Thanks Joe (guspech750)

[Haggis]

There is nothing like laughing so hard, forcing your lunch to come out your nose and your co-workers wondering if you are having a heart attack.


I feel more sorry when I see a squirrel struggle to go poop because it's constipated.

Now I need to get this mess cleaned up.

:rofl: :lol: :rofl:

[Shaijack]

Joe has a way with words that leaves you thinking....

[justbob]

And he says it all so straight faced!

[tbone]

Guspech for President!:banana:

[Phrog_gunner]

Constipation is no laughing matter. Just ask Dakslim.

[Krytin]

Constipation is no laughing matter. Just ask Dakslim.

That's right!
Besides, pushing hard like that gives you hemorrhoids.
Ever seen a poor little squirrel with hemorrhoids? That's a sad sight right there I'll tell you!

[PonyUP]

True and with all the nuts squirrels eat, when that dam breaks it has to be a painful dukie


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[SC Cheesehead]

True and with all the grape nuts that dakslim eats, when that dam breaks it has to be a painful dukie


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Fixed it for you! :D

BTW, wonder where that 'ol Coot's been? Hasn't posted up for a while; prolly forgot how to log in...

http://www.sjtent.com/ef/shoppingcart/images/smallimages/69032.jpg = Phil

[PonyUP]

Fixed it for you! :D

BTW, wonder where that 'ol Coot's been? Hasn't posted up for a while; prolly forgot how to log in...

http://www.sjtent.com/ef/shoppingcart/images/smallimages/69032.jpg = Phil

Yeah haven't heard from Phil in quite some time


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[justbob]

I think he has been looking for a special knife to cut back on the fiber in his food?

[guspech750]

Heeeeeeeey. I'm here to help fellas!!


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[Mr. Man]

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/10/16/128686614039510079.jpg

[Marauderman]

Fixed it for you! :D

BTW, wonder where that 'ol Coot's been? Hasn't posted up for a while; prolly forgot how to log in...

http://www.sjtent.com/ef/shoppingcart/images/smallimages/69032.jpg = Phil


Yeah haven't heard from Phil in quite some time


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I think he has been looking for a special knife to cut back on the fiber in his food?

Ya'll done gone and forgot..................he got married or is so deep in love he 's prolly forgot all about us for some other finer things in life.......well for a while anyway it seems............surely he'll be back .........won't he?????

[SC Cheesehead]

Ya'll done gone and forgot..................he got married or is so deep in love he 's prolly forgot all about us for some other finer things in life.......well for a while anyway it seems............surely he'll be back .........won't he?????

Yeah, you get to be Phil's age and CRS is a way of life...

[Mercguy04]

[QUOTE=guspech750;1147690]Heeeeeeeey. I'm here to help fellas!!

Thank you Dr. Guspech.

What is the difference between a Proctologist and a Bartender???



Give up.
The Proctologist see them one at a time.
:burnout:

Russell

[Haggis]

Ya'll done gone and forgot..................he got married or is so deep in love he 's prolly forgot all about us for some other finer things in life.......well for a while anyway it seems............surely he'll be back .........won't he?????

Rita won't let him out to play anymore, she is afraid he'll poop his depends and get laughed at.

[PonyUP]

Rita won't let him out to play anymore, she is afraid he'll poop his depends again and get laughed at again.


Fixed it for ya

[Marauderman]

Yeah, you get to be Phil's age and CRS is a way of life...

Sure glad that hasn't hit me yet--who we talking about anyway????????????

[justbob]

Sure glad that hasn't hit me yet--who we talking about anyway????????????

Dakslim....

[guspech750]

Phil. Phil!! PHIL!! It's ok to come out of the closet!! We accept you for who you are!!


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[justbob]

Phil. Phil!! PHIL!! It's ok to come out of the closet!! We accept you for who you are!!


Sent from my iPhone
Eaton Swap + 4.10's = Wreeeeeeeeeedom!!

What, old? Yeah, he' alright I supposse.

[SC Cheesehead]

[QUOTE=guspech750;1147690]Heeeeeeeey. I'm here to help fellas!!

Thank you Dr. Guspech.

What is the difference between a Proctologist and a Bartender???



Give up.
The Proctologist see them one at a time.
:burnout:

Russell

^^^^^ :rofl: JOCULARITY!