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http://jobview.usajobs.gov/GetJob.aspx?JobID=29366180&JobTitle=COMMUNITY+PLANNER&q=&where=23669&brd=3876&vw=b&FedEmp=Y&FedPub=Y&pg=9&re=4&AVSDM=2011-04-12+03%3a36%3a00
LIGHTNIN1
05-19-2011, 06:50 AM
I am sure the test for this job has been dumbed down so even our Prez could pass it as the test at my Federal facility have been.
I am sure the test for this job has been dumbed down so even our Prez could pass it as the test at my Federal facility have been.
You can be a Police Officer here if you can do math at a sixth grade level.
"Johnny fires 4 bullets of a 15 round clip. How many are left assuming one was also in the pipe?"
A.) None
B.) 37 1/2
c.) 12
D.) Apple
Vortex
05-19-2011, 07:50 AM
When I hear people jabberjaw about how we should never cut the DoD budget I will think of crapola like this.
When I hear people jabberjaw about how we should never cut the DoD budget I will think of crapola like this.
I say bring back the draft. I'd like to see a grown man in a diaper (by choice) try and claim he cannot serve.
duhtroll
05-19-2011, 11:08 AM
Thing is, he wouldn't qualify because of rampant obesity. It would cost the military too much in fuel to drag his fat ass into battle.
I say bring back the draft. I'd like to see a grown man in a diaper (by choice) try and claim he cannot serve.
Vortex
05-19-2011, 02:50 PM
I say bring back the draft. I'd like to see a grown man in a diaper (by choice) try and claim he cannot serve.
I agree 1,000% on bringing back the draft. The military is the great equalizer. Some of these green haired, nose ring wearing tattooed fatsos would benefit from a city-wise DI hailing from Chester, PA jumping all over them for "Gear Adrift."
knine
05-19-2011, 02:52 PM
You can be a Police Officer here if you can do math at a sixth grade level.
"Johnny fires 4 bullets of a 15 round clip. How many are left assuming one was also in the pipe?"
A.) None
B.) 37 1/2
c.) 12
D.) Apple
D. apple.
D. apple.
Congrats, here's your gun! Pointy end down range when you squeeze trigger! :beer:
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