Did you and your spouse ever break the barrier? [Archive]

SC Cheesehead

12-02-2011, 09:42 AM

Breaking the Barrier LOL!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xFaJUZRkQM

Oh dang, Chris! :rofl:

Remind me to tell you my story about that next time we get together...

Pops

12-02-2011, 09:44 AM

That was funny!:D

Blackened300a

12-02-2011, 09:45 AM

I breifly dated a girl that broke the barrier after the second date. She then was issued walking papers and a boot to seal her noisy ass not soon after.

SC Cheesehead

12-02-2011, 09:48 AM

Just gotta get the cough right....

Papillon

12-02-2011, 09:51 AM

Just gotta get the cough right....

Yeah but then what do you blame the smell on?? :rolleyes:

:lol:

CWright

12-02-2011, 09:57 AM

If you do it do it right with a "CUP OF CHEESE" :flamer:

SC Cheesehead

12-02-2011, 10:02 AM

Yeah but then what do you blame the smell on?? :rolleyes:

:lol:

The dog.

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Blackened300a

12-02-2011, 10:04 AM

Just gotta get the cough right....

This where you got the idea Rex? :D
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SC Cheesehead

12-02-2011, 10:24 AM

This where you got the idea Rex? :D
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Dude's got it nailed! :up:

PonyUP

12-02-2011, 10:45 AM

Breaking the Barrier LOL!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xFaJUZRkQM

Oh my god Chris, that was hysterical

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martyo

12-02-2011, 10:58 AM

This thread made my day complete!

Pops

12-02-2011, 11:04 AM

A buddy of mine had his girlfriend move out when he Pooped his pants! She found no humor in that!:D True Story!!!!!!

martyo

12-02-2011, 11:20 AM

A buddy of mine had his girlfriend move out when he Pooped his pants! She found no humor in that!:D True Story!!!!!!

That happens to a lot of geriatrics who are dating women in their twenties!

MOTOWN

12-02-2011, 11:26 AM

Good one!:lol::hide:

CBT

12-02-2011, 11:57 AM

That happens to a lot of geriatrics who are dating women in their twenties!

If I were a geriatric dating a woman in her 20's, my pants would never have a chance to get crapped in. :cool:

LANDY

12-02-2011, 11:59 AM

This is hilarious.

napolitano

12-02-2011, 01:49 PM

Never. I just blame it on my dog Gunner.

Pops

12-02-2011, 01:51 PM

If I were a geriatric dating a woman in her 20's, my pants would never have a chance to get crapped in. :cool:

Is that when you are wearing your Kilt!

Comin' in Hot

12-02-2011, 02:05 PM

I dated a girl that pushed her a$$ up aginst me while laying in bed, and vibrated one right off me.... Total deal breaker, especially when she giggled about it

Blackened300a

12-02-2011, 02:20 PM

I dated a girl that pushed her a$$ up aginst me while laying in bed, and vibrated one right off me.... Total deal breaker, especially when she giggled about it

Her name isn't Rebecca and lives in PA? I had quite a experience one faithful night with such a girl.

Comin' in Hot

12-02-2011, 02:23 PM

Her name isn't Rebecca and lives in PA? I had quite a experience one faithful night with such a girl.

:lol: Her name is Kate and lives in Jersey

Blackened300a

12-02-2011, 02:25 PM

:lol: Her name is Kate and lives in Jersey

OK, well stay away from Rebecca! You been warned!

Papillon

12-02-2011, 02:33 PM

OK, well stay away from Rebecca! You been warned!

Hey?!! Aren't you the one talking about "bad gas" that you have in those other threads?!! :lol:

Captain Dynball

12-02-2011, 02:49 PM

I didn't just break the barrier I vaporized it!

rayjay

12-02-2011, 03:01 PM

Too funny :lol: We owned a female Rottie that cleared a Christmas party out at our house one time. Unfortunately she is no longer with us. So I can't blame her anymore. :(

MM2004

12-02-2011, 03:21 PM

True story...

A friend of mine many years ago had started dating this woman, and within a weeks time, they finally did the 'dirty deed'.

Afterwards, he lays back down in bed, fires up a joint, then hiked his leg and said; "Hey baby, listen to this.."

He told me, and I quote: "I filled by silk boxers full of buttermilk gravy!"

:lol:

After 10 minutes of laughing my ass off, I asked him what Stephanie said?

Chris said she went: "Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"

They dated for several years after the 'stink' he created.

Mike.

Mr. Man

12-02-2011, 04:15 PM

Cup-O-Cheese, never heard that one. Will need to teat it in the car this shopping season. Very funny vid

justbob

12-02-2011, 10:18 PM

I have NO idea why Melanie stays with me.. Even I feel bad, and I'm the guy laughing!

This post is rated E for everyone.

Fosters

12-02-2011, 11:17 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8h_q0fHy6w

It's usually the sound not the smell that worries me... they need to make a muffler blanket...

PonyUP

12-03-2011, 06:08 AM

I have NO idea why Melanie stays with me.. Even I feel bad, and I'm the guy laughing!

This post is rated E for everyone.

But your aren't just a sound barrier problem, they're a creeping death problem

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Mike

12-03-2011, 06:13 AM

Very funny!!!!! :lol:

Bradley G

12-03-2011, 06:15 AM

boatmangc

12-03-2011, 06:54 AM

My wife and I have been breaking wind and the sound barrier for years!
Real women like dutch ovens!!

Blackened300a

12-03-2011, 06:57 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8h_q0fHy6w

It's usually the sound not the smell that worries me... they need to make a muffler blanket...

Can you imagine what that thing would smell like after a month of absorbing all that gas? :eek:

rayjay

12-03-2011, 08:47 AM

I endulged in a hard boiled egg eating contest years ago where I engulfed 13 Large eggs in 10 minutes .To highten the episode I was guzzeling Becks Bombers to keep things interesting.Let's just say it was boardering the sound barrier.

:lol: reminds me of the time I was drinking Genny Screamers all night, then had breakfast at a greasy spoon. I got beat up pretty bad the next day because it was so bad she had to open the window and get a fan... :beer: