Paris Hilton gets a $375,000 Lexus LFA for her Born Day [Archive]

CBT

02-17-2011, 07:36 AM

I saw her sex tape, she's not worth a $375,000 car, boyfriend Failed
Yeah sorry about the poor lighting conditions, my bad everybody.

Papillon

02-17-2011, 07:40 AM

She's a ditz... probably won't even know how to drive the damn thing. Paparazzi should get ready for all the coochie shot they'll snap when she gets outta that thing. :shake:

CBT

02-17-2011, 08:06 AM

She's a ditz... probably won't even know how to drive the damn thing. Paparazzi should get ready for all the coochie shot they'll snap when she gets outta that thing. :shake:

Ouch! Tell us how you really feel, lol.

Bluerauder

02-17-2011, 08:08 AM

She's a ditz... probably won't even know how to drive the damn thing. Paparazzi should get ready for all the coochie shot they'll snap when she gets outta that thing. :shake:

:o Oh my !!!!! ;)

Papillon

02-17-2011, 08:19 AM

Ouch! Tell us how you really feel, lol.

:o Oh my !!!!! ;)

Teeeheeeheeeee :D

Egon Spengler

02-17-2011, 08:48 AM

hehehe coochie

Blackened300a

02-17-2011, 08:49 AM

I hate that bi-atch, I hope the next story about her and the car includes a picture of it wrapped around a tree and her wearing the steering wheel as a necklace.

CBT

02-17-2011, 08:59 AM

I hate that bi-atch, I hope the next story about her and the car includes a picture of it wrapped around a tree and her wearing the steering wheel as a necklace.

Maybe she will hit the tour bus carrying the cast of Jersey Shore and no one survives.

Blackened300a

02-17-2011, 09:03 AM

Maybe she will hit the tour bus carrying the cast of Jersey Shore and no one survives.

Followed by Kim Kardashian slamming into the back of the wreckage and bursting into flames.

Papillon

02-17-2011, 09:07 AM

Maybe she will hit the tour bus carrying the cast of Jersey Shore and no one survives.

Followed by Kim Kardashian slamming into the back of the wreckage and bursting into flames.

Boo! And DOUBLE BOO! I love them! :D

P.H. on the other hand is freakin annoying.

Blackened300a

02-17-2011, 09:10 AM

P.H. on the other hand is freakin annoying.

Hey how am I annoying! :D

JBeezy

02-17-2011, 09:17 AM

Lol. Some nice beaver shots would be good. Never had any problems with those.

CBT

02-17-2011, 09:18 AM

....and on that note, IBTL!

Bluerauder

02-17-2011, 09:19 AM

Lol. Some nice beaver shots would be good. Never had any problems with those.

I heard that they were gone have a beaver commercial during the Super Bowl. Boy, was I disappointed. :o

Papillon

02-17-2011, 09:21 AM

Hey how am I annoying! :D

THAT TOO! Lolol

Blackened300a

02-17-2011, 09:32 AM

....and on that note, IBTL!

Why IBTL?? This is probably the most heterosexual thread in a long time.

CBT

02-17-2011, 09:36 AM

Why IBTL?? This is probably the most heterosexual thread in a long time.

Beaver shot, lol

http://images.nationalgeographic.com/wpf/media-live/photos/000/004/cache/beaver_457_600x450.jpg

Papillon

02-17-2011, 09:38 AM

Shoulda thought twice before posting my comment - I forgot the cast of characters I'm dealing with :rolleyes:

:lol:

TFB

02-17-2011, 09:41 AM

I saw her sex tape, she's not worth a $375,000 car, boyfriend Failed

Yeah sorry about the poor lighting conditions, my bad everybody.
Gawd, I was laughing already and when I got to Case's post, 'bout fell out of my chair...

Beaver shot, lol

Thought those furry critters were on the endangered species list???

PonyUP

02-17-2011, 11:32 AM

Followed by Kim Kardashian slamming into the back of the wreckage and bursting into flames.

And it catches Oprah's limo on fire and Dr Phil has a heart attack when he hears, and Ryan Seacrest becomes so depressed about it he commits suicide, which ends American Idol, so we never have to be subjected to all the uh hum "winners" again

guspech750

02-17-2011, 12:01 PM

Ahhh. This thread is funny. Should keep it going like the three word story thread.

