiight. The lamestream media does not tell nor allow obama jokes.:bows:
agreed!.....
duhtroll
02-09-2011, 09:32 AM
For the most part I agree, but whoever copied the joke and rewrote it should have changed Tony Blair's name.
Which were re-written Clinton jokes, which were re-written GHW Bush jokes... ;)
SC Cheesehead
02-09-2011, 09:42 AM
For the most part I agree, but whoever copied the joke and rewrote it should have changed Tony Blair's name.
^^^^^^ True, that! ;) ^^^^^^^^^
Fosters
02-09-2011, 11:34 AM
Riiiiight. The lamestream media does not tell nor allow Obama jokes.:bows:
Because those are racist! :o
Haggis
02-09-2011, 11:38 AM
Because those are racist! :o
Why is it racist?
Fosters
02-09-2011, 11:49 AM
Why is it racist?
Because if you disagree with Obama's policies, you're a racist! :lol:
05crownsport
02-09-2011, 11:57 AM
Or when its ok to draw president Bush as a monkey, but not Mr Obama. Same jokes...more sensitive regime. :shake:
tbone
02-09-2011, 12:54 PM
Or when its ok to draw president Bush as a monkey, but not Mr Obama. Same jokes...more sensitive regime. :shake:
They did, drew and said everything in the book about Bush, and it was OK. Bush did nothing. You look at Obama crosseyed and they're getting out the flamethrowers.:flamer:
And Obama sulks.:alone:
tbone
02-09-2011, 01:13 PM
Even if you don’t like cars, this is kind of cool . . ..
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President Truman in the Lincoln made for President Roosevelt
http://us.mg204.mail.yahoo.com/ya/download?mid=1%5f27373%5fAE4Pw 0MAAG2QTVHuFAu1YCPrFL0&pid=4&fid=Inbox&inline=1
President Eisenhower in 1953 El Dorado
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1950 Lincoln with first bubble top - Eisenhower's idea
http://us.mg204.mail.yahoo.com/ya/download?mid=1%5f27373%5fAE4Pw 0MAAG2QTVHuFAu1YCPrFL0&pid=6&fid=Inbox&inline=1
1961 Continental X100 - Kennedy was shot in this vehicle
http://us.mg204.mail.yahoo.com/ya/download?mid=1%5f27373%5fAE4Pw 0MAAG2QTVHuFAu1YCPrFL0&pid=7&fid=Inbox&inline=1
1972 Lincoln - Nixon, Ford, Carter and Reagan
http://us.mg204.mail.yahoo.com/ya/download?mid=1%5f27373%5fAE4Pw 0MAAG2QTVHuFAu1YCPrFL0&pid=8&fid=Inbox&inline=1
1983 Cadillac Reagan
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1989 - Used by President George H. W. Bush
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1993 Cadillac - President Clinton
http://us.mg204.mail.yahoo.com/ya/download?mid=1%5f27373%5fAE4Pw 0MAAG2QTVHuFAu1YCPrFL0&pid=11&fid=Inbox&inline=1
2001 Cadillac DTS - President George W. Bush
http://us.mg204.mail.yahoo.com/ya/download?mid=1%5f27373%5fAE4Pw 0MAAG2QTVHuFAu1YCPrFL0&pid=12&fid=Inbox&inline=1
Guess WHO?
RacerX
02-09-2011, 01:20 PM
Be caredful!!! Those red X's will get senators shot!!!
PonyUP
02-09-2011, 02:14 PM
Or when its ok to draw president Bush as a monkey, but not Mr Obama. Same jokes...more sensitive regime. :shake:
I think we are all getting a little sensitive. Let's not forget the pictures of Obama in Joker Makeup and as Hitler. In Fact W also got cast as Hitler. They are in the public eye, which means idiots will do stupid things with pictures and people will make jokes. It's the price of fame.
Whoever is in the office gets made fun of, that's the way it has been since the invention of television.
