Automotive abortions

[Joe Walsh]

I saw this.....this..... thing recently and had to take a picture to document this collossal failure!
I thought that I had seen every hideous bolt on ground effects kit there is, but this Avalanche owner has outdone the Ricer Retards!!!

Sorry for the assault on your eyes:

http://i984.photobucket.com/albums/ae326/JoeJWalsh/IMG_3936.jpg

[F8LBITEva]

lol what gets me is that they spent a **** ton of money on that crap

[CBT]

That's the Chinese Edition Avaranch.

[SC Cheesehead]

Al Czervik (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001098/): Oh, this is the worst-looking [plastic crap] I ever saw. What, when you buy [platic bolt-on crap] like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh?

[looks at pics of Avalanche posted up by Joe Walsh]

Al Czervik (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001098/): Oh, it looks good on you though.


:D

[boatmangc]

I have seen every plastic bolt on part available before, just never bolted to the same vehicle at the same time.
It would fit right in in Miami.

[Mr. Man]

The Avalanche was a turd to begin with and you know what they say about trying to polish a turd. :shake: :D

[RF Overlord]

But......but......it's custom...it's unique...it reflects its owner's individuality...

*Sigh*....I can't keep this up...it's awful. The only thing lacking is 26" spinners. :shake:

[boatmangc]

The only thing lacking is 26" spinners. :shake:

They're on backorder bro!

[DOOM]

That's the Chinese Edition Avaranch.

LMAO!!! :laugh: :laugh:




:rofl:

[Joe Walsh]

That's the Chinese Edition Avaranch.


RMAO!!! :laugh: :laugh:

:rofl:

There....fixed for ya!

[Joe Walsh]

The Avalanche was a turd to begin with and you know what they say about trying to polish a turd. :shake: :D

True and True!

They were awful looking lumpy piles of plastic crap BEFORE this guy went nuts on the ground effects kits.


But......but......it's custom...it's unique...it reflects its owner's individuality...

*Sigh*....I can't keep this up...it's awful. The only thing lacking is 26" spinners. :shake:

Yep, He did have some type of crappy looking oversized chrome rims, but I believe that they were not spinners.

[Haggis]

And all that plastic crap was probably bought with his GF's welfare check.

[Phrog_gunner]

The Avalanche was a turd to begin with and you know what they say about trying to polish a turd. :shake: :D

This guy obviously saw the Mythbusters show where they did prove it was possible to polish a turd.

[CBT]

This guy obviously saw the Mythbusters show where they did prove it was possible to polish a turd.


Speaking of turds, where you been homie? Flying the friendly skies?

[martyo]

It looks bloated!!!

[SC Cheesehead]

It looks bloated!!!

I had another descriptive term come to mind, but I prolly shouldn't type it... ;)

[Baconbit]

It looks bloated!!!


Does this mean its emissions system is constipated?:confused::lol:

[JOEMERC]

Fail, what a toilet bowl. Where is the plastic handle to flush it ???

[Roadwarrior]

I have seen every plastic bolt on part available before, just never bolted to the same vehicle at the same time.
It would fit right in in Miami. I can agree with boatmangc on this example of poor taste of automotive "customizing" being commonplace in Miami. :puke: :flamer: :down:

[LANDY]

Plastic Pimpin!

[dohc324ci]

I've seen worse.

[tbone]

That's the Chinese Edition Avaranch.


:beer::beer::beer:

[Odinson]

Fail, what a toilet bowl. Where is the plastic handle to flush it ???

Can't scrub it from my mind. I figured out what it reminds me of. A porta potty.

http://cache.jalopnik.com/assets/images/12/2009/05/separated_at_birth_jalopnik_01 .jpg

[Roadwarrior]

Can't scrub it from my mind. I figured out what it reminds me of. A porta potty.

http://cache.jalopnik.com/assets/images/12/2009/05/separated_at_birth_jalopnik_01 .jpg
It reminds me of the service/promotional vehicle for a portable restroom rental company in South Florida called "Plop-John". :eek: :awe: :D

[Pops]

And all that plastic crap was probably bought with his GF's welfare check.

Nothing wrong with this. I get money every month from her!;)

[Joe Walsh]

Can't scrub it from my mind. I figured out what it reminds me of. A porta potty.

http://cache.jalopnik.com/assets/images/12/2009/05/separated_at_birth_jalopnik_01 .jpg

ROFL!!!

That FJ Porta-John looks like crap!