Sent from my iPhone
Go White Sox

Bluerauder

02-17-2011, 04:55 PM

She's a ditz... probably won't even know how to drive the damn thing. Paparazzi should get ready for all the coochie shot they'll snap when she gets outta that thing. :shake:

This thread should be a big help to all the newbies on the site. ;)

I did a search on "coochie" and this is the one and only thread that has the term in it.

It doesn't work that way for tires, superchargers, tunes, gears, or 300A/300B questions.

However, if you are searching for "coochie" .... THIS is THE PLACE. :rofl:

9 years and 954,274 posts and Papillon finds a word that we haven't used yet. Congratulations !!! At least not in any post that hasn't been locked and closed and cast into oblivion.

:congrats:

Big Black Beast

02-17-2011, 05:25 PM

How come no one gives me $375,000!?!
Somebody please give me $375,000!!!
I both deserve and need it more than Paris Hilton!
I am anxiously awaiting my donation.

PonyUP

02-17-2011, 06:06 PM

How come no one gives me $375,000!?!
Somebody please give me $375,000!!!
I both deserve and need it more than Paris Hilton!
I am anxiously awaiting my donation.

Do you ahve a coochie? That's apparently the key :lol:

Joe Walsh

02-17-2011, 07:55 PM

I'm glad that she didn't get a real car....

It would be aggravating to read how she banged up a Bentley/Ferrari/Lambo!

Now...I can look forward to reading how she got banged up in a $400K $h*tbox Toyota.

Here's to a stuck accelerator pedal in that turd LFA!...:beer:

Papillon

02-17-2011, 07:56 PM

This thread should be a big help to all the newbies on the site. ;)

I did a search on "coochie" and this is the one and only thread that has the term in it.

It doesn't work that way for tires, superchargers, tunes, gears, or 300A/300B questions.

However, if you are searching for "coochie" .... THIS is THE PLACE. :rofl:

9 years and 954,274 posts and Papillon finds a word that we haven't used yet. Congratulations !!! At least not in any post that hasn't been locked and closed and cast into oblivion.

:congrats:

:lol: Thanks.... I think. Really though?!?!!! I was the first to use that word?!! You boys need to expand your vocabulary, Lolol

Then again, I'm not sure how I feel being associated with that word....:alone:

knine

02-17-2011, 07:57 PM

She's an idiot and a moron. She can rot in Hello as far as I care....and I don't.

Joe Walsh

02-17-2011, 07:59 PM

This thread should be a big help to all the newbies on the site. ;)

I did a search on "coochie" and this is the one and only thread that has the term in it.

It doesn't work that way for tires, superchargers, tunes, gears, or 300A/300B questions.

However, if you are searching for "coochie" .... THIS is THE PLACE. :rofl:

9 years and 954,274 posts and Papillon finds a word that we haven't used yet. Congratulations !!!
At least not in any post that hasn't been locked and closed and cast into oblivion.

Those would be most of my posts (& threads!) Charlie....:o

Joe Walsh

02-17-2011, 08:00 PM

She's an idiot and a moron. She can rot in Hello as far as I care....and I don't.

She would get along well with Bill Clinton....as they are both great orators.

Mr. Man

02-17-2011, 08:06 PM

:lol: Thanks.... I think. Really though?!?!!! I was the first to use that word?!! You boys need to expand your vocabulary, Lolol

Then again, I'm not sure how I feel being associated with that word....:alone:

You haven't been here long enough to realise Charlie is secretly looking for someone to define what "coochie" means:D

hakisaki

02-17-2011, 08:13 PM

it's still a nice car!!

youngrauderlvr

02-17-2011, 08:13 PM

You haven't been here long enough to realise Charlie is secretly looking for someone to define what "coochie" means:D
same as beaver or monkey.....lmao or any other mammal with an interesting/slightly funny sounding name.

youngrauderlvr

02-17-2011, 08:14 PM

LMAO if you have a giraffe it is time to see a doc!

knine

02-17-2011, 08:15 PM

it's still a nice car!!
...and she's still a blooming idiot.

Mr. Man

02-17-2011, 10:48 PM

She would get along well with Bill Clinton....as they are both great orators.

I see Marianne has you reading the Dictionary again;)

Joe Walsh

02-18-2011, 08:05 AM

I see Marianne has you reading the Urban Dictionary again;)

There....fixed it for ya!

massacre

02-18-2011, 08:16 AM

I can't believe Toyota even makes a production car that costs $375K

Joe Walsh

02-18-2011, 08:31 AM

I can't believe Toyota even makes a production car that costs $375K

I can't believe that anyone would BUY a $375,000 Toyota!

