Mug Shot

[SHERIFF]

Post your ugly mug shot..... :)

http://www.mustangmods.com/data/843/mmnet30.jpg

[Ross]

http://www.rmgattorneys.com/ATTORNEYS/ASHERR.htm

[dwasson]

So y'all don't have to go to the post office.

Poorly dressed guy with the nice car (http://www.mercurygallery.net/mmnet/showphoto.php/photo/846/size/big/password//sort/1/cat/512)

[Ross]

Dan, are you and Bigdogjim twins?:lol:

[dwasson]

Originally posted by Ross
Dan, are you and Bigdogjim twins?:lol:

I dunno, two of us would have killed Mom.

[jefferson-mo]

What the heck am I s'pose ta do with this wing??

[MM03MOK]

Originally posted by jefferson-mo
What the heck am I s'pose ta do with this wing?? Hang beach towels to dry?? Hi Jeff!!!!!!!

[Dr Caleb]

Why do people put wings on cars they don't intend to fly?

[jefferson-mo]

One word.......................... ................


'chick magnet'




OK that's 2 but you get the idea,eh?:lol:

[Dr Caleb]

Ahhhh! Small, yellow, feathers! They like to nest under it! :)

Gotcha!

[BigMerc]

quick question, sheriff aren't you supposed to be employed by a sheriffs dept? that badge looks like the classic "eagle over" badge used by police depts. not sheriffs depts. Isn't that supposed to be a star? Or is that a "sheriff" trap that you are so fond of

[TAF]

Originally posted by SHERIFF
http://www.mustangmods.com/data/843/mmnet30.jpg
Separated at birth??!!
http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b3d703b3127cce8e83d7faa9fd00 00000610



Oh...am I going to pay for this one....:help:

[SHERIFF]

Some Sheriff's Offices often use both, depending on the application. Just like police departments often use the traditional sheriff's star in some applications as well.

for example.......

Snowflake, Arizona Police

http://www.ci.snowflake.az.us/images/police-badge.jpg

University of Arkansas Police

http://www.uark.edu/~uapdinfo/badge_2.gif

California State University

http://police.csusb.edu/badge.gif

University of Nevada Police

http://www.unlv.edu/studentlife/dps/images/badgesm.jpg

Oklahoma State University

http://www.osu-tulsa.okstate.edu/Police/badge.gif

[SHERIFF]

Originally posted by TAF
Separated at birth??!!



Looks like Sanford & Son to me. And based on hair color.... I'm obviously Lamont. :D

[SHERIFF]

Ahh, this subject is worth it's weight in gold, Ross! I can picture it. An attorney driving a Marauder on a Saturday morning in blue jeans, plaid shirt and a black leather Marauder jacket! Classic!

I kinda see you more as a Mercedes man personally! :)

[jefferson-mo]

TAF........................... ....................oh boy



you really axed for it:shake:

[Bigdogjim]

Oh...am I going to pay for this one....:help: [/B][/QUOTE]


Hey todd just go stand in front of the next bullet coming your way:)

[BigMerc]

yes but none of those are in virginia, is that a sheriffs badge? simple question, which county?

[TAF]

*crickets*
Click Here (http://www.farrellmedia.com/crickets.mp3)

[Directedby]

Here's a pic of me picking my nose.

[SHERIFF]

Originally posted by BigMerc
yes but none of those are in virginia, is that a sheriffs badge? simple question, which county?


Too many eyes from another site watching. Sorry.


Yes, it's a game. You don't want to know the past history, trust me on this.

[SHERIFF]

Originally posted by Directedby
Here's a pic of me picking my nose.


The complexion on the hand does not match the face. I think it's a picture of you picking somebody else's nose!! :D

[BigMerc]

Ok I'll pass on that one, you're probably right about the eyes thing, wondering how long before that photo turns up elsewhere

[SHERIFF]

Originally posted by BigMerc
Ok I'll pass on that one, you're probably right about the eyes thing, wondering how long before that photo turns up elsewhere


Ohhh.... you can bet on it. Probably already in a "member's only" section in one Crown Victoria site. :D

[SHERIFF]

This one is for the Marauder driving attorney or two loitering here......

Storming into his lawyer's office, a Texas oil magnate demanded that divorce proceedings begin at once against his young bride.

"What's the problem?" asked the lawyer.

"I want to hit that adulterin' witch for breach of contract," snapped the oilman.

"I don't know if that will fly," said the lawyer. "I mean your wife isn't a piece of property, you don't own her!"

"Well, youre right," the tycoon rejoined, "but in our pre-nuptial it clearly states that I would have exclusive drillin' rights!"

