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PonyUP
12-11-2011, 08:55 AM
We all know Marauder Owners Manuals are a commodity, but we also know there are a great number of rules for owning and operating a Marauder that is not in the manual. Time to start writing those down. I'll start
1) when parking into a perpendicular spot, Marauder must be backed into said spot. Angular parking is driver option


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guspech750
12-11-2011, 09:02 AM
A Marauder should be driven WOT 99% of the time.


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guspech750
12-11-2011, 09:03 AM
No Marauder should have a stock tune still loaded.


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SC Cheesehead
12-11-2011, 09:04 AM
In any convoy of Marauders that includes two or more DBPs, said vehicles should be grouped together, and preferably positioned at the front of the convoy to properly show them off...

guspech750
12-11-2011, 09:08 AM
No distance is to far to drive a Marauder.

It's all about the smiles per miles.


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PonyUP
12-11-2011, 09:08 AM
Traffic permitting, on every highway on ramp, Marauder must be WOT


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SC Cheesehead
12-11-2011, 09:09 AM
No farting allowed inside the car...

guspech750
12-11-2011, 09:11 AM
No farting allowed inside the car...

Scratch that off the list.

Real men FART!! And I fart a lot!!


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guspech750
12-11-2011, 09:13 AM
If said Marauder owner is next to a Crown Vic, Grand Marquis or Impala. Said Marauder owner must go WOT to show the Marauder is full of WIN!!


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PonyUP
12-11-2011, 09:19 AM
No farting allowed inside the car...

No Rex these are real rules to abide by, and if you are telling me you drive from SC to Louisville without floating an air biscuit, in calling BS


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Bruce Wayne
12-11-2011, 09:27 AM
Carfixers alignment spec's must be used before driving

Shaijack
12-11-2011, 09:33 AM
When parking, turn off magnet that attracts other cars to Marauders.
Rex I have to agree with Gespect750 on the farting. It helps keep the leather smelling natural. You ever been to a barn. leather and crap go together. LOL

guspech750
12-11-2011, 09:43 AM
When parking, turn off magnet that attracts other cars to Marauders.
Rex I have to agree with Gespect750 on the farting. It helps keep the leather smelling natural. You ever been to a barn. leather and crap go together. LOL

OMG!! LMAO!! :lol:


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guspech750
12-11-2011, 09:45 AM
If said Marauder owner attends a Louisville meet. Owner of said Marauder must give up his ice bucket or trash can apon request from Ponyup so Brad can drink his favorite beverages.


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PonyUP
12-11-2011, 09:53 AM
If said Marauder owner attends a Louisville meet. Owner of said Marauder must give up his ice bucket or trash can apon request from Ponyup so Brad can drink his favorite beverages.


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LMAO, that's right

Also while attending said meet in Louisville, you must be operator or witness of smokey burnout


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guspech750
12-11-2011, 10:00 AM
If said rock star is attending a Marauder meet. I, Guspech750 have dibs on said rock star.
http://img.tapatalk.com/638e2cde-e18e-d674.jpg


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PonyUP
12-11-2011, 10:05 AM
If said rock star is attending a Marauder meet. I, Guspech750 have dibs on said rock star.
http://img.tapatalk.com/638e2cde-e18e-d674.jpg


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PonyUP
12-11-2011, 10:05 AM
When a Marauder owner encounters a Prius, said Prius must get a Marauder beat down


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DOOM
12-11-2011, 10:25 AM
Keep a can of aluminum polish in the trunk at all times!!! :coolman:

PonyUP
12-11-2011, 10:33 AM
That's just so you can polish my pipe


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DOOM
12-11-2011, 10:44 AM
That's just so you can polish my pipe


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I'll polish your damn pipe!!!

http://i920.photobucket.com/albums/ad47/DOOMIE/f579fcdd.jpg

justbob
12-11-2011, 11:00 AM
All Marauder owners must show up fashionably late to all events even if this means you have to pull over and wait to make your slow motion entrance.