SC Cheesehead
02-09-2011, 02:29 PM
I think we are all getting a little sensitive. Let's not forget the pictures of Obama in Joker Makeup and as Hitler. In Fact W also got cast as Hitler. They are in the public eye, which means idiots will do stupid things with pictures and people will make jokes. It's the price of fame.
Whoever is in the office gets made fun of, that's the way it has been since the invention of television.
Pre-dates TV, you ever read any of Mark Twain's stuff on politicians? ;)
PurdueRifleman
02-09-2011, 03:09 PM
Pre-dates TV, you ever read any of Mark Twain's stuff on politicians? ;)
You mean the same guy who required that his biography not be released until 100yrs after his death so that his political enemies would have died? Still have not read it. Mr. Clemons was a master of satire. Any budding satirists would be wise to read "The Lowest Animal."
SC Cheesehead
02-09-2011, 03:27 PM
You mean the same guy who required that his biography not be released until 100yrs after his death so that his political enemies would have died? Still have not read it. Mr. Clemons was a master of satire. Any budding satirists would be wise to read "The Lowest Animal."
+1 to that.
Bigdogjim
02-09-2011, 03:36 PM
Bottom line is IF your in the public eye then you best be ready to take some heat:)
If you don't like then go home shut the door and stay there!
Yes it's that simple.
2,4shofast
02-09-2011, 03:42 PM
Now that is funny!
Let's not forget the pictures of Obama in Joker Makeup
I still do not see what the big deal is with that.
PonyUP
02-09-2011, 06:31 PM
I still do not see what the big deal is with that.
That's kind of my point, it's not a big deal. People will always illustrate the extreme to try and make their point. I just find it funny that somebody posts an Obama joke, then the retort is a Bush Joke, and then it becomes this defensive thing.
It's like a my Dad is better than your Dad, or my brother can beat up your brother. Whether it is W, or Obama that the joke is about, the joke is on us for both of them, they had to get elected somehow. :beer:
Haggis
02-10-2011, 04:09 AM
Because if you disagree with Obama's policies, you're a racist! :lol:
Ok, we agree. :up:
Vortex
02-10-2011, 07:57 AM
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kernie
02-10-2011, 08:13 AM
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Ha Ha, funny stuff!
With a grain of truth!
:beer:
duhtroll
02-10-2011, 08:33 AM
This is disgusting. How dare you post such an inaccurate depiction of Republicans!
They drink Coors, not Dr. Pepper. :P
guspech750
02-10-2011, 08:54 AM
Boy this thread is sooo funny. What's even funnier is that the ones that are portrayed in the jokes are the ones really laughing. Laughing at our sorry ass'. How any one could be offended by a joke of such and such president is a joke by itself. If that "offeneded person has any clue on life. The people who run our lives don't care about our lives. GET OVER IT. :)
Hi Brad.
Hi Casey.
I'm watching Opra right now and playing with dirtied toilet paper.
PonyUP
02-10-2011, 09:22 AM
Boy this thread is sooo funny. What's even funnier is that the ones that are portrayed in the jokes are the ones really laughing. Laughing at our sorry ass'. How any one could be offended by a joke of such and such president is a joke by itself. If that "offeneded person has any clue on life. The people who run our lives don't care about our lives. GET OVER IT. :)
Hi Brad.
Hi Casey.
I'm watching Opra right now and playing with dirtied toilet paper.
Hi Joe, let me know when Dr. Phil is on so I can get in on that wonderful yenta insight
Hi Brad.
Hi Casey.
I'm watching Opra right now and playing with dirtied toilet paper.
I'm trading my Marauder for Dr. Pepper and Beef Jerky!
SC Cheesehead
02-10-2011, 11:01 AM
Stats to ponder:
After the Packers/Bills game, Buffalo released quarterback Trent Edwards.
During the Packers/Eagles game, the Packers injured Philadelphia quarterback Kevin Kolb and they had to play backup Michael Vick.
During playoff game, Packers injured Michael Vick and backup was needed.