[Joe Walsh]

OK Folks.....Here is another rolling abortion!

I'm driving northbound on I-81 near Martinsburg W.Va. when I see this thing up ahead:

http://i984.photobucket.com/albums/ae326/JoeJWalsh/IMG_4480-1.jpg

http://i984.photobucket.com/albums/ae326/JoeJWalsh/IMG_4481.jpg

http://i984.photobucket.com/albums/ae326/JoeJWalsh/IMG_4482.jpg

http://i984.photobucket.com/albums/ae326/JoeJWalsh/IMG_4483.jpg

[CBT]

Joe, lol! Why is it just YOU that this happens to? I think you are a crapcar magnet.

[Joe Walsh]

Casey....You must be right!!!

I keep finding these....these....these....... .:puke:.....excuse me.....things!

Needs a set of Gabriel HyJacker shocks to support all that chrome and stick on S.S. panels!

http://i984.photobucket.com/albums/ae326/JoeJWalsh/Rollingabortion1-2.jpg


Man THAT THING is Stylin'........:bows:

BUT WAIT........

WHAT!!!

NO CHROME RIMS!?!?!

http://i984.photobucket.com/albums/ae326/JoeJWalsh/Rollingabortion2-1.jpg

[ImpalaSlayer]

lol wow wtf^

[Mac-MerC]

http://i984.photobucket.com/albums/ae326/JoeJWalsh/Rollingabortion2-1.jpg

I like the skirt idea.... but they did get a lil too happy with the chrome accents. 1 of 1
i bet when the sun hits that Lac u cant even look at it... go blind trying to

[Bigdogjim]

Joe: You need to be very carefull....you could be get a ticket for distracted driving for taking picture's while driving:lol:

[Bigdogjim]

The Avalanche was a turd to begin with and you know what they say about trying to polish a turd. :shake: :D

In the case of the avalanche anything is an improvement:help:

[boatmangc]

Riviera split window.

http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h9/boatmangc/IMG_1180.jpg

[sd8683]

Riviera split window.

http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h9/boatmangc/IMG_1180.jpg

Nice 1963 vette! :rofl:

[Odinson]

I like the skirt idea.... but they did get a lil too happy with the chrome accents. 1 of 1
i bet when the sun hits that Lac u cant even look at it... go blind trying to
http://i984.photobucket.com/albums/ae326/JoeJWalsh/Rollingabortion2-1.jpg
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTlKlW8XXOY0 JmEIfH03FDAMfjS0hf_X-RhXBm0pBM4gmoQIRYBatY52Or9

[Mr. Man]

Riviera split window.

http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h9/boatmangc/IMG_1180.jpg
Was following one of these yesterday. License plate should have said OPEC for all the oil it was belching out.:shake:

[Joe Walsh]

Obviously a Delicious 4x4 Cadillac!!

http://i984.photobucket.com/albums/ae326/JoeJWalsh/photo.png

[lwblumjr]

In the case of the avalanche anything is an improvement:help:
Bigdogjim,

When the Avalanche first came out I would tell people "Avalanche, the truck that looks like it fell off a mountain!"

[VMARAUDER]

I almost crashed when I saw this:shake:

[VMARAUDER]

http://www.mercurymarauder.net/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=28 584&d=1334604614 (http://www.mercurymarauder.net/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=28 584&d=1334604614)

[prchrman]

Casey....You must be right!!!

I keep finding these....these....these....... .:puke:.....excuse me.....things!

Needs a set of Gabriel HyJacker shocks to support all that chrome and stick on S.S. panels!

http://i984.photobucket.com/albums/ae326/JoeJWalsh/Rollingabortion1-2.jpg


Man THAT THING is Stylin'........:bows:

BUT WAIT........

WHAT!!!

NO CHROME RIMS!?!?!

http://i984.photobucket.com/albums/ae326/JoeJWalsh/Rollingabortion2-1.jpg



Somewhere kitchen appliances are naked

[VMARAUDER]

An original #%? Uphttp://www.mercurymarauder.net/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=28 585&d=1334606449

http://www.mercurymarauder.net/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=28 586&d=1334606449 (http://www.mercurymarauder.net/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=28 586&d=1334606449)

[Odinson]

Jessie James "Anyone who changes to 20-inches wheels and up and doesn't upgrade their brakes is a DUMMY."

Is that a drum I see in the back?

Not only is it ugly, but it can't stop.