DOOM
12-11-2011, 11:01 AM
All marauders should be S/C!!!

PonyUP
12-11-2011, 11:08 AM
When driving past a long row of windows, Marauder owners should slow down to enjoy the reflection of their Marauder


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DOOM
12-11-2011, 11:14 AM
No marauder should be RED!!! :lol:

guspech750
12-11-2011, 11:20 AM
No marauder should be RED!!! :lol:

Oh I was waiting for that. :lol:


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Mike
12-11-2011, 11:22 AM
When entering a tunnel with Marauder, it must be at WOT for the entire tunnel ride :burnout:

guspech750
12-11-2011, 11:22 AM
When a Marauder owner encounters a Prius, said Prius must get a Marauder beat down


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http://img.tapatalk.com/638e2cde-f4b6-a8ba.jpg
http://img.tapatalk.com/638e2cde-f4d8-4e65.jpg
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PonyUP
12-11-2011, 11:24 AM
http://img.tapatalk.com/638e2cde-f4b6-a8ba.jpg
http://img.tapatalk.com/638e2cde-f4d8-4e65.jpg
http://img.tapatalk.com/638e2cde-f4f5-a4d8.jpg


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Those photos are going in the final manual binder


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Mike
12-11-2011, 11:24 AM
I'll polish your damn pipe!!!

http://i920.photobucket.com/albums/ad47/DOOMIE/f579fcdd.jpg

Doom, you practicing for your next profession......
Proctologist :lol:

DOOM
12-11-2011, 11:24 AM
If you ride behind DOOM you better have ear plugs!!! :burnout:

PonyUP
12-11-2011, 11:25 AM
The Marauder must always of kick ass tunes available for a good cruise


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guspech750
12-11-2011, 11:26 AM
When entering a tunnel with Marauder, it must be at WOT for the entire tunnel ride :burnout:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zx5Res2cWhM&feature=youtube_gdata_player


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DOOM
12-11-2011, 11:27 AM
If you ride behind DOOM you better have ear plugs!!! :burnout:

If you ride with guspech750 you better have BUTT PLUGS!!! :eek:

guspech750
12-11-2011, 11:28 AM
No Marauder should have the 245's on the rear. Should be 255's or bigger.


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guspech750
12-11-2011, 11:28 AM
If you ride with Guspech750 you better have BUTT PLUGS!!! :eek:

LMAO!!:lol:


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slickster
12-11-2011, 11:30 AM
Do not run your fog lights in the summer time at night where there are trees on the side of the road. You will hit bugs so big they will cause dings and scratches to your bumper.

guspech750
12-11-2011, 11:30 AM
Front cover of said manual should have this picture.
http://img.tapatalk.com/638e2cde-f6c8-d241.jpg


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Mike
12-11-2011, 11:30 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zx5Res2cWhM&feature=youtube_gdata_player


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That's the exact tunnel I was thinking about :burnout: Atta boy Justbob :burnout: :bows:

slickster
12-11-2011, 11:31 AM
If you ride with guspech750 you better have BUTT PLUGS!!! :eek:

:lol: that's great

DOOM
12-11-2011, 11:34 AM
This thread is full of WINN!!!

guspech750
12-11-2011, 11:37 AM
:lol: that's great

Stand in line boya. Yuz be scream'n, hoot'n and hollarin and wait'n fo seconds!! :lol:


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boatmangc
12-11-2011, 11:39 AM
Subchapter OCD
Exterior care and maintenance. (highlights only) For more detail you must view the video.

1) A Marauder should never spend more than 24 hours at a time dirty.
a) unless said Marauder is on an extended road trip and then said Marauder should be washed immediately upon arrival at it's destination.
b) during love bug season it doesn't matter how long the trip is the lovebugs must be at a bare minimum pressure blasted off at a touch free car wash (preferably DIY)

2) A Marauder's finish should NEVER be touched with anything less than a good quality microfiber towel or a high end white cotton bath towel. This includes car door closing, learn to not touch the paint! The Gods will know.

