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Pat
10-08-2011, 02:54 PM
My Daughter-in-law has started a new business that features facials, hand and foot care, massage, hot tub and other woman oriented services, performed at your home. About 6 or 7 clients are coming.

This is her first gig so my wife volunteered our home. At least the house got a top to bottom cleaning. The girls have bought all kinds of color coordinated robes and accessories. The back yard is all set up with "stations" for the various services under tents, canopies, etc. Tasty snacks are also provided.

My DIL is really an organizer, as is my wife, but I already knew that. I say all this to gain a little empathy, because men are excluded. I've been relegated to the office and my bedroom, adjoining.

So from now till 9 PM I will be receiving calls, emails, PM's and posts to keep me occupied till.........

I have the complete 1st season of Justified to keep me entrained, plus the Internet.

A bottle of Kentucky Straight Whiskey and coke is also available.

Cheers,

Pat
PonyUP
10-08-2011, 03:27 PM
So let me get this straight, you have women coming to your house in various states of undress, but ate surrounded by wife and daughter in law? I imagine this is the description for hell.

Filling that void with Whiskey and Justified? Seems like a win on your circumstances. Justified is a good show, season 2 was even better
Pat
10-08-2011, 03:45 PM
Well, your partially right, women are coming over and slipping into something "more comfortable" but the second part of the first sentence seems garbled.

Otherwise OK.
Black_Noise
10-08-2011, 04:50 PM
no web cam link?
PonyUP
10-08-2011, 04:58 PM
no web cam link?

Now there's a good idea, and you could start a voyeur site and get paid
Spectragod
10-08-2011, 05:23 PM
Subscribing........:drool:
Pat
10-08-2011, 05:40 PM
LOL :lol:

Heck, I can't even get to the back yard.

Wouldn't that be a hoot if I was peeking through my own hedges and a neighbor called the cops reporting a peeping tom. I would be a sex offender and life as I know it would be over. Prolly banned from MM.net and banished. :wasntme:
FastMerc
10-08-2011, 05:41 PM
I got my 2 girls,lol :Dhttp://www.mercurymarauder.net/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=26 181&stc=1&thumb=1&d=1317523978 (http://www.mercurymarauder.net/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=26 181&d=1317523978)
JoeBoomz
10-08-2011, 05:45 PM
"Pics or it didn't happen!" Right guys? Am I right??? :D
DOOM
10-08-2011, 05:55 PM
LOL :lol:

Heck, I can't even get to the back yard.

Binoculars baby!!! :banana2: :2thumbs: :rock:


Just don't let the wife catch you!!! :run: :hide: :bop: :bricks:
Pat
10-08-2011, 05:59 PM
Your right Joe, so I cell phoned the wife, she answered too, and asked her to take a group picture of the ladies, with their robes "ON". I'll post it up later.

BTW the party seems to be a success with future bookings. Way to go DIL.
Spectragod
10-08-2011, 06:06 PM
Your right Joe, so I cell phoned the wife, she answered too, and asked her to take a group picture of the ladies, with their robes "ON". I'll post it up later.

BTW the party seems to be a success with future bookings. Way to go DIL.

Epic fail, this is happening right now, and you, yourself, hasn't found a way to take the picture yourself, in your own back yard.;)
Bigdogjim
10-08-2011, 06:32 PM
Well I would have setup video in backyard by now, but that's just me:)
Pat
10-08-2011, 06:33 PM
Wouldn't you know it, my CD player went on the fritz so I can't watch Justified. That's OK, I'll just surf the internet instead.
Bigdogjim
10-08-2011, 06:39 PM
Hey Pat why not do what the cruise ships do and offer to take pictures when they arrive and then put them on a board and see if any one wants to buy them on the way out? :lol:
Pat
10-08-2011, 06:50 PM
Hey Pat why not do what the cruise ships do and offer to take pictures when they arrive and then put them on a board and see if any one wants to buy them on the way out? :lol:

That's really a good idea, next time. The ladies are packing up now, but Patricia is going to take a group picture of those that are still here.

Cheers,
Baconbit
10-09-2011, 10:21 AM
HAHA this thread is epic....Justified rocks also:beatnik:
vtwoodsman
10-09-2011, 11:39 AM
Dude ?? Now who wears the pants in your household ??? Time to break out the secret remote controlled security cam ......:>
Black_Noise
10-10-2011, 04:31 PM
im pretty sure we need to suspend his man card
babbage
10-10-2011, 07:19 PM
invite us over for "game day". lol
sailsmen
10-10-2011, 07:58 PM
Wait until you have teenage daughters and they invite all their girl friends over to sun bath in your back yard.;)