[VMARAUDER]

I like the skirt idea.... but they did get a lil too happy with the chrome accents. 1 of 1
i bet when the sun hits that Lac u cant even look at it... go blind trying to


Definitely a "bling thing"

[Joe Walsh]

I had the misfortune of seeing this Hondatard Mobile this morning.

It was painted a cheap....errr....hideous 'MysticChrome' color that changed as you moved....errr....writhed around the abortion.
The color would alternate between Puke green and Turd Brown.

It kinda looked like Kermit had skid stains in his crack!

http://i984.photobucket.com/albums/ae326/JoeJWalsh/IMG_4515.jpg

http://i984.photobucket.com/albums/ae326/JoeJWalsh/IMG_45171.jpg

Notice the tasteful and fully functional 'frenched' gas filler door.....guaranteed to make the gas pump nozzle scratch your 'awesome' paint job!

http://i984.photobucket.com/albums/ae326/JoeJWalsh/IMG_45141.jpg

The owner obviously spared no expense on super clean custom rims!!....:bows:

http://i984.photobucket.com/albums/ae326/JoeJWalsh/IMG_4516.jpg

2 HUGE Fart Cans say: "BACK OFF DUDE!!!....I'm sportin' a nasty VTEC!!"

http://i984.photobucket.com/albums/ae326/JoeJWalsh/IMG_45181.jpg

[SC Cheesehead]

The front fenders and hood scoops ad a subtle, yet sophisticated touch, gently whispering, "yo, look at me!"

[CBT]

The sad part, somewhere some kid is looking at this, out from under his sideways hat, and thinking "Awwwwyeeaaaah, best 28 grand my parents ever spent."

[IwantmyMMnow!]

OK Folks.....Here is another rolling abortion!

I'm driving northbound on I-81 near Martinsburg W.Va. when I see this thing up ahead:





http://i984.photobucket.com/albums/ae326/JoeJWalsh/IMG_4482.jpg



You guys don't like the 'Holy Roller'?

Great thread....should be a sticky!

[IwantmyMMnow!]

Saw this Friday night as the kids and I were walking into Cracker Barrel for dinner.

During the past week, twice I've seen what I think is a Cavalier (early or mid 2000's model?) with a 3-gauge cluster on the A-pilar. The car looks like a piece of junk and the trunk lid is a different color than the rest of the car. Will keep a look-out for it so I can snap a pic...

[TAKEDOWN]

An original #%? Uphttp://www.mercurymarauder.net/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=28 585&d=1334606449

http://www.mercurymarauder.net/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=28 586&d=1334606449 (http://www.mercurymarauder.net/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=28 586&d=1334606449)


Yup, It looks horrible... edited<--- never mind!

[CBT]

Yup, It looks horrible... edited<--- never mind!

I would drive that, not even kidding. I'd take it out mudding.

[IwantmyMMnow!]

Couldn't get a pic, but I saw an Expedition with the "Buick portholes"...assuming 3 on each side since I only saw the driver's side, which had 3, but ya never know....

I let out a "HA!" when I first saw it...

[Joe Walsh]

Yup, It looks horrible... edited<--- never mind!

Those tasteful and modestly sized rims fit the wheel well openings perfectly!!

I bet she outhandles a Porsche on the freeway ramps!!!........:eek:......... :drive:

[Mr. Man]

Those tasteful and modestly sized rims fit the wheel well openings perfectly!!

I bet she outhandles a Porsche on the freeway ramps!!!........:eek:......... :drive: Perhaps this one anyways :D

http://auto-fail.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Demotivational-Lessons-Porsche-Tyre-Barrier.jpg

[Joe Walsh]

More nasty green Ricer Retards at work:

http://i984.photobucket.com/albums/ae326/JoeJWalsh/IMG_5091-1.jpg

Even the smilie's puke matches that tard's paint!...................:puke :

http://i984.photobucket.com/albums/ae326/JoeJWalsh/IMG_5092.jpg

Ya gotta love the fart pipe soot stained rear ground effects....

http://i984.photobucket.com/albums/ae326/JoeJWalsh/IMG_5093.jpg


Try as he might....he couldn't get in front of that sweet looking grey metallic Mustang!

http://i984.photobucket.com/albums/ae326/JoeJWalsh/IMG_5094.jpg

[Bluerauder]

More nasty green Ricer Retards at work:

I love the license plates !!! :lol: Must be pretty popular names in Maryland. ;)

[rocky]

This car runs around my town...http://img.tapatalk.com/d/12/12/30/yjy7y5yr.jpg
I guess Flying Hoe hood ornaments are back in style