Car washing,
1) If washing with soap and water the owner must study and learn to use the "2 bucket method" of car washing, using a grit guard is not optional!

2) If using an ONR (waterless) paint cleaning product there is no excuse for using anything other than the best car care towels money can buy that have been cleaned prior to cleaning the car.

A Marauder owner should never lean against or place anything on their paint. (pretty naked women exempt).

When you "Detail" your car it means, under hood, inside trunk, clean door jambs, all glass, inside wheel wells, tires scrubbed and treated carpets and mats vacuumed and shampooed if needed, all plastics and rubber cleaned and treated, leather cleaned and treated.

Otherwise you are just washing it

DOOM
12-11-2011, 11:39 AM
Stand in line boya. Yuz be scream'n, hoot'n and hollarin and wait'n fo seconds!! :lol:


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guspech750
12-11-2011, 11:47 AM
1) when parking into a perpendicular spot, Marauder must be backed into said spot. Angular parking is driver option

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A sub 1a

1. when parking into a perpendicular spot, Marauder must be backed into said spot. Angular parking is driver option

1a. This includes garages and public parking garages too.
1b. States that if said Marauder is taken to a shopping center of any kind. Marauder must be parked at one of the furthest points from where the bottom feeders park.

http://img.tapatalk.com/638e2cde-fa06-6935.jpg
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PonyUP
12-11-2011, 11:51 AM
A petition must be written that allows Marauders to park in handicap spots so that proper distance from the average persons conveyance can be observed


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PonyUP
12-11-2011, 11:52 AM
Every Marauder owner must take advantage of "it's a cop car"

Hard charge the left lane with runners on to part the red sea


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PonyUP
12-11-2011, 11:54 AM
Marauder spouses need to attend a support group to help them understand the Marauder owner. Spouses need to understand that in many situations, not all, the Marauder is the priority


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DOOM
12-11-2011, 11:56 AM
All marauders should have the minimum!

INTAKE

TUNE

EXHAUST

justbob
12-11-2011, 11:57 AM
All Marauder owners must learn and practice the secret handshake/gesture.

http://www.mercurymarauder.net/forums/showthread.php?t=53473&highlight=handshake

DOOM
12-11-2011, 11:59 AM
All Marauder owners must learn and practice the secret handshake/gesture.

http://www.mercurymarauder.net/forums/showthread.php?t=53473&highlight=handshake

3 crotch tugs then a reach around scratch n' sniff!

PonyUP
12-11-2011, 12:03 PM
All Marauder owners in addition to the Marauder, must own at least three Marauder accessories
Jacket
Hat
Zippo
Keychain
Watch
Die Cast
Framed photo
Tattoo

What ever it is, but you must have at least 3


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justbob
12-11-2011, 12:05 PM
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While strangers may see this as a cardboard cutout, we see this as Brad. When you see him, don't be rude and ignore him. Everyone shall take turns showing him around, taking him for rides, bum him a smoke, and buy him a captain.

TAKEDOWN
12-11-2011, 12:07 PM
Lmao, Joey looks like he's doing something else!

PonyUP
12-11-2011, 12:09 PM
Lmao, Joey looks like he's doing something else!

When you see Brad what Joe is doing is not required, but is definitely recommended


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TAKEDOWN
12-11-2011, 12:11 PM
When you see Brad what Joe is doing is not required, but is definitely recommended


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Omg, lmao and I can't stop laughing!!! Joey you sLuTt-butt you!

PonyUP
12-11-2011, 12:12 PM
A Marauder owner is allowed to Drive whatever they want as a Daily Driver, because they have a Marauder.
However Hybrids and Electric cars don't count, as you don't really drive them as much as hope you aren't seen in one


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TAKEDOWN
12-11-2011, 12:27 PM
All marauders should have the minimum!

INTAKE

TUNE

EXHAUST

... And J-Mod mandatory!