After the Packers/Cowboys game, Dallas fired Wade Phillips
After the Packers/Vikings game, Minnesota fired Brad Childress.
Four weeks after losing to the Packers, the 49er's coach Mike Singletary was fired and replaced.
After the Bears Playoff game, Packers injured Cutler and backup Todd Collins forcing them to play 3rd string quarterback- Caleb Hanie.
Is it just me or are the Packers creating more jobs than the Obama administration this year?
guspech750
02-10-2011, 11:07 AM
On a sad note. Sandra Bullock and Ryan Renolds are not together anymore..
On a happy note. ...... Dr. Phill is hung like a horse!!!
SC Cheesehead
02-10-2011, 11:09 AM
On a sad note. Sandra Bullock and Ryan Renolds are not together anymore..
On a happy note. ...... Dr. Phill is hung like a horse!!!
And you know this how?
Stats to ponder:
After the Packers/Bills game, Buffalo released quarterback Trent Edwards.
During the Packers/Eagles game, the Packers injured Philadelphia quarterback Kevin Kolb and they had to play backup Michael Vick.
During playoff game, Packers injured Michael Vick and backup was needed.
After the Packers/Cowboys game, Dallas fired Wade Phillips
After the Packers/Vikings game, Minnesota fired Brad Childress.
Four weeks after losing to the Packers, the 49er's coach Mike Singletary was fired and replaced.
After the Bears Playoff game, Packers injured Cutler and backup Todd Collins forcing them to play 3rd string quarterback- Caleb Hanie.
Is it just me or are the Packers creating more jobs than the Obama administration this year?
Nice! At least The Packers saved the U.S. taxpayers a billion dollars by knocking Da Bears out of the Superbowl chance, cause I'm sure Obama and fam would have went to watch.
guspech750
02-10-2011, 11:12 AM
And you know this how?
I saw it on Obamas favorite web site. hunglikahorse.com
Haggis
02-10-2011, 11:15 AM
I'm trading my Marauder for Dr. Pepper and Beef Jerky!
I'm trading my Marauder for this:
Fosters
02-10-2011, 12:59 PM
I'm trading my Marauder for this:
I've always wanted to get one of them and velcro it to the back of the excursion, in case I run out of gas...
SC Cheesehead
02-10-2011, 02:46 PM
I'm trading my Marauder for this:
Mine's going for this...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLtMh20qIp8&feature=related
SC Cheesehead
02-10-2011, 03:11 PM
R. Lee Emory telling it like it is.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCBBv9LVGmc
Semper Fi.
PonyUP
02-10-2011, 05:31 PM
Nice! At least The Packers saved the U.S. taxpayers a billion dollars by knocking Da Bears out of the Superbowl chance, cause I'm sure Obama and fam would have went to watch.
Thats a good one, the Packers curing the unemployment problem, one team at a time. :lol:
Ofcourse the last play of Brett Favres career will be the Bears sacking him, this makes me a sad Panda :(
I heard that when Obama run for Re-election, he is going to make Biden where a t-shirt with Obama's face on it and this phrase underneath
"So, we cool now?"
Bigdogjim
02-10-2011, 06:23 PM
Hey what is a "packers"....:lol:
SmithWesson
02-10-2011, 07:22 PM
A packer is someone who packs Cheese...And if my memory serves me correct, I think Wisconsin is the only remaining state where its not frowned upon for packing someone else's cheese...
SmithWesson
02-10-2011, 07:25 PM
And...please, before you ask, you don't wanna know why they wear the cheese on their heads...
RacerX
02-10-2011, 08:36 PM
South Park taught my kids that Tom Cruise is a Packer. I'm saving bottle caps. They'll be how you barter. At least that's what my kids are learning from Fallout New Vegas. Is it wrong that my 13yo finished Dead Space 2 (2 DVDs) in two days and his eyes were glazed over like an addicts??? Ohhhh... this country is in sooooo much trouble! Wouldn't it be easier to take over other countries by supplying every household with electricty, an XBox and games??? I digress... :D
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