Ms. Denmark
12-24-2011, 10:43 AM
The Night Before Christmas (with liberties taken);)
Twas the night before Christmas
And all through CAM land
Not a member was posting
Not even in "Bring back the Banned"
Marauders were tucked in garages on blocks
Put up for the winter, both modded and stocks
Their owners were nestled all snug in their beds
While visions of OEM floor mats danced in their heads
There was "Mamma", and Rex, just back from Qatar
Trying to round up The Boys and pick up the clutter
From Blue Moon bottles and caps
Both weary and tired and ready for naps
When out on their lawn there came such a roar
The Dachshunds jumped up as Rex raced for the door
Headlights and fogs from new HIDs shone on the snow
(Quite an improvement over the OEM wimpy glow)
And what to his wondering eyes was this thing
But an '04 Marauder all decked out in bling
The driver yelled "Zoom!" as he devilishly grinned
Did a big smoky burnout, the speedo was pinned
"Watch the tires roast! Give me some room!"
Who else could it be but King of Bling, Doom
He was gone in a flash, was this a joke?
All that he left were black marks and some smoke
The neighbor pops his head out, "What the hell is that racket?!?"
Then he confronts our blingy hero, (wearing his snazzy "SRT" jacket)
With Hemi badges on each fender and drag radials on the rears
Normally he'd feel confident, but it's the Trilogy he fears! * by Wickedmerc
Meanwhile just a bit up the road, Mr. Man lies in wait
-he's so happy it snowed
With his Titan tuned up he waits for Sir Pink
"How can his nerves be like steel and he doesn't drink!?!"
"Let's settle this score with a run down the strip"
"I'll blow your doors off! Man what a trip!!!!"
(In the distance the sound of a supercharger whined)
"You're a menace to all! You should have been fined"
"I haven't forgot what you did to my wife!
She was covered in smoke ~while you ran for your life
From that Carlisle official in his golf cart, with ease.
Well you know what that means? That's right! No more cookies!"
Back at home, on his lawn, Birdman raises his fist
"Hey what gives?! Where's Santa? Where's the stuff on my list?"
"I want 4:10s and Wilwoods, I guess Baer brakes would do.
I want Nittos and Swaybars and more Cobra emblems too!"
*And what was that terrifying sound from the West?
Could it be open cutouts? Rut Roh! That neighbor again! Give it a rest!!
OMG it WREEDOM Guspech and that dude called Justbob.
Are they lost CAMers wondered or do they just need a job?
*Said Justbob,"We decided to visit this land you call CAM
To meet new friends and visit good buds of this peculiar Marauder Clan!"
"You're Welcome" cried Haggis with Chris by his side.
"Jump into the Kenny Browns! We'll give you a real ride!" by justbob
Meanwhile, up in old New York City, Christmas lights all aglow
Blackened and Voula are stuck in the snow.
The Fusion, (Tuxedo Black) wasn't up to the trip.
"Here we are in a snow drift so let's get a grip!"
But even before Paul could call Triple A
A big Black Marauder came pulling a sleigh
And Santa, himself, helped to get them unstuck
"What the hell?" shouted Paul "That's my car! WTF!?!"
"I hope you don't mind", jolly Santa did say
But I borrowed your ride. Got to be on my way!
I've got long miles to travel, just look at it snow.
32 valves are the thing! And reindeer are so so."
"First I went to Hammerdown's place, heard she had a nice red
But the look on Jack's face! Oh! It filled me with dread!
He ain't FordFRK for nuthin', I had to lay low.
Besides black ones are fast...DTR's are so slow!"
"Of course", Santa said, "if I wanted to speed
The rare Silver Birch is the color I need
But the one that I want is still in the shop
Getting fixed up and painted from the deer Ms. D popped."
"Take his car" assured Voula. "Best get out of the hood"
"Can you send me a pink one? You know I've been good!"
Santa scratched at his head, "I'll see what I can do."
"Besides Black, IIRC, Marauders came in DTR, Silver Birch and Deep Pearl Blue?"
So they watched Paul's N/A as it whizzed out of sight
With it's 2 balding Nittos, rear left and rear right.
"Hope he makes it!" sighed Paul, "I would hate to be blamed
If Santa is ticketed, injured or maimed!"
""Never fear!" boomed a voice from beyond the BQE.
"I'll help out the Big Guy and I'll do it for free!"