Phrog_gunner
12-11-2011, 12:38 PM
All items to be put in the trunk will be loaded and unloaded by the Marauder owner, so the passengers will not have to be flogged as punishment for scratching the trim or paint getting their own stuff out.

slickster
12-11-2011, 01:19 PM
if you dont have this then i hope you have the decency to atleast watch the guy thats working on your car:shake: http://macsautoparts.com/1949-59-for...0R3CHL1140388 (http://macsautoparts.com/1949-59-ford-mercury-fender-gripper-white-mercury-logo-on-a-black-background-22quot-x-34quot-fg-mercury/camid/F50/cp/JS0R3CHL1140388/)

slickster
12-11-2011, 01:26 PM
how would you feel without a birth certificate. http://www.mercurymarauder.net/forums/showthread.php?t=57772&highlight=certificate

guspech750
12-11-2011, 02:00 PM
A Marauder owner shall never ever sell their Marauder unless it's to buy another or pay for and organ transplant.


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05crownsport
12-11-2011, 02:02 PM
If said Marauder owner is next to a Crown Vic, Grand Marquis or Impala. Said Marauder owner must go WOT to show the Marauder is full of WIN!!

Granted...Marauder owners must acknowledge their history and be humble to their Crown Vic and Grand Marquis brethren. From whence you came you shall never return, you shall always be more powerful than thee!

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Timw286
12-11-2011, 02:02 PM
If you ride with guspech750 you better have BUTT PLUGS!!! :eek:

LOL..someone was reading over my shoulder at work and questions were asked about my "forum"

Timw286
12-11-2011, 02:04 PM
A Marauder'er should never exchange power for economy..thats what the Chevy Volt is for.

PonyUP
12-11-2011, 02:09 PM
There is only one thing better than owning a Marauder, owning multiple Marauders


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Timw286
12-11-2011, 02:44 PM
Should its cleanliness both interior and exterior be neglected due to weather

guspech750
12-11-2011, 03:48 PM
A Marauder should never feel nor be neglected.

The word Marauder shall be capitalized at all times.


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Timw286
12-11-2011, 03:57 PM
This may be a personal one for me but under no circumstance bring your Marauder through any type of drive through car wash. Detailing your Marauder should be a bonding experience between the two of you!

PonyUP
12-11-2011, 04:05 PM
Under no circumstances should a passenger feel the freedom to put their feet up on the dash. I do not want your fungus or toe on my window or dash


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Timw286
12-11-2011, 04:39 PM
Never should anything be placed on the hood, trunk or roof (besides the obvious like a styraform coffee cup) that could cause any type of surface abrasion! The Marauder is a piece of art..NOT BOB VILA'S WORKBENCH!

Spectragod
12-11-2011, 04:56 PM
No marauder should be RED!!! :lol:
Glad mine's not "red".:P

No Marauder shall have wheels bigger than 20".

DOOM
12-11-2011, 05:27 PM
Front cover of said manual should have this picture.
http://img.tapatalk.com/638e2cde-f6c8-d241.jpg


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PonyUP
12-11-2011, 05:40 PM
Music selection is always the choice of the Marauder owner. Only when said owner relinquishes control is a guest allowed to alter the soundtrack


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Shaijack
12-11-2011, 05:52 PM
Marauders should never be driven by anyone but the owner. Exception is a trusted other member (should forfet first born if damaged) or a nude woman.
Marauders should never put their faces in PonyUp's crotch, unless it is part of secret handshake.

PonyUP
12-11-2011, 06:29 PM
Marauders should never be driven by anyone but the owner. Exception is a trusted other member (should forfet first born if damaged) or a nude woman.
Marauders should never put their faces in PonyUp's crotch, unless it is part of secret handshake.

Umm, I don't know how to tell you this, but that IS the secret handshake


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Ken
12-11-2011, 06:44 PM
There is only one thing better than owning a Marauder, owning multiple MaraudersTell me about it!