[RCSignals]

Originally posted by jefferson-mo
What the heck am I s'pose ta do with this wing??

Maybe you and Crusetaker can trade :)

[Petrograde]

well,.. I guess this is the closest thing I have to a mug shot

[kurly]

Can't figure if the Sheriff's badges or Petrograde's mug shot is scarier?

Actually the badges are cool, except I don't ever want to be shown one - officially that is!

[Petrograde]

That is a pretty scary picture of me... I had just got off a 24 hour Staff Duty NCO shift, and hadn't slept in over 30 hours. I was pretty happy to still be awake. :rolleyes:

Tom

[2003 MIB]

I think I've got an ugly mug shot- at least worse than than the Tom "pre-goate" shot. How do I post a pic.?

[Ross]

Originally posted by SHERIFF
Ahh, this subject is worth it's weight in gold, Ross! I can picture it. An attorney driving a Marauder on a Saturday morning in blue jeans, plaid shirt and a black leather Marauder jacket! Classic!

I kinda see you more as a Mercedes man personally! :)


Bite your tongue, Sheriff! :flamer: I've never driven anything but American cars. As a matter of fact, I got my MM when the firm decided in 2002 to lease cars for all of the partners. Out of 7 partners, there were 3 Lexuses (Lexi?), 1 Audi, 1 Mercedes, 1 Honda S2000, and guess who got the only American car? My MM! I kind of see myself as the rugged individualist! But, I guess there are a lot of us like that on this board. :coolman:

[2003 MIB]

For what it's worth, Ross and I mean absolutely no offense- after meeting you in Ennis, I never would have pegged you for a lawyer. Maybe it was the Shiner Bock and SASS stuff.

[Brutus]

Just finished takin some mugshots!



http://www.mercurygallery.net/mmnet/watermark.php?file=500/886Brutus.jpg

[Ross]

200 MIB, I take it as a compliment that you wouldn't have taken me for a lawyer! Once I leave the office, I try to forget that I'm a lawyer, and just be me. Unfortunately, I know many lawyers who feel like they have to be "lawyerly" all the time! What a drag!

[2003 MIB]

Given the focus of your practice... unlawyerly is probably a plus. Folks who work "the patch" don't care for "suits" much... Our buddy from Shreveport is pretty unlawyerly too...

[SHERIFF]

Originally posted by Ross
I've never driven anything but American cars. As a matter of fact, I got my MM when the firm decided in 2002 to lease cars for all of the partners. Out of 7 partners... guess who got the only American car? My MM!


I agree with your choice 100%. Smart move. I bet the other six drool over it occasionally. :D

Out of 500 local attorneys though, I can't visualize any of them being a Marauder person. :)

An out of town attorney that just represented me in several cases (and did an excellent job).... I can picture him in a Marauder. He rode to a hearing in one of my POLICE INTERCEPTORS one day and liked the size, style, power and sound of it.

[SHERIFF]

Nice picture overall Brutus, but buy a better digital camera. :)

You remind me of a local city police sergeant.... Mike Ferrugio. I think he migrated here from New Yawk. :)

What color is the uniform? In Virginia Sheriff's Offices use beige pants w/ a dark brown stripe....... with either a white shirt or dark brown shirt.

At one time our sheriff let us wear shorts and white polo shirts during the summer..... until people assumed and whined about us driving the cars off-duty in white t-shirts.

[Ross]

There is a nice young man who works at our office, and he is big into modding Mustangs. The first day all of the partners brought our new cars to the office, he came up to my office and couldn't stop talking about how cool my car was. Guys who know and love cars really appreciate this machine. Guys who just want "status" don't know what they are missing.

[Haggis]

I have a mug shot here. It is not me, can you guess who it is?

[Ross]

Our friend, Winston Churchill. With a fine piece of American engineering in his hands. Bet he would have liked the MM!

[Haggis]

Originally posted by Ross
Our friend, Winston Churchill. With a fine piece of American engineering in his hands. Bet he would have liked the MM!

Ok that was too easy. Will have to find a more difficult picture next time.

[Brutus]

Sheriff,

Uniform is Dk gray, camera was departments. Do you work in Va?? Send me a pm if you dont want it out in the open.

[RCSignals]

Originally posted by Brutus
Just finished takin some mugshots!



http://www.mercurygallery.net/mmnet/watermark.php?file=500/886Brutus.jpg

Say Brutus, that picture makes you look like you are about 7'10"

Just about bumping your head on the ceiling!

Is that a beret under your epaulet?

[Lidio]

Jeez with all the law enforcement here I don¡¦t know if I should feel real protected or on my best behavior?? :)

[MI2QWK4U]

Your best behavior.....

