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Papillon
10-17-2011, 08:23 AM
:D - "If we see any buggies with Marauder wheels we're in trouble" ~ Big Dog Jim

:rolleyes: - "You'll see a horse head instead of a Godshead" ~ Big Dog Jim

:lol: - "I'm going to Hershey Park After Dark. Let him go to the track and play with his helmet" ~ Marcella, Smoke's girlfriend

:rolleyes: - "Put your hand on the window. Do you feel the pane?" ~ One of Big Dog's MANY jokes

:cowboy: - "In lane # 1 we have the black Marauder, in land 2 the blue, in lane 3 the silver and in lane 4 the red. AND THEY'RE OFF!!!!! And the DTR is still in the gate!" ~ Gordon/Haggis during the banquet dinner. Sorry Connie, but it WAS funny! :P

:o - Me - "Bet in the Pink one!!"
Paul/Blackened300a - "Why?!"
Me - "Because he's PINK!!!" - My horsey lost :depress:

There was also a comment made about "hooligans" in the parking lot from another hotel guest (NON-Marauder of course). SrgntMac has the complete convo. :D

POST UP PEOPLE!!!!
Bluerauder
10-17-2011, 08:39 AM
"This is my first night here as a waitress" .... heard from the waitress in the hotel's Irish Pub on Wednesday night when about 30 of MM.Net's members showed up for drinks and dinner at the same time. Bet she earned her money this week trying to keep up with us. ;)

"We'll need a table for 40" ..... overheard at the Texas Roadhouse at the reservation desk. We had to settle for groups of 6 ....... 7 tables please. :D

"Where are you, Connie?????" --- heard over the FRS radio from the "flagman" at the railroad station. The convoy was overdue at the parking lot by about 30 minutes and the flagman needed to visit the necessary room. :o
DOOM
10-17-2011, 08:49 AM
Your screen name should be SMOKE!!! (after laying down rubber on the STREET!!) I said it was already taken! :P


:burn: :burnout: :burnout:
Go2GuyFL
10-17-2011, 08:50 AM
"My water broke!" - my 9 yrs old said to my 12 yrs old crying over her green water bottle smashing into pieces after sliding off the trunk she just polished at the AACA Museum.

"Let's see the pictures of the cocktail hour." - my brother-in-law said to my sister-in-law knowing we got to the banquet after 8 PM which started 7 PM.

"When are you going to start your car?" - me to Tom (Marauderman) revving his engine while lining up for the convoy from the museum to Chocolate World.
NavySeabee
10-17-2011, 08:50 AM
SON OF A *****!

Overheard when Sunday morning breakfast omelette chef dropped 2 hot omelettes floating in oil onto his crotch and try to save the hot pans from dropping to the floor with his rubber clove covered hands. I believe he was replaced for the rest of the shift. :(
Papillon
10-17-2011, 08:51 AM
SON OF A *****!

Overheard when Saturday morning breakfast omelette chef dropped 2 hot omelettes floating in oil onto his crotch and try to save the hot pans from dropping to the floor with his rubber clove covered hands. I believe he was replaced for the rest of the shift. :(

:eek: YIKES!!
Bluerauder
10-17-2011, 08:56 AM
SON OF A *****!

Overheard when Sunday morning breakfast omelette chef dropped 2 hot omelettes floating in oil onto his crotch and try to save the hot pans from dropping to the floor with his rubber clove covered hands. I believe he was replaced for the rest of the shift. :(

I am glad that you corrected ^^^^^^ that. "Cause I didn't remember any omelettes on Saturday .... thought I might have gone to the wrong room. ;)
MERCMAN
10-17-2011, 09:30 AM
At the banquet on Sat. I pissed the bartender off. "What kind of bourbon do you have" " Jack Daniels and house bourbon", I responded with my usual politeness, " Jack Daniels is NOT bourbon" She gave me the hairy eye so I left with my wifes' house bourbon and coke and left no tip. Ya know, it seems to mee there should be a little education involved with being a mixologist.
Baconbit
10-17-2011, 09:35 AM
"We saw the most awesome mullet in the matress store!"---not sure who said it but it was some lady at one of our any stand around and BS sessions:lol:
Baconbit
10-17-2011, 09:46 AM
"Hi my name is BigDogJim and I will be your customer today!"---bigdogjim to the girl behind the counter at HersheyWorld...and he shook her hand while saying it :lol:. Jim you was a riot man I really enjoyed hanging out and talking with you.
Ms. Denmark
10-17-2011, 10:10 AM
"Baconbit! Yum Mmmm...BACON!" Buddy said to me upon meeting him!