PonyUP
12-11-2011, 06:50 PM
Any Marauder owner that sells their Marauder to a non member, must replace the OEM floor mats with Target all vehicle mats and sell OEM mats on the site. Failure to do will result in having to perform secret handshake anytime the Pony decides


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guspech750
12-11-2011, 06:53 PM
Any Marauder owner that sells their Marauder to a non member, must replace the OEM floor mats with Target all vehicle mats and sell OEM mats on the site. Failure to do will result in having to perform secret handshake anytime the Pony decides


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Lmao!!!


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MyBlackBeasts
12-11-2011, 07:09 PM
no marauder should have a stock tune still loaded.


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WhatsUpDOHC
12-11-2011, 07:28 PM
Great thread!

Just did 420 miles from Buffalo, NY to Joisey in 6 hours (with gas/nature/food stop), so:

When on the highway, let those around you know who is the BOSS and where their mode of transportation lies in the food chain.

Mark

PonyUP
12-11-2011, 07:31 PM
Great thread!

Just did 420 miles from Buffalo, NY to Joisey in 6 hours (with gas/nature/food stop), so:

When on the highway, let those around you know who is the BOSS and where their mode of transportation lies in the food chain.

Mark

In addition, every Marauder must go on a cruise at least once a year that crosses state lines


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guspech750
12-11-2011, 08:14 PM
Said Marauder owner shall love thy neighborly Marauder owner.
Help out thy Marauder owner
Go to gatherings with thy Marauder owner


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WhatsUpDOHC
12-11-2011, 08:15 PM
Said Marauder owner shall love thy neighborly Marauder owner.
Help out thy Marauder owner
Go to gatherings with thy Marauder owner


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Tnbigbody
12-11-2011, 08:20 PM
marauder owners should not be afraid to work on their own vehicles or the rest of the marauder communities vehicles ;)

PonyUP
12-11-2011, 08:51 PM
marauder owners should not be afraid to work on their own vehicles or the rest of the marauder communities vehicles ;)

But said Marauder owner must also know thy limitations, for work that exceeds their knowledge, a knowledgeable Marauder owner shall take the role of mentor


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guspech750
12-11-2011, 09:22 PM
When said Marauder owner is in pole position at a red light. Said Marauder owner shall accelerate from the stop light at no less than 3/4 throttle. Preferably WOT if safe to do so.


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SC Cheesehead
12-11-2011, 09:25 PM
Scratch that off the list.

Real men FART!! And I fart a lot!!


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No Rex these are real rules to abide by, and if you are telling me you drive from SC to Louisville without floating an air biscuit, in calling BS


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When parking, turn off magnet that attracts other cars to Marauders.
Rex I have to agree with Gespect750 on the farting. It helps keep the leather smelling natural. You ever been to a barn. leather and crap go together. LOL


Ummmm, I guess you guys are right. Kinda gives a whole new meaning to "heated seats", enso....

Bigdogjim
12-12-2011, 12:46 AM
Well a thread with a great idea went south real quick with a question over farts?

Rex you just can not drive all day with butt vent.

PonyUP
12-12-2011, 04:11 AM
When Marauders enter the south, a stop at Waffle House is mandatory


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guspech750
12-12-2011, 05:58 AM
When said Marauder owner is driving in their Marauder. Said owner has the God given right to feel as if it's their world and everyone else is just visiting.




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Roadwarrior
12-12-2011, 06:29 AM
When Marauders enter the south, a stop at Waffle House is mandatory


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Hierarchy of places to grab a bite to eat while travelling in a Marauder in the south.
1) Waffle House
2) Huddle House
3) Cracker Barrel
4) A clean truck stop restaurant. {This applies to any region of the U.S.}

DOOM
12-12-2011, 09:25 AM
Hit triple digit speed at least 1 a week! :D

Pops
12-12-2011, 10:03 AM
If said Marauder owner is next to a Crown Vic, Grand Marquis or Impala. Said Marauder owner must go WOT to show the Marauder is full of WIN!!


