Please, people. don't bring a gun to a Mixed Martial Arts fight...

[CBT]

....and if you do, have a better plan than throwing the bullets at your "victim's" feet...

http://www.suntimes.com/9261611-417/mugger-chooses-wrong-victim-ultimate-fighting-champ.html

[MOTOWN]

I love happy endings! he beat the brakes off that punk!

[martyo]

That makes me happy!

[Haggis]

"I throw you down stairs, make it look like accident" - SFC Champaki

[sailsmen]

Your best weapon is your brain. From an old post;
I was filling up in a high crime area in the early hours. I was familiar with the fact it was a high crime area.

Here comes Mr. Criminal on a bike making a bee line right towards me with a revolver in a plastic bag between the handle bars.

I remove the pump from the Gas Tank and extend it, aiming right towards his face. I do a quick pull/release to let him know gas is headed towards him. He immediately does a u turn.

On another occasion I wsa driving right as the sun was rising. A car starts following me. It was obvious they were looking for the right time to car jack me. At the next stop light I slam on the brakes and put the car in reverse at WOT. I stop just before ramming them. I take off before they can figure out what happened.

[DOOM]

I love happy endings!

Mmmm so do I! :lol:

[CBT]

Mmmm so do I! :lol:
lol, sicko! :beer:

[guspech750]

Mmmm so do I! :lol:

:lol: :lol:


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[Paul T. Casey]

On another occasion I wsa driving right as the sun was rising. A car starts following me. It was obvious they were looking for the right time to car jack me. At the next stop light I slam on the brakes and put the car in reverse at WOT. I stop just before ramming them. I take off before they can figure out what happened.

Priceless.

[TAKEDOWN]

Good... But crook county will let him out again!