SHERIFF

02-18-2011, 08:39 AM

Hers is yellow. I sorta like it. :banana:

http://i.usatoday.net/communitymanager/_photos/drive-on/2011/02/16/lfax-large.jpg

PonyUP

02-18-2011, 08:39 AM

She would get along well with Bill Clinton....as they are both great orators.

Judging by her internet video, ummm she's not that great an orator :lol:

GAMike

02-18-2011, 08:47 AM

My guess is Toyota worked out some kind of a an "exposure" deal. Doubt she or her boyfriend purchased the car......... Kind of like how the Bentley Continental sales increased a few years ago, after she paraded around in a pink one. Never see her in pictures with that car today.... BMW a few years ago loaned Hydrogen sumthin 7 Series to a bunch of Hollywood celebs to promote that project....... Exposure to get passed all of Toyota's quality woes of the past few years.... Wonder if the carpet will catch the gas pedal on this...Ah never mind.

As always with these people, its "on to the next"
:burnout:

PonyUP

02-18-2011, 08:48 AM

As always with these people, its "on to the next"
:burnout:

That's what Paris said!!!

Joe Walsh

02-18-2011, 08:49 AM

Judging by her internet video, ummm she's not that great an orator :lol:

:eek:......True!
She is a spoiled little beatch who has never done anything in her life.
But....Hey....I'll give her partial credit for trying.

Joe Walsh

02-18-2011, 08:54 AM

My guess is Toyota worked out some kind of a an "exposure" deal. Doubt she or her boyfriend purchased the car......... Kind of like how the Bentley Continental sales increased a few years ago, after she paraded around in a pink one. Never see her in pictures with that car today....

I guess that Gillette worked out some kind of "exposure" deal with her for baring her coochie on many occasions!
http://www.gillettevenus.com/en_US/

Blackened300a

02-18-2011, 08:59 AM

I guess that Gillette worked out some kind of "exposure" deal with her for baring her coochie on many occasions!
http://www.gillettevenus.com/en_US/

Maybe Smith and Wesson could lend her one of their products to use on herself for just one occasion. ;)

Joe Walsh

02-18-2011, 09:02 AM

Maybe Smith and Wesson could lend her one of their products to use on herself for just one occasion. ;)

S&W could ask her to turn her head into a 'wind instrument'.....

:hmmm:........actually, I think that she already has this condition.

PonyUP

02-18-2011, 09:15 AM

:eek:......True!
She is a spoiled little beatch who has never done anything in her life.
But....Hey....I'll give her partial credit for trying.

Well let's face it, receiving oration is a lot like pizza, even when it's bad, it's still pretty good. I would rather be receiving oration from Paris Hilton, then driving her car

Joe Walsh

02-18-2011, 09:26 AM

Well let's face it, receiving oration is a lot like pizza, even when it's bad, it's still pretty good. I would rather be receiving oration from Paris Hilton, then driving her car

Your right!

I bet the LAF....errr....LFA Toyota is an automatic, because she isn't well versed in 'handling a stick'.....:shake:

JBeezy

02-18-2011, 10:08 AM

Pic

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b208/impalasscars/6cacdbaf.jpg

Blackened300a

02-18-2011, 10:11 AM

Well let's face it, receiving oration is a lot like pizza, even when it's bad, it's still pretty good.

Really? Pizza don't leave teeth marks or have you grabbing the side of the bed cause it focuses a sensitive part of your body for what seems like a hour. Also bad pizza don't get pissed off when you tell it that it sucks and has to leave or take it personal when you don't finish it. It also don't expect a phone call the next day or tell its pizza friends about the experience.

PonyUP

02-18-2011, 11:27 AM

Your right!

I bet the LAF....errr....LFA Toyota is an automatic, because she isn't well versed in 'handling a stick'.....:shake:

not to mention she doesn't know how to get an engine running, and her transmission has been flushed so many times that she will shift gears on you in a heartbeat

Mr. Man

02-18-2011, 11:27 AM

Really? Pizza don't leave teeth marks or have you grabbing the side of the bed cause it focuses a sensitive part of your body for what seems like a hour. Also bad pizza don't get pissed off when you tell it that it sucks and has to leave or take it personal when you don't finish it. It also don't expect a phone call the next day or tell its pizza friends about the experience.
I disagree Paul. I think that Indiana pizza was trying to tell us something:D

PonyUP

02-18-2011, 11:28 AM

Really? Pizza don't leave teeth marks or have you grabbing the side of the bed cause it focuses a sensitive part of your body for what seems like a hour. Also bad pizza don't get pissed off when you tell it that it sucks and has to leave or take it personal when you don't finish it. It also don't expect a phone call the next day or tell its pizza friends about the experience.

