Oohra!

[SC Cheesehead]

Shoplifter injured in Augusta, Ga.

Orville Smith, a store manager for Best Buy in Augusta, Georgia, told police he observed a male customer, later identified as Tyrone Jackson of Augusta, on surveillance cameras putting a laptop computer under his jacket. When confronted the man became irate, knocked down an employee, drew a knife and ran for the door.

Outside on the sidewalk were four Marines collecting toys for the "Toys for Tots" program. Smith said the Marines stopped the man, but he stabbed one of the Marines, Cpl. Phillip Duggan, in the back; the injury did not appear to be severe.

After Police and an ambulance arrived at the scene Cpl. Duggan was transported for treatment.

The subject was also transported to the local hospital with two broken arms, a broken ankle, a broken leg, several missing teeth, possible broken ribs, multiple contusions, assorted lacerations, a broken nose and a broken jaw; injuries he sustained when he slipped and fell off of the curb after stabbing the Marine.



Now that was a well written Police report.

[SILVERSURFER03]

WOW that makes for a really bad day ... as rex said oohra

[MOTOWN]

i like the way that story ends, i would given him a semper phi massage as well!

[Bigdogjim]

How DUMB can you be to pick on not 1 but 4 Marines? Nice story:up:

[AConvertedChevy]

oh man, if Tyrone wasn't an Army fan before, he is now!! :lol:

[SC Cheesehead]

oh man, if Tyrone wasn't an Army fan before, he is now!! :lol:

Har, har! For sure!

In the words or Harry Callihan, "A man has got to know his limitations."

[MOTOWN]

tyrone may be a quadraplegic sipping some lunch thru a straw!

[Egon Spengler]

That made me crack up! He is very clumsy to have tripped on the curb... :smile:

[LIGHTNIN1]

Tyrone says he is gonna become a man of the cloth and leave a life of crime behind.:bigcry:

[PonyUP]

I hear Tyrone is now running for office because he had a military experience

[TAKEDOWN]

Big mistake on his part... They're fit to fight!

[Haggis]

A whole new meaning to being "kicked to the curb." :lol:

[SC Cheesehead]

:laugh: Jocularity! vvvvvv



I hear Tyrone is now running for office because he had a military experience

[tbone]

That really made my day. Thanks!

[jstevens]

What an idiot. That is some funny stuff. I love the falling off the curb part.

I can picture it now.
Officer: What happened to him?
Marines: We're not sure, he tripped.
Officer: Very well, carry on.

[Mr. Man]

I wonder what Tyrone will spend his multiple-millions on after slipping on Best Buys faulty curb:shake:

[PonyUP]

I wonder what Tyrone will spend his multiple-millions on after slipping on Best Buys faulty curb:shake:

That's easy, the marines will get him to donate it to them:D

[knine]

The subject was also transported to the local hospital with two broken arms, a broken ankle, a broken leg, several missing teeth, possible broken ribs, multiple contusions, assorted lacerations, a broken nose and a broken jaw; injuries he sustained when he slipped and fell off of the curb after stabbing the Marine.



Now that was a well written Police report.
:lol: Reminds me of the old joke "How many cops does it take to throw a perp down the stairs? NONE, he fell"

[MM2004]

:lol: Reminds me of the old joke "How many cops does it take to throw a perp down the stairs? NONE, he fell"

Excellent!

:lol:

Mike.

[Mr. Man]

That's easy, the marines will get him to donate it to them:D
If only our system were that uncomplicated

[mike P71]

That's the best I've heard all day Tyrone surely f....d up.

[LIGHTNIN1]

I hear Tyrone is now running for office because he had a military experience

I would also say he was lacking in combat readiness.

[DOOM]

Makes you proud to be an American! :flag:

[SC Cheesehead]

Makes you proud to be an American! :flag:


Yup.

USMC, Kicking ass and taking names since 1775. :2thumbs:

[Taemian]

Leatherneck justice. Served daily!

[CBT]

Each year this story comes out, more injuries are added.

[SC Cheesehead]

Each year this story comes out, more injuries are added.


Really?

Shoot, you'd think Tyrone would learn after a couple good azz whoopins... :dunno:

[fastblackmerc]

Shoplifter injured in Augusta, Ga.

Orville Smith, a store manager for Best Buy in Augusta, Georgia, told police he observed a male customer, later identified as Tyrone Jackson of Augusta, on surveillance cameras putting a laptop computer under his jacket. When confronted the man became irate, knocked down an employee, drew a knife and ran for the door.

Outside on the sidewalk were four Marines collecting toys for the "Toys for Tots" program. Smith said the Marines stopped the man, but he stabbed one of the Marines, Cpl. Phillip Duggan, in the back; the injury did not appear to be severe.

After Police and an ambulance arrived at the scene Cpl. Duggan was transported for treatment.

The subject was also transported to the local hospital with two broken arms, a broken ankle, a broken leg, several missing teeth, possible broken ribs, multiple contusions, assorted lacerations, a broken nose and a broken jaw; injuries he sustained when he slipped and fell off of the curb after stabbing the Marine.



Now that was a well written Police report.

This story is a mixture of true & false information.

Found this on www.snopes.com:

http://www.snopes.com/politics/military/stabbedmarine.asp

[SC Cheesehead]

This story is a mixture of true & false information.

Found this on www.snopes.com: (http://www.snopes.com:)

http://www.snopes.com/politics/military/stabbedmarine.asp

Gotcha.

Still like the original version better. Semper fi... ;)

[dakslim]

This story is a mixture of true & false information.

Found this on www.snopes.com: (http://www.snopes.com:)

http://www.snopes.com/politics/military/stabbedmarine.asp

Kiljoy!!!!!

[fastblackmerc]

Kiljoy!!!!!

It really happened, just not all the injuries.

[dakslim]

It really happened, just not all the injuries.

I know, it sounded a tad over the top when I first heard of it.:P

[SC Cheesehead]

I know, it sounded a tad over the top when I first heard of it.:P

Yeah, I know what you mean. When's the last time a civilian's been able to pull a knife on a jarhead and actually stab him?

[Kodimar]

Here is what actually happened.

http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2010-11-26-marine-stabbed_N.htm