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[Mac-MerC]

This car runs around my town...http://img.tapatalk.com/d/12/12/30/yjy7y5yr.jpg
I guess Flying Hoe hood ornaments are back in style




Looks better on the Lac's
"Had to leave my B----, Cuz i fell in love with my chrome plated woman!"
R.I.P Pimp C

Lady on the hood means its all good :beer:

[Mac-MerC]

http://i984.photobucket.com/albums/ae326/JoeJWalsh/IMG_5091-1.jpg


Too bad he ruined that awesome paint job by putting that sticker on there.. :(:shake::down::puke:

[rocky]

Looks better on the Lac's
"Had to leave my B----, Cuz i fell in love with my chrome plated woman!"
R.I.P Pimp C

Lady on the hood means its all good :beer:

Lol love it, but much better on a Lac, Delta 225, or a peterbuilt :p


Sent from my iPhone 5

[RoyLPita]

An original #%? Uphttp://www.mercurymarauder.net/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=28 585&d=1334606449

http://www.mercurymarauder.net/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=28 586&d=1334606449 (http://www.mercurymarauder.net/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=28 586&d=1334606449)

There are times that I wish the plate number matches the phone number of the owner.That way one could call and ask: "WTF"??!
The plates in New Hampshire are like this, too.

[Joe Walsh]

Saw this "customized" Corvette yesterday.

In case you weren't sure...it's a Z06!!

Never ceases to amaze me how people with enough money to buy a nice car don't have enough brains when it comes to clap trapping it out like a retard ricer.

http://i984.photobucket.com/albums/ae326/JoeJWalsh/IMG_5268_zps2894ae8f.jpg


http://i984.photobucket.com/albums/ae326/JoeJWalsh/IMG_5269_zpsf9c4c001.jpg

http://i984.photobucket.com/albums/ae326/JoeJWalsh/IMG_5270_zpse3843b25.jpg

[rocky]

Vettardid


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[SC Cheesehead]

Like the lady sez, "there's no accounting for taste...." :shake:

[Comin' in Hot]

http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/03/25/ugava2eq.jpg

http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/03/25/5yze9ara.jpg

[maineiac]

Its fugly ,Its not only bolt ons that suck,look what ford did to the fox bodies and called them a GT!I'll take an LX any day.

[MyBlackBeasts]

http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/03/25/ugava2eq.jpg

http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/03/25/5yze9ara.jpg

????!!!!!!!???????? :eek: :confused: :eek: :puke: :puke: :puke:

[Mebot]

http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/03/25/5yze9ara.jpg

objects in mirror are more hideous than they appear

Sent from my handheld Zack Morris iShoe 4S.

[Baaad GN]

Reviewing all of these ah ah cars, I notted non had couch lights? Need that for finishing touch!

[babbage]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-wfhd2JzhpSg/Tdqic8D2y3I/AAAAAAAARBE/sF1IipD7qPs/s640/ca2.PNG

[Joe Walsh]

http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/03/25/ugava2eq.jpg

http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/03/25/5yze9ara.jpg

I've never seen a guy max out his credit card.....

at PepBoys......

on a Focus.....

until now......:puke:

[IwantmyMMnow!]

I gotta stop looking at this thread; each time I do, I swear my IQ drops a couple points and I don't have that many to spare...

[RF Overlord]

objects in mirror are more hideous than they appear
True dat


I've never seen a guy max out his credit card.....

at PepBoys......

on a Focus.....

until now...... :rofl:

I like the little chrome hood scoop on the Focus...must be the intake for the electric supercharger... :shake:

[rocky]

I've never seen a guy max out his credit card.....

at PepBoys......

on a Focus.....

until now......:puke:

All that chrome
He's probably the "DOOM" of the focus forums!
Lol sorry


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[Joe Walsh]

All that chrome
He's probably the "DOOM" of the focus forums!


Except that he can't even do a smoky burnout in that chrome crap coach!

[Joe Walsh]

Saw this AudiTard while driving recently:

"Yo Yo Dude....my intercooler is so big that I can't bolt my front end back on!"...:eek:

http://i984.photobucket.com/albums/ae326/JoeJWalsh/IMG_5259_zps0e3f0dd8.jpg

"I get a TON of airflow dude!....and it looks so cool!"

http://i984.photobucket.com/albums/ae326/JoeJWalsh/IMG_5260_zps4252d4ab.jpg

"Only problem is that I keep bleeding boost from all the road debris damage to my intercooler."....:(

http://i984.photobucket.com/albums/ae326/JoeJWalsh/IMG_5261_zpsa7dfd0af.jpg

...."and I can't get over 100 mph becuase of the aero drag".......:o

http://i984.photobucket.com/albums/ae326/JoeJWalsh/IMG_5262_zpsa04e52fb.jpg

[N40GL]

As for the Chevy in the first post, it reminds me of the old joke:

"Avalanche?"