*And they heard Doom exclaim as he smoked them past the next home
"Merry Christmas to all! And you all need more chrome!!!!" :D By wickedmerc
That's as far as I got so feel free to add your own verses :D
Twas the night before Christmas
And all through CAM land
Not a member was posting
Not even in "Bring back the Banned"
Marauders were tucked in garages on blocks
Put up for the winter, both modded and stocks
Their owners were nestled all snug in their beds
While visions of OEM floor mats danced in their heads
There was "Mamma", and Rex, just back from Qatar
Trying to round up The Boys and pick up the clutter
From Blue Moon bottles and caps
Both weary and tired and ready for naps
When out on their lawn there came such a roar
The Dachshunds jumped up as Rex raced for the door
Headlights and fogs from new HIDs shone on the snow
(Quite an improvement over the OEM wimpy glow)
And what to his wondering eyes was this thing
But an '04 Marauder all decked out in bling
The driver yelled "Zoom!" as he devilishly grinned
Did a big smoky burnout, the speedo was pinned
"Watch the tires roast! Give me some room!"
Who else could it be but King of Bling, Doom
He was gone in a flash, was this a joke?
All that he left were black marks and some smoke
The neighbor pops his head out, "What the hell is that racket?!?"
Then he confronts our blingy hero, (wearing his snazzy "SRT" jacket)
With Hemi badges on each fender and drag radials on the rears
Normally he'd feel confident, but it's the Trilogy he fears! * by Wickedmerc
Meanwhile just a bit up the road, Mr. Man lies in wait
-he's so happy it snowed
With his Titan tuned up he waits for Sir Pink
"How can his nerves be like steel and he doesn't drink!?!"
"Let's settle this score with a run down the strip"
"I'll blow your doors off! Man what a trip!!!!"
(In the distance the sound of a supercharger whined)
"You're a menace to all! You should have been fined"
"I haven't forgot what you did to my wife!
She was covered in smoke ~while you ran for your life
From that Carlisle official in his golf cart, with ease.
Well you know what that means? That's right! No more cookies!"
Back at home, on his lawn, Birdman raises his fist
"Hey what gives?! Where's Santa? Where's the stuff on my list?"
"I want 4:10s and Wilwoods, I guess Baer brakes would do.
I want Nittos and Swaybars and more Cobra emblems too!"
*And what was that terrifying sound from the West?
Could it be open cutouts? Rut Roh! That neighbor again! Give it a rest!!
OMG it WREEDOM Guspech and that dude called Justbob.
Are they lost CAMers wondered or do they just need a job?
*Said Justbob,"We decided to visit this land you call CAM
To meet new friends and visit good buds of this peculiar Marauder Clan!"
"You're Welcome" cried Haggis with Chris by his side.
"Jump into the Kenny Browns! We'll give you a real ride!" by justbob
Meanwhile, up in old New York City, Christmas lights all aglow
Blackened and Voula are stuck in the snow.
The Fusion, (Tuxedo Black) wasn't up to the trip.
"Here we are in a snow drift so let's get a grip!"
But even before Paul could call Triple A
A big Black Marauder came pulling a sleigh
And Santa, himself, helped to get them unstuck
"What the hell?" shouted Paul "That's my car! WTF!?!"
"I hope you don't mind", jolly Santa did say
But I borrowed your ride. Got to be on my way!
I've got long miles to travel, just look at it snow.
32 valves are the thing! And reindeer are so so."
"First I went to Hammerdown's place, heard she had a nice red
But the look on Jack's face! Oh! It filled me with dread!
He ain't FordFRK for nuthin', I had to lay low.
Besides black ones are fast...DTR's are so slow!"
"Of course", Santa said, "if I wanted to speed
The rare Silver Birch is the color I need
But the one that I want is still in the shop
Getting fixed up and painted from the deer Ms. D popped."
"Take his car" assured Voula. "Best get out of the hood"
"Can you send me a pink one? You know I've been good!"
Santa scratched at his head, "I'll see what I can do."
"Besides Black, IIRC, Marauders came in DTR, Silver Birch and Deep Pearl Blue?"
So they watched Paul's N/A as it whizzed out of sight
With it's 2 balding Nittos, rear left and rear right.
"Hope he makes it!" sighed Paul, "I would hate to be blamed
If Santa is ticketed, injured or maimed!"
""Never fear!" boomed a voice from beyond the BQE.
"I'll help out the Big Guy and I'll do it for free!"
*And they heard Doom exclaim as he smoked them past the next home
"Merry Christmas to all! And you all need more chrome!!!!" :D By wickedmerc
That's as far as I got so feel free to add your own verses :D