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I am willing to argue this rule! Just a few of us non Marauder owners will make you think your car is broke! :burnout: I know of a Grand Marquis that will handle most of the Marauders here! Plus TWSS!!!!!:P

SC Cheesehead
12-12-2011, 10:06 AM
I am willing to argue this rule! Just a few of us non Marauder owners will make you think your car is broke! :burnout: I know of a Grand Marquis that will make Doomie's look that way for sure! Plus TWSS!!!!!:P


Fixed it for you, Pops! :D

Paul T. Casey
12-12-2011, 10:33 AM
All Marauder owners in addition to the Marauder, must own at least three Marauder accessories
Jacket
Hat
Zippo
Keychain
Watch
Die Cast
Framed photo
Tattoo

What ever it is, but you must have at least 3


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You forgot the 2%er pins and the snowflake.

Paul T. Casey
12-12-2011, 10:37 AM
Hit triple digit speed at least 1 a day! :D

Fixed it for you.

slickster
12-12-2011, 10:58 AM
If you do not have bumper inserts you will be fined $250. If you don't have a spoiler you will be fined $400

guspech750
12-12-2011, 11:57 AM
I am willing to argue this rule! Just a few of us non Marauder owners will make you think your car is broke! :burnout: I know of a Grand Marquis that will handle most of the Marauders here! Plus TWSS!!!!!:P

:lol: Pops FTW!!


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PonyUP
12-12-2011, 01:07 PM
When a Marauder is inquired about by an ordinary citizen, the Marauder owner, regardless of time crunch, must take time to school the innocent


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yjmud
12-12-2011, 01:31 PM
When a Marauder is inquired about by an ordinary citizen, the Marauder owner, regardless of time crunch, must take time to school the innocent


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plus find time for a verbal or physical beat down to the non innocent

Bigdogjim
12-12-2011, 03:05 PM
If you do not have bumper inserts you will be fined $250. If you don't have a spoiler you will be fined $400

Not every marauder owner thinks inserts and spoiler's look good.

WhatsUpDOHC
12-12-2011, 04:35 PM
Not every marauder owner thinks inserts and spoiler's look good.

I'm waiting for Bob White to come back from his illness to get my inserts.

PonyUP
12-12-2011, 07:25 PM
A true Marauder owner is not embarrassed by their obsession with said Marauder, if significant others cannot understand it or tolerate it, they shall be discarded like a Pontiac


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guspech750
12-12-2011, 08:06 PM
A Marauder owner shall never be nervous about driving said Marauder in the rain............. It's just water. The same stuff you use to clean said Marauder.


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slickster
12-12-2011, 08:13 PM
A Marauder owner shall never be nervous about driving said Marauder in the rain............. It's just water. The same stuff you use to clean said Marauder.


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As long as your not driving behind someone. They could be tossing up oil and other auto fluids on your marauder. :coolman:

justbob
12-13-2011, 06:23 AM
When said Marauder owner is in pole position at a red light. Said Marauder owner shall accelerate from the stop light at no less than 3/4 throttle. Preferably WOT if safe to do so.


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In these cold temps???? This will create ZERO forward motion!

SC Cheesehead
12-13-2011, 08:01 AM
In large parking lots, Marauders should always be parked at distances far enough away from other vehicles to avoid door dings and scratches from ignorant asshats that park too close to adjacent vehicles.

DOOM
12-13-2011, 09:13 AM
In these cold temps???? This will create ZERO forward motion!

But will put on one hell of a smoke show!!! :drive: :burn: :burnout:

PonyUP
12-13-2011, 05:49 PM
A Marauder must be driven. It is okay to be a garage queen, and certainly okay to store for winter, but no Marauder shall be left lonely to try and retain low mileage while owner drives an import everyday


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guspech750
12-13-2011, 07:05 PM
No Marauder owner shall have their seat raked back so far that it appears they are lying down or looking gangster. If said Marauder owner is found to be in that position without their sex partner on top. Said Marauder owner will get a beat down and a bitchh slapping for driving and looking really retarded.