Valid points, but as long as they don't bite, I would still rather get oration.

GAMike

02-18-2011, 12:11 PM

Sounds like some Toyota's of recent memory:P

not to mention she doesn't know how to get an engine running, and her transmission has been flushed so many times that she will shift gears on you in a heartbeat

Joe Walsh

02-18-2011, 01:59 PM

not to mention she doesn't know how to get an engine running, and her transmission has been flushed so many times that she will shift gears on you in a heartbeat

you forgot about the noisy rearend that leaks fluids....:eek:

PonyUP

02-18-2011, 02:07 PM

you forgot about the noisy rearend that leaks fluids....:eek:
Ewwww, and now I am no longer willing to giver her my dictation :puke:

Big Black Beast

02-18-2011, 05:00 PM

Do you ahve a coochie? That's apparently the key :lol:

LOL, no, and I deserve that more than her too!:D

jerrym3

02-18-2011, 07:51 PM

Joe Walsh

02-18-2011, 07:54 PM

OK, let me see a show of hands.

Excluding family (wife/kids), how many would rather live 1) the life of a rich, jet setting, spoiled brat with money to burn and not a care in the world, or 2) your present life?

I vote #1.

#1...yes.

I'm not going to argue with your premise...
BUT...if I were a spoiled, filthy rich brat....I would hope that I was not dumb enough to buy a $400K Toyota!

I would flaunt my stupid richness with a custom twin turbo FORD GT for $200K that would walk that POS Lexus LAF like a POS Camry!!!

You can defend being born rich,
you can defend being a spoiled brat,
but YOU CANNOT defend spending $400K on a Toyota!!!!

Mr. Man

02-18-2011, 10:52 PM

#1...yes.

I'm not going to argue with your premise...
BUT...if I were a spoiled, filthy rich brat....I would hope that I was not dumb enough to buy a $400K Toyota!

I would flaunt my stupid richness with a custom twin turbo FORD GT for $200K that would walk that POS Lexus LAF like a POS Camry!!!

You can defend being born rich,
you can defend being a spoiled brat,
but YOU CANNOT defend spending $400K on a Toyota!!!!
But Joe Walsh how can we all explain that we all spent 30K on 1978 Ford Crown Victoria's?:D:cool4:

Joe Walsh

02-19-2011, 04:28 PM

But Joe Walsh how can we all explain that we all spent 30K on 1978 Ford Crown Victoria's?:D:cool4:

Huh?
Not even close....I spent $900 on a 1989 Ford Crown Vic.

(BTW: Rich Long, Thanks again for the 'heads up' on that CV!)

http://i984.photobucket.com/albums/ae326/JoeJWalsh/IMG_0746.jpg

http://i984.photobucket.com/albums/ae326/JoeJWalsh/IMG_0747.jpg

BTW: Paris would love the comfy crushed red velour back seat in the CV!

http://i984.photobucket.com/albums/ae326/JoeJWalsh/IMG_0743.jpg

LANDY

02-19-2011, 04:31 PM

Huh?
Not even close....I spent $900 on a 1989 Ford Crown Vic.

(BTW: Rich Long, Thanks again for the 'heads up' on that CV!)

http://i984.photobucket.com/albums/ae326/JoeJWalsh/IMG_0746.jpg

http://i984.photobucket.com/albums/ae326/JoeJWalsh/IMG_0747.jpg

BTW: Paris would love the comfy crushed red velour back seat in the CV!

http://i984.photobucket.com/albums/ae326/JoeJWalsh/IMG_0743.jpg that's a very clean cv, I would daily drive that car with pride.

Mr. Man

02-19-2011, 06:36 PM

Joe Walsh I think you missed my attempt at sarcasm.

So I see 3 cars outside the Walsh homestead, anything in the garage with the Cobra?

Bluerauder

02-20-2011, 05:32 AM

Joe Walsh I think you missed my attempt at sarcasm.

So I see 3 cars outside the Walsh homestead, anything in the garage with the Cobra?

I think that the Cobra sleeps at his brother's house unless the "custody" agreement has changed.