"But I thought Dad was the big dog!" (Buddy was also was very impressed, and a little intimidated, by BigDogJim!):eek:
Papillon
10-17-2011, 11:33 AM
:eek: - Me - "He said he'd let me run his Marauder down the track!!! :banana:"
Paul - "Are you sure he didn't mean run it into the wall?"
Me - "No faith :shake: :rolleyes:"

Russ/03MMMonroe over heard this as I told Paul that Beaver Bob offered me his SUPERCHARGED MM to run down the track!!!! DAMN YOU RAIN!!!!! :mad2:
IwantmyMMnow!
10-17-2011, 01:01 PM
Karaoke DJ in the pub/bar attached to hotel on Fri night:

"All right everyone, let's give it up for our next singer, Harry Ballsack!"
Bluerauder
10-17-2011, 01:29 PM
"Give me another Dirty Hoe" -- me at the Irish Pub bar.

Bartender .... "You just like saying that don't you?"

My wife .... "Yes, he does !!!"
pantheroc
10-17-2011, 04:30 PM
I like that Charlie, my line was "Give me a Hoe to Go!" :D, had to get to LCR room.
CBT
10-17-2011, 05:20 PM
Bartender to me and Joe and Amy when we ordered a water, a coffee, and a coke:
"You guys are finally done drinking?!"

Justbob to me and Amy and Joe when we made a Waffle House run:
"I can't believe they didn't put a single disco song on the Marauderville CD!"

Vkirk every time he won a prize:
"WINNING!"

DOOM at the Civil War place:
"So the South lost the war because they didn't have teeth to tear off the tops of the gunpowder holders?"

Rex to Amy, while looking at me:
"You poor, poor girl!"
IwantmyMMnow!
10-18-2011, 05:22 AM
Justbob to me and Amy and Joe when we made a Waffle House run:
"I can't believe they didn't put a single disco song on the Marauderville CD!"



Dude....wish I was with y'all on that! I was surprised to see a WH in that area...thought they didn't exist north of the Mason-Dixon line.
guspech750
10-18-2011, 05:55 AM
Good times at the Waffle House. Waffle House quotes.

Casey/CBT- "I want to ask Steve Babcock if there is going to be a hatchback Mustang".

Joe/Guspech-"Loser!".

Joe/Guspech- "Mr. Babcock. What's it like to be with a woman?".


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SMOKE
10-18-2011, 07:47 AM
Spoken to FreddieH in regards to his car show mat:

"So your the car show whore!"

Freddie's response: "I'm the car show whoreMONGER"

Pimp on! :cool:

Best,
Jonathan
Go2GuyFL
10-18-2011, 06:08 PM
"How is everything?" - waiter at Texas Roadhouse

"I would like a little more scratch." - Heather
Papillon
10-20-2011, 06:58 PM
Just remembered this one: "I guess he knows he looks like Superman."

Overheard when Joe/Guspech750 opened his shirt to reveal his Superman tee. :D
PonyUP
10-20-2011, 07:09 PM
Just remembered this one: "I guess he knows he looks like Superman."

Overheard when Joe/Guspech750 opened his shirt to reveal his Superman tee. :D

Lol, yeah he is Clark Bent
CBT
10-20-2011, 07:13 PM
Just remembered this one: "I guess he knows he looks like Superman."

Overheard when Joe/Guspech750 opened his shirt to reveal his Superman tee. :D


Lol, yeah he is Clark Bent

BWAAAAAAAhahahahahahhaaa!!! :lol:
guspech750
10-20-2011, 07:17 PM
Lol, yeah he is Clark Bent

Clark Bent and KY Boy UNITE!! Protecting gay bars from coast to coast!!
http://tapatalk.com/mu/6387a3ad-d5ed-f2d9.jpg


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guspech750
10-20-2011, 07:18 PM
Just remembered this one: "I guess he knows he looks like Superman."