[Brutus]

Now you know why its Brutus ......lol

[SHERIFF]

Originally posted by RCSignals
Say Brutus.........Is that a beret under your epaulet?


That's the microphone to the portable walkie talkie. :D

[SergntMac]

Todd...You're coming to Indy right?

Thought so...See ya then, pal.

[Macon Marauder]

Poor quality "mug shot" of my son and I on his "Career Day" at school (he's the short one):

[Haggis]

Originally posted by Macon Marauder
Poor quality "mug shot" of my son and I on his "Career Day" at school (he's the short one):

The one with or with out the beard??:D

[SHERIFF]

I can't distinguish which one is the short one, and which one is the tall one. They both wear the same coat size. :D

[woaface]

Originally posted by Petrograde
That is a pretty scary picture of me... I had just got off a 24 hour Staff Duty NCO shift, and hadn't slept in over 30 hours. I was pretty happy to still be awake. :rolleyes:

Tom

Tom, my brother is in the Navy, to be discharged because of his back in the next few months. He's been complaining about doing guard duty on the USS Kentucky out in Washington State...since that's all he can do I can understand how that sucks a whole lot!
I still think holding a semi or fully automatic weapon and having the athority to shoot any unauthorized person who tries to force themselves on the boat is pretty cool:D

[woaface]

I'm not a morning person...

[UAW 588]

I hope my lip stick isn't shiney.

[teamrope]

Here's my mug!

http://www.yelmtel.com/~teamrope/pics/mug.jpg

[teamrope]

And here's the grand baby's mug. (His is cuter than mine! ;) )

http://www.yelmtel.com/~teamrope/pics/alexmug.jpg

[Haggis]

Originally posted by teamrope
Here's my mug!

http://www.yelmtel.com/~teamrope/pics/mug.jpg

Ya, ein grosse beir bitte. Schnell, mach schnell!

Danka freulein.

[MMM2003]

Nur ein Bier mein Herr?

Stuttgarter Schwaben Brau. Mhhhhm lecker !

[TAF]

Originally posted by SergntMac
Todd...You're coming to Indy right?

Thought so...See ya then, pal.

You KNOW I got your back, Mac.

[Haggis]

Originally posted by MMM2003
Nur ein Bier mein Herr?

Stuttgarter Schwaben Brau. Mhhhhm lecker !

Ya, das ist gut.

[teamrope]

Ya ya...Stuttgarter hofbrau ist sehr gut!:beer:
http://www.yelmtel.com/~teamrope/pics/stutgatrter.jpg

Heute blau und morgen blau und ueber morgen wieder!

[Petrograde]

Ya ya...Stuttgarter hofbrau ist sehr gut!:beer:

Heute blau und morgen blau und ueber morgen wieder!

Here's a pic of me and my buddy John at Oktoberfest in Munchen 1999 ... I'm the short guy.. lol

Sometimes I miss Germany,.. like whenever I'm drinking beir! :beer:

Tom
http://www.mercurymarauder.net/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=22 22&stc=1

[Haggis]

Ya ya...Stuttgarter hofbrau ist sehr gut!:beer:
http://www.yelmtel.com/~teamrope/pics/stutgatrter.jpg

Heute blau und morgen blau und ueber morgen wieder!

Teamrope, excuse me did not mean to leave you hanging. Lost the thread, major brain fart.

Ich spreche nur etwas deutsch.

In english: What?

Teamrope and Petrograde where were you stationed? I was in Berlin for two years.

[teamrope]

I started out in Crailsheim, moved to Heilbron for a few months, then Darmstadt. I was there for 5 years. :beer:

[Petrograde]

I was in Hanau. Fliegerhorst Kasern. 97-99 D Co. 2/501st Aviation Regiment, 2nd Armored Division. I was in a UH-60 Blackhawk unit.... had a lot of good times there!

Tom

[RCSignals]

I saw something on the NEWS about a German beer that is supposed to contain Vitamins and minerals that have "life extending "properties. :lol:

[teamrope]

:lol: If this is true, I should live to be about 110 or so. :beer:

[dwasson]

I saw something on the NEWS about a German beer that is supposed to contain Vitamins and minerals that have "life extending "properties. :lol:

You mean that ALL beer doesn't have this? I think I've been lied to. Maybe my health regimen needs some adjustment.

Nah!

[SHERIFF]

I saw something on the NEWS about a German beer that is supposed to contain Vitamins and minerals that have "life extending "properties. :lol:

I think the something you saw on the news is the fact Germany is not going to let them call it beer. They have a law that says real beer can only be brewed out of and contain certain ingredients.

[Logan]

Off-topic.