Hot topics on other car forums

[TripleTransAm]

Mercedes forum
-My wife is divorcing me and trying to take the house. How do I kill her and keep my Doctor's license?

Bentley Forums
- I used the ash tray today How do I replace it?

Camaro/Firebird Forums
- My girl slept with my brother and my wife. How can I kill em? I have a record and I ain't going back.

Mustang forums
-Some punk kid in a civic tried to race me.

Monte Carlo forums
-Why do I keep getting pulled over, it aint stolen yo.

Civic forums (quite a few here)
-Some punk kid in a Mustang tried to race me
-Just added some more decals (5hp gain)
-whose tailpipe is bigger (post pics)
-I want some Altezza'a
-Car actually took off today. Thanks to my new wing.

VW Bug forum
- Save the Earth concert was a success (pics)

Yugo Forum (couple here)
- How to turn your Yugo into a children's gym (DIY+pics)
- Where the best place to start a fire in this thing?

Lamborghini forum
-Wind noise around 210MPH

SUV forum
- Are the Gas prices going down any time soon?

Lexus forums
- Remember that car company that made the Legend? What happened to them?

Pontiac Fiero forum
- Just bought a new flame retardent suit (pics)

Legend forum
- eye candy (pics)

BMW 745 -750 forum
- How do I get a coffee stain out of my carpet?

Cadillac forum
- How do I get Yak out of my fur seats?

Buick Forum
- Is Medicare and Medicaid right for me?
- Booster seat- OEM?

Delorean forum
- Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help. I'm from 1985

Crown Victoria forum
- How come people don't ever pass me on the highway?

Honda Accord forum
- Mom is giving me the car. Does anyone have any altezza's for sale?

Toyota Echo forum
- Do our cars use AAA or AA batteries?

Ferrari forums
- Just bought a boat. Need suggestions about a quick round business trip to Columbia + should I bring the biatch along for the ride?

Porsche forums
- Tire just went flat. How do I trade in the car?

Saturn forums
- (In for sale/wanted) Roman candle landed on my fender. Melted and need to replace.

Bugati
- Wife (now ex-wife) got in car with shoes on. How to remove blood stains out of carpet?

Jaguar
- Patterns on the burlwood dash + cocaine is causing nausea. Is the carbon fiber dash kit groupbuy still on?

Mini
- Just flipped the cooper after seeing The Italian Job. Suing the movie company. (pics)

dodge viper forum
-Do we really need all this motor?

McLarean F1 forum
-Some punk kid in a Stealth Fighter tried to race me.

Hummer forum
-Had a fender bender today 24 hurt, 10 killed. Is black touchup paint available through the dealer?

Fiat forum
(first ever post)
-Hello? Am I the only member?
(Last ever post)
-Hello? Am I still the only member?

Mitsubishi forum
-How to remove training wheels (DIY)

Nissan (Silvias) forums
- Just finished my USDM 240 conversion! (Pics)

Subaru WRX forum
- Got pulled over for drifting in New York City. I hate cops

Supra forum
(For sale/wanted)- 2 turbos isn't enough. I need Nawwws

[MM03MOK]

Got some free time today, /Steve?

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[Ladyhawke]

:lol:

[Haggis]

That's a good one Steve. http://smilies.sofrayt.com/1/c0/cutelaugh.gif

[SHERIFF]

Originally posted by TripleTransAm


Crown Victoria forum
- How come people don't ever pass me on the highway?





a/k/a, "They Think I Am A Cop" :)

Somebody asked me this morning why I don't participate there. I think you just answered it best. :)

[Dr Caleb]

Originally posted by TripleTransAm

Camaro/Firebird Forums
- My girl slept with my brother and my wife. How can I kill em? I have a record and I ain't going back.


Strangely enough, a friend of mine who drives a Dodge truck walked in on his girlfriend and sister. Talk about conflicted.

and one more for your list:

Daewoo Forums:
- Hey buddy, can you spare a nickle?

Have a good Christmas bud!

[Hemlock]

REALLY FUNNY !!

[Dr Caleb]

Originally posted by Dr Caleb
Strangely enough, a friend of mine who drives a Dodge truck walked in on his girlfriend and sister. Talk about conflicted.

and one more for your list:

Daewoo Forums:
- Hey buddy, can you spare a nickle?

Have a good Christmas bud!

Forgot to mention too, his sister is only half sister, is incredibly hot and has an identical twin.

[jaywish]

How can you respond to that except maybe..

Lets have the next meet in Alberta!


Plus those jokes are killer I LOL.

[bigslim]

Just having some laughs Rider. Please don't take it personal. By the way Steve, nice list.

[O's Fan Rich]

Originally posted by Dr Caleb
Forgot to mention too, his sister is only half sister, is incredibly hot and has an identical twin.
Doc, this post is absolutely usless........................ ...............



without pictures!!!!:D :D :D

[Donny Carlson]

Originally posted by Dr Caleb

Daewoo Forums:
- Hey buddy, can you spare a nickle?[/B]

I once got a "pre approved auto financing" come on from
Capital One that said, in the fine print, that the offer did
not apply to discontinued models or Daewoo cars. :P

[teamrope]

Mercedes Forum:
Some jerk didn't realize my car has the right of way built in from the factory.

[jgc61sr2002]

Steve - Very funny.:D I think you have too much time on your hands. He He.

[RCSignals]

Originally posted by Dr Caleb
Strangely enough, a friend of mine who drives a Dodge truck walked in on his girlfriend and sister.

And.....?

[RCSignals]

Originally posted by Dr Caleb
Forgot to mention too, his sister is only half sister, is incredibly hot and has an identical twin.

again...And.....?

you just keep leaving us hanging here!

[BillyGman]

"How to turn your Yugo into a children's gym" that's my favorite:P

[TripleTransAm]

Again, I gotta remind y'all... I do not write these things, I'm merely the messenger for what I think you folks might find somewhat funny. ;) And again I remind some... it's just a joke list. Do NOT take it personally (heck, look at what was written about the F-body forums, and once my sister and wife got out of the bedroom and came to see the list, they were not offended in the least...)

Teamrope: killer addition for the Mercedes entry! You are SO on the money with that one! ;) :up:

[Logan]

I cleaned up this thread to keep it in line with the spirit in which it was posted.