"Happier than ...

[Blk Mamba]

.. a puppy with two tails", just heard that on the radio this morning, never heard it before. A friend of mine described a good day fishing like, "had to hide in the boat to bait my hook", are there others you find amusing?

[Krytin]

Happier than a pig in sh..!

[Spectragod]

Happier than a poodle eating catshit.

[Windsor58]

Slicker than otter snot...

[MMBLUE]

Sweating like a F@_ eating a hot dog.

[MMBLUE]

In before the lock.

[CBT]

Happier than a DTR owning white sox fan with a bag full of butt plugs.

[Blk Mamba]

IBTL, now that's funny I don't care who you are.

[CBT]

IBTL, now that's funny I don't care who you are.

I pm'd Joe so he can read it and respond, muhahahahaaaa.....

[massacre]

Busier than a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest?

or

Busier that a cat trying to cover up "scat" on a marble floor

Sweating like a "insert derogatory descriptive word of your choice" trying to read.
^^^^^ personally I like "yankees fan".

I do like the puppy with 2 tails one, haven't heard that one either....

[MERCMAN]

more excuses than a pregnant quadraplegic

dumber than a sack of hammers

more colors than Walt Disney's puke

busier than a set of jumper cables at a (insert group here)'s funeral

[soultosoul13]

stickier than a morals charge.

[ImpalaSlayer]

tighter then a crabs ass

[dakslim]

Hornier than a two peckered Billy Goat!

[Juice]

Sweating like a whore in a church.

Happier than a pedophile in a preschool.

Happier than a tornado in a trailer park.

[MERCMAN]

Confused as a baby in a topless bar

He had a look on his face like a rat eating crap off a wire brush

He’ s so ugly. When he was a baby, his mom carried him upside down for a year thinking he only had one eye

[CBT]

Confused as a baby in a topless bar


LMAO! I'm stealing that one, it describes half the people that work here.

[rayjay]

Dumber than a box of rocks.

The old grey ho just ain't what she used to be...

More worthless than a deef and dumb guard dog.

Oh boy, IBTL...

[rayjay]

LMAO! I'm stealing that one, it describes half the people that work here.

That is a good one! :up::rofl:

[RacerX]

Nice! Sharp as a basketball. Softer than a sneaker full of schit.

[CWright]

IBTL

Hotter than two pigs making love in a wool blanket!

Colder than a witches tity in a brass bra doing push ups in the snow.

[ImpalaSlayer]

IBTL

Hotter than two pigs making love in a wool blanket!

Colder than a witches tity doing push ups in the snow.

colder then a witches tit in a brass bra

[CWright]

colder then a witches tit in a brass bra


Thanks for the correction! :o Fixed it! That's what I get for multi tasking!

[ImpalaSlayer]

wasnt trying to correct you, just telling how ive herd it

[massacre]

As useless as tits on a bull

[Motorhead350]

Happy as a little girl *pulls shirt out near chest area.

[CBT]

IBTL

Hotter than two pigs making love in a wool blanket!

Colder than a witches tity in a brass bra doing push ups in the snow.

I worked a couple of summers for a farmer named Frank that used to say: It's hotter'n 2 foxes a-****ing in a burlap sack.

[Black Dynamite]

Hotter than a freshly f_____ fox in a forest fire.

Colder than a well diggers ass in January

Colder than a brass toilet seat in the Klondike.

[guspech750]

Happier than a DBPowning Cubs fan with a bag full of USED rubbers & DIRTY butt plugs on his way home from the Manhole.

Fixed it for ya bro!! :)


Sent from my iPhone
Go White Sox

[MMBLUE]

As wrong as two left feet.

As wrong as two boys effin

Works as well as screen doors on a submarine.

Tighter than a bulls a$$.

oh yeah, thats as dumb as asking the question" Does howdy doody have wooden balls?"

Is a frogs a$$ water tight?

Oh yeah, it would work just like if, your Grandmother had balls she'd be your Grandfather.

And instead of saying have a nice day " May the flees of 1,000 camels infest your arm pits.

[MERCMAN]

http://www.thataintnormal.com/?page_id=48

[CWright]

wasnt trying to correct you, just telling how ive herd it

I knew you weren't. No worries. :beer: I knew something was missing as I hit submit.


I worked a couple of summers for a farmer named Frank that used to say: It's hotter'n 2 foxes a-****ing in a burlap sack.

I've heard that way too. That's what I told my wife last night!:D

[CBT]

I knew you weren't. No worries. :beer: I knew something was missing as I hit submit.



I've heard that way too. That's what I told my wife last night!:D

Lol, nice! Frank was about 80 but you wouldn't know it. I almost killed him 3 times on accident and he still hired me each summer. He would put an A in front of some words like I mentioned above. We were sinking cedar fence posts in holes we had augered a few days earlier and I was reaching down and scooping out frogs and toads if I saw one down there in the shallow water that had seeped in. Frank says "What'r you a-doin?" I said "Getting the frogs out of the hole." He said "I ain't a-payin' you to be a-rescuein' frogs, I'm a-payin' you to do this:" and slammed a post down in there. :rolleyes:

[CWright]

Lol, nice! Frank was about 80 but you wouldn't know it. I almost killed him 3 times on accident and he still hired me each summer. He would put an A in front of some words like I mentioned above. We were sinking cedar fence posts in holes we had augered a few days earlier and I was reaching down and scooping out frogs and toads if I saw one down there in the shallow water that had seeped in. Frank says "What'r you a-doin?" I said "Getting the frogs out of the hole." He said "I ain't a-payin' you to be a-rescuein' frogs, I'm a-payin' you to do this:" and slammed a post down in there. :rolleyes:


Actually sounds like my grand dad. Funny thing is he's the one who told me about the two pigs in a wool blanket! The next thing he would have said about not hitting the hole is "I guess if I put some hair around it might hit it" First time I heard this I was speechless. :lol:

[Pat]

Who lives in the Anderson Area of South Carolina? That's easy, Blk Mamba does.

[massacre]

I approve of this thread

[WI Fordguy]

Gayer than 3 dogs f***ing.

Just what I've heard....

[CBT]

Gayer than 3 dogs f***ing.

Just what I've heard....

lol, i don't know why, but that made me bust out laughing

[WI Fordguy]

Same thing when I first heard it. Mechanic I worked with was describing a riced out mazda. I think the mental image is what does it

[CBT]

Same thing when I first heard it. Mechanic I worked with was describing a riced out mazda. I think the mental image is what does it
That's even funnier! From now on, that is how I will describe ricermobiles. :flamer:

[Paul T. Casey]

My Engineer at work has the attention span of a hummingbird in a greenhouse.

[TiTo35]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgzdkTkT-3E