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SHERIFF
12-28-2003, 08:57 AM
The typical auto forum kid...... and his version of truth in advertising! :)


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July 2, 2003

Car was starved for oil today. Discovered it is low and seems to be burning a quart every 500 miles.

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August 3, 2003

Couldn't get car started this morning. Towed into the Ford dealer and replaced some module and starter.

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September 18, 2003

Hit a curb last night and had to replace front left wheel. I don't think it did any other damage. But, it pulls to the right terribly now! Damn!

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October 1, 2003

A moron t-boned me this morning. The frame is slightly bent. But I am going to have it repaired anyway, a friend says he can make it right again.

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October 23, 2003

Took my car to the drag strip tonight, they close for the winter after this weekend. Out of fourteen runs best time was 14.3 seconds at 89.13 mph.

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November 12, 2003

Transmission seems to be slipping. Anybody have any quick fix suggestions? Any additives I can pour in?

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December 22, 2003

My 1997 Crown Victoria is for sale. Oil changed every 2,500 miles. Never raced or abused. No bondo, never wrecked. Have had very few problems with this car. Engine and transmission very strong! Need to sell quick, I am buying another car this week!