Overheard when Joe/Guspech750 opened his shirt to reveal his Superman tee. :D

Wuz aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaappppp!! :D


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PonyUP
10-20-2011, 07:18 PM
Clark Bent and KY Boy UNITE!! Protecting gay bars from coast to coast!!
http://tapatalk.com/mu/6387a3ad-d5ed-f2d9.jpg


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Wonder twin powers...activate
Papillon
10-20-2011, 07:23 PM
Wonder twin powers...activate


Ok, the first thing I thought of when reading this was....

http://naturallyalise.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Care-Bear-Stare.jpg

:lol:
CBT
10-20-2011, 07:26 PM
Wonder twin powers...activate
"Form of: A dude!"
"Shape of: That dudes boyfriend!"
justbob
10-20-2011, 07:40 PM
Guspech to Bob~ Do you have a preference to which bed?
Bob~ Nope, don't care, pick one.
Joe~ I like sleeping near the fan.
Bob~ Cool, what side do want?


LMAO! That was the first time I ever made Joe lost of words!!!


This was posted live, in real time.
guspech750
10-20-2011, 07:41 PM
That was a damn good one bubs!!


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CBT
10-20-2011, 07:43 PM
Guspech to Bob~ Do you have a preference to which bed?
Bob~ Nope, don't care, pick one.
Joe~ I like sleeping near the fan.
Bob~ Cool, what side do want?


LMAO! That was the first time I ever made Joe lost of words!!!


This was posted live, in real time.

Would be funnier if there were two beds in ya'lls room. :eek:
justbob
10-20-2011, 07:47 PM
Would be funnier if there were two beds in ya'lls room. :eek:

YEAH! I made him PROMISE me he changed it to two beds once I agreed to go with!

Mr. "My car won't start in the dark car wash man"!!! LOL!

This was posted live, in real time.
Comin' in Hot
10-20-2011, 10:43 PM
After I him took for a ride, a slightly intoxicated preacher (MGM owner) said to bigdogjim, doom, mr. man, and myself, "YOU ARE ALL INSANE!", while looking at our cars.
Haggis
10-21-2011, 04:22 AM
Cashier at the Civil War museum: You need to get that picture I want to show my supervisor.

After getting picture and combing my hair to the side.

Supervisor: You do look like him. (General Pickett)

[B]GORDON'S GREAT, GREAT, GREAT GRANDPAPPY.... GORDON HAS HIS EYES.......:D

http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e174/sfb79/Marauderville%209/IMG_0240.jpg
Baconbit
10-21-2011, 05:51 AM
Wow Haggis that is kinda erie...but you do need the handlebars lol
IwantmyMMnow!
10-21-2011, 05:57 AM
After I him took for a ride, a slightly intoxicated preacher (MGM owner) said to bigdogjim, doom, mr. man, and myself, "YOU ARE ALL INSANE!", while looking at our cars.

Oh ****nit! I forgot about that guy...he was more than slightly intoxicated, though...
Phrog_gunner
10-21-2011, 06:15 AM
Clark Bent and KY Boy UNITE!! Protecting gay bars from coast to coast!!
http://tapatalk.com/mu/6387a3ad-d5ed-f2d9.jpg


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Protecting them from bankruptcy??
Comin' in Hot
10-21-2011, 06:33 AM
Oh ****nit! I forgot about that guy...he was more than slightly intoxicated, though...

I was trying to be nice:lol::lol:
FreddieH
10-21-2011, 09:21 PM
Enroute to the Strauburg railroad we drove thru Bird in Hand, Intercourse and the only thing in my mind left was a cigarette.
Ms. Denmark
10-22-2011, 06:30 AM
Enroute to the Strauburg railroad we drove thru Bird in Hand, Intercourse and the only thing in my mind left was a cigarette. Oh! I guess you missed Blue Ball.....:confused::D
Marauderman
10-22-2011, 06:33 AM
Enroute to the Strauburg railroad we drove thru Bird in Hand, Intercourse and the only thing in my mind left was a cigarette.

Here we go again folks---Freddie--That there is one funny statement--had me
:rofl::rofl::high5: to ya Freddie--that's a good one--time to clean up my keys again-----dang it!

Post edit--Ah...my Flags are back!!----Thank you Bunny----now back to our regular scheduled craziness---