Need Advice On Manscaping

[RacerX]

Need advice on manscaping
So this house is my wife and my first property and now that we have completed major remodeling on the inside and immediate surroundings, we would like to get the back yard and little bit of front squared away.

Here is the problem! As we get older, hair in the "back yard" (everywhere for that matter) pretty much took over the entire "yard" and mutated into this thing that just will not die! Some of the hairs are pretty long but since they were so randomly "planted" and left unatended they are useless now and are giving me a major headache. Not to mention turning grey. I'm afraid of the pain of waxing and my wife won't help me braid it or shave it.

Should I just set it on fire?

What would be the best way to kill everything that grows in that area and start over? I want to make sure that i am doing this right so that the money i spend on this project is not going to waste.

I know i should not Nair it because it will make things worse

[CBT]

FIRE! :bounce: FIRE! :bounce: FIRE! :bounce:

[RubberCtyRauder]

get a goat..or a goatee

[Haggis]

FIRE! :bounce: FIRE! :bounce: FIRE! :bounce:

Next time you have to flatulate have a lighter ready. :flamer:

[CBT]

Next time you have to flatulate have a lighter ready. :flamer:
A lighter? A lighter what?

[Haggis]

A lighter? A lighter what?

Cigar lighter.

[RacerX]

Once you flatulate, aren't you already lighter???

Who's good at braiding here???

[CBT]

Once you flatulate, aren't you already lighter???

Who's good at braiding here???

Pics or ban. Your choice. :D

[RacerX]

Pics or ban. Your choice. :D
That would be a ban either way! :D Btw, probably wouldn't be wise to braid arse hair huh? :lol:

Beagel instead of a goat? The city won't let me have goats after the "Sheep incident of 04".

[Shaijack]

Wow, I talked to the people at NASA and they said WAX on Hair OFF.
This will test how much your wife/girl friend loves you.
What about laser hair removal, just make sure they wear their glasses, would hate to hit the wrong areas.

[thathotrodlincn]

get a goat..or a goatee
I think he is trying to get your goat with his suggestions.:lol:

[MMBLUE]

OMG I am laugh hysterically. People are going to think I'm nuckin Futs. :bounce::bounce::bounce::rock:

[Haggis]

Just use a weed wacker.

[4drcbra]

Could always kick southside with some twist or corn rows with some beads

[RacerX]

Could always kick southside with some twist or corn rows with some beads
Hmmmm... Corn for texture! Not bad!


Just use a weed wacker.
That may get the fleas as welll!

[MMBLUE]

You could always do a comb over with a little vaseline :nocomm:

[justbob]

Clean yard, no grass here... Welcome to 2012!

[Spectragod]

I used a Bobcat & 36 tons of rock to solve my backyard problems.

[Bluerauder]

FIRE! :bounce: FIRE! :bounce: FIRE! :bounce:

This site has reached a new record low. :rolleyes: Pics ^^^^^ or it didn't happen.

[RacerX]

You could always do a comb over with a little vaseline :nocomm:
You giving Casey fuel for the fire? :D

"I used a Bobcat & 36 tons of rock to solve my backyard problems."

No wonder the police laughed when I reported you burying bodies in the backyard late night. I don't think they even have ground penetrating radar there. ;)

[CBT]

I used a Bobcat & 36 tons of rock to solve my backyard problems.
Good Lord, how big is your back yard?

[RacerX]

Good Lord, how big is your back yard?
It's really not that big. Just a lot to fill in:

http://images.nationalgeographic.com/wpf/media-live/photos/000/211/cache/guatemala-city-sinkhole-2007-file-photo_21123_600x450.jpg

[SGT_MERC]

2 choices. Pave it and paint it green or use a 55 gallon drum of round up and put down green all weather porch carpeting.

[jwibbity]

trim then shave, your gonna need four hands or be really flexible in the bathroom,:lol::lol::lol:

[Spectragod]

Good Lord, how big is your back yard?

I needed to level it, and.... I was tired of runoff from the neighbors, I don't have standing water anymore, no matter how much it rains.:beer:

[bigmerc281]

Or go with a lion king look :lol:

[RacerX]

Sweeeeeetttt!!! :lol:

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[Mr. Man]

I think your wife needs to start monitoring the web sites you frequent and forget about the backyard.....but to add my 2cents there is always BlackieLazerEyes

[RacerX]

but to add my 2cents there is always BlackieLazerEyes
Your jokes make me... Catatonic! :D

[Mr. Man]

Catatonic sounds like Gin and Tonic :hmmm:

[RacerX]

Catatonic sounds like Gin and Tonic :hmmm:
You can't threaten me with a good time!!! ;)

[Mr. Man]

You can't threaten me with a good time!!! ;)
Come to the NH meet in August and we'll see about that.:beer: