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CBT
05-19-2011, 05:51 AM
Here you go!

http://jobview.usajobs.gov/GetJob.aspx?JobID=29366180&JobTitle=COMMUNITY+PLANNER&q=&where=23669&brd=3876&vw=b&FedEmp=Y&FedPub=Y&pg=9&re=4&AVSDM=2011-04-12+03%3a36%3a00

LIGHTNIN1
05-19-2011, 06:50 AM
I am sure the test for this job has been dumbed down so even our Prez could pass it as the test at my Federal facility have been.

CBT
05-19-2011, 07:06 AM
I am sure the test for this job has been dumbed down so even our Prez could pass it as the test at my Federal facility have been.

You can be a Police Officer here if you can do math at a sixth grade level.
"Johnny fires 4 bullets of a 15 round clip. How many are left assuming one was also in the pipe?"
A.) None
B.) 37 1/2
c.) 12
D.) Apple

Vortex
05-19-2011, 07:50 AM
When I hear people jabberjaw about how we should never cut the DoD budget I will think of crapola like this.

CBT
05-19-2011, 07:58 AM
When I hear people jabberjaw about how we should never cut the DoD budget I will think of crapola like this.

I say bring back the draft. I'd like to see a grown man in a diaper (by choice) try and claim he cannot serve.

duhtroll
05-19-2011, 11:08 AM
Thing is, he wouldn't qualify because of rampant obesity. It would cost the military too much in fuel to drag his fat ass into battle.


I say bring back the draft. I'd like to see a grown man in a diaper (by choice) try and claim he cannot serve.

Vortex
05-19-2011, 02:50 PM
I say bring back the draft. I'd like to see a grown man in a diaper (by choice) try and claim he cannot serve.

I agree 1,000% on bringing back the draft. The military is the great equalizer. Some of these green haired, nose ring wearing tattooed fatsos would benefit from a city-wise DI hailing from Chester, PA jumping all over them for "Gear Adrift."

knine
05-19-2011, 02:52 PM
You can be a Police Officer here if you can do math at a sixth grade level.
"Johnny fires 4 bullets of a 15 round clip. How many are left assuming one was also in the pipe?"
A.) None
B.) 37 1/2
c.) 12
D.) Apple
D. apple.

CBT
05-19-2011, 03:38 PM
D. apple.

Congrats, here's your gun! Pointy end down range when you squeeze trigger! :beer: