MAD-3R
12-04-2002, 07:20 AM
I went to the store the other day, and I was in there for only about 5 minutes. When I came out, there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket.
So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy. How about giving a guy a break?" He ignored me, finished writing the ticket, and put it on the windshield.
So I called him a pencil-necked Nazi. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for worn tires!
So I called him a piece of horse manure. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket!
This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner.
I try to have a little fun each day. It's important.
So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy. How about giving a guy a break?" He ignored me, finished writing the ticket, and put it on the windshield.
So I called him a pencil-necked Nazi. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for worn tires!
So I called him a piece of horse manure. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket!
This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner.
I try to have a little fun each day. It's important.