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PonyUP
12-13-2011, 07:08 PM
No Marauder shall ever be painted like a candy, cereal box, or comic book. If a Marauder owner encounters this, he must steal the victim car and correct this heinous crime


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WhatsUpDOHC
12-13-2011, 07:26 PM
Marauder owners must clear their parking area of all shopping carts (who knows when the wind will kick up?).

PonyUP
12-13-2011, 07:26 PM
Nothing compares to a Marauder


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guspech750
12-13-2011, 07:30 PM
Nothing compares to a Marauder


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Except another Marauder.......


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guspech750
12-13-2011, 07:31 PM
When driving a Marauder. Said owner shall not just drive the Marauder, but DRIVE it like today is their last day!!


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PonyUP
12-13-2011, 07:34 PM
Except another Marauder.......


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Touché


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guspech750
12-13-2011, 08:04 PM
A true Marauder owner never feels intimidated or less than the bottom feeder in the vehicle beside them. We are better than them. No exceptions.


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PonyUP
12-13-2011, 08:07 PM
A true Marauder owner never feels intimidated or less than the bottom feeder in the vehicle beside them. We are better than them. No exceptions.


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A true Marauder owner never even acknowledges the vehicle beside them, unless it is another Marauder


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Bigdogjim
12-13-2011, 08:20 PM
You know I starting to think you guys need help?

guspech750
12-13-2011, 09:25 PM
You know I starting to think you guys need help?

A Marauder owner never needs help. Only the helpless need help.


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guspech750
12-13-2011, 09:27 PM
There is only one thing, and one thing only Chuck Norris can't compare to................ A Marauder. A Marauder is greater than any of Chuck's moves or mind games.


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PonyUP
12-14-2011, 04:44 AM
The only car that can contain Chuck Norris is the Marauder


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SC Cheesehead
12-14-2011, 09:05 AM
If Chuck Norris were a car, he would BE a Marauder...

guspech750
12-14-2011, 12:43 PM
If Chuck Norris were a car, he would MAYBE be a Marauder...

Fixed it for ya.


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justmelanie
12-14-2011, 02:21 PM
You know I starting to think you guys need help?
They are soooooo far beyond help!!!:D As a" Marauder spouse", I have learned that you either gotta go with it or get out of the way. Small price to pay to keep "crazy Marauder guy" happy!! :lol: Add to the manual: passengers in the Marauder must always brace themselves when driver reaches down to turn off the O/D, or driver will not be responsable for any injury to said passenger. :burnout:

guspech750
12-14-2011, 03:59 PM
They are soooooo far beyond help!!!:D As a" Marauder spouse", I have learned that you either gotta go with it or get out of the way. Small price to pay to keep "crazy Marauder guy" happy!! :lol: Add to the manual: passengers in the Marauder must always brace themselves when driver reaches down to turn off the O/D, or driver will not be responsable for any injury to said passenger. :burnout:

Sooooo true!!

Taylor will yell out, " this is not a drill people" as I stab the go go pedal to the floor.

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PonyUP
12-14-2011, 04:56 PM
They are soooooo far beyond help!!!:D As a" Marauder spouse", I have learned that you either gotta go with it or get out of the way. Small price to pay to keep "crazy Marauder guy" happy!! :lol: Add to the manual: passengers in the Marauder must always brace themselves when driver reaches down to turn off the O/D, or driver will not be responsable for any injury to said passenger. :burnout:

Well said Mel, when you see the click, get ready for the trick


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TAKEDOWN
12-14-2011, 09:27 PM
YOU are a MARAUDER Owner, therefore you sit higher on the social ladder!

SC Cheesehead
12-14-2011, 11:50 PM
Sooooo true!!

Taylor will yell out, " this is not a drill people" as I stab the go go pedal to the floor.

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I LOVE it!

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