For those w/daughters!

[Timw286]

http://img.tapatalk.com/6c316ce1-4a64-78b3.jpg

[CBT]

NICE! :beer:

[HiHoSilver]

Shoot, my daughter is 7 months old, she is sitting in my lap right now.. I dont even want to think about this!

[Mr. Man]

Saw this a couple of years ago and forwarded it to my brother-in-laws who have girls. I'm betting my one B-in-L tried to use it.

[WhatsUpDOHC]

So true - My daughter is 12 and I'm gearing up for the "Interviews".

[jwibbity]

So true - My daughter is 12 and I'm gearing up for the "Interviews".

mine is only 18 months so i got a minute, good luck with those interviews, :lol::lol:

[gdsqdcr]

I have three boys. My plan is to review this application with them ... Just in case they ever have to fill one out.

[Fosters]

So true - My daughter is 12 and I'm gearing up for the "Interviews".

jjO9kX4npVY

:D

[CWright]

AMEN!!!!!!

If boyfriend fails any of these questions =

:shot:

[Comin' in Hot]

I guess the potential boyfriend shouldn't say,"but your daughter already asked me to sign this?":

ONE NIGHT STAND CONTRACT

I,-----------, hereby surrender all possibilities of friendship, commitment, marriage, guilt-trips and near-pregnancies in exchange for one (1) night of USDA approved fondling and fornication.

I will not return to the scene of said activities, nor call, write or otherwise contact/harass or vex said co-signer of contract for a time of no less than thirty (30) days and nights after said activities have been fulfilled. I also surrender all rights to propogate rumors, misnomers, and dirty looks in the cafeteria from myself and friends, and will treat said co-signer with all the respect due a stranger.

I will say "hi" if we pass within ten (10) meters in a friendly, if not neutral tone of voice. I will also upon completion of heretofore listed activities not leave underwear, earrings or other insignificant yet oh-so-valuable belongings lying about or hidden somewhere in the co-signer's abode for the sole purpose of returning to said abode and breaking the no-contact agreement of this document.

I furthermore state that I am of sound mind and desirable body, and will not call said co-signer by any other name than is his or her own, nor reminisce on some former slime-ball/great lover who wore the same cologne, roll-on, boxer shorts or robe. I will also pay one-half of all laundry fees as needed after prescribed activity.

Sincerely,

Fornicator At Large

[MMBLUE]

That is awesome. I'll be needing a better copy though. :D

[CBT]

jjO9kX4npVY

:D

Hahaha, nice!

[Fosters]

There's also one in the trunk monkey series (if you haven't seen them, look on youtube):

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:D

[bigrocks85]

Mine is 13 and I always have ready a whole in the desert ready!!!! :lol:
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[FreddieH]

I had posted the application in Joke of the day a few years ago.