"No, I 'ave one already."

[DOOM]

Obviously a Delicious 4x4 Cadillac!!

http://i984.photobucket.com/albums/ae326/JoeJWalsh/photo.png


Man WTF!!!??? :puke:


:shake:

[IwantmyMMnow!]

She forgot to put the rest of the bumper sticker on her car...

"Because my folks didn't teach me sh it!"

Honda doesn't make a 4x4 civi....ohhh, it's the LX Caddy version...my bad...

[Joe Walsh]

She forgot to put the rest of the bumper sticker on her car...

"Because my folks didn't teach me sh it!"

Honda doesn't make a 4x4 civi....ohhh, it's the LX Caddy version...my bad...

True, but you can't deny that she's "delicious"!

[Vortech347]

Hey guys don't quote the photo's. It would drop this to 3 pages instead of 6. haha

[rocky]

33450



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[Joe Walsh]

33450


WTF!?

Now THAT is original!....a Crapmarossan Pick up!

[IwantmyMMnow!]

WTF!?

Now THAT is original!....a Crapmarossan Pick up!

You never heard of the Nissan Bloodhound?

Gets 7 varmits per mile...

[Joe Walsh]

You never heard of the Nissan Bloodhound?

Gets 7 varmits per mile...

LMAO!!!

It's all about Downforce man!!!

[Black Dynamite]

I guess you could say that guy took it to *puts on sunglasses* the final Frontier.

YYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

[rocky]

I guess you could say that guy took it to *puts on sunglasses* the final Frontier.

YYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

You guys
7 varmints
CSI Marauderville
So much win!


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[Joe Walsh]

I saw this Ricer Retard earlier in the Spring and haven't had a chance to post it.
Feast (cover?) your eyes on this badazz Honda!

http://i984.photobucket.com/albums/ae326/JoeJWalsh/IMG_5287_zpsefee6d10.jpg (http://s984.photobucket.com/user/JoeJWalsh/media/IMG_5287_zpsefee6d10.jpg.html)


http://i984.photobucket.com/albums/ae326/JoeJWalsh/IMG_5286_zpscfdf0ee3.jpg (http://s984.photobucket.com/user/JoeJWalsh/media/IMG_5286_zpscfdf0ee3.jpg.html)

http://i984.photobucket.com/albums/ae326/JoeJWalsh/IMG_5289_zps46e639e0.jpg (http://s984.photobucket.com/user/JoeJWalsh/media/IMG_5289_zps46e639e0.jpg.html)


http://i984.photobucket.com/albums/ae326/JoeJWalsh/IMG_5288_zps31c6e08f.jpg (http://s984.photobucket.com/user/JoeJWalsh/media/IMG_5288_zps31c6e08f.jpg.html)

[Black Dynamite]

Caught this sweet Geo Tracker last night....or is it a Mack Tracker now? :lol:

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/--4QF4I5gvQA/Uf0QjFQ9fwI/AAAAAAAAAWE/aZhygZqbbiY/s640/IMAG0196.jpg

[MyBlackBeasts]

Love it!!! Been looking for a bulldog to put on my p/u for years. Ever since I drove a big shiny red one. :coolman:

[Joe Walsh]

Saw this amazingly BAD dashboard layout in a Scion XB at the Baltimore auto show.
JEEZ... what a friggin' useless mess!!
Amazing thing is that some automotive 'design stylist' got paid to come up with that ridiculous POS.

http://i984.photobucket.com/albums/ae326/JoeJWalsh/Droidpictures688_zps2b4973d5.j pg (http://s984.photobucket.com/user/JoeJWalsh/media/Droidpictures688_zps2b4973d5.j pg.html)

I was tempted to take out a hole saw and cut 3 or 4 big holes in that vast expanse of wasted grey plastic.
That way I could hold a big Coke, a Slurpee and a few beers in the dash!

[WhatsUpDOHC]

^^^^Works if you don't care what's going on in your car and around you.

[Mr. Man]

Saw this amazingly BAD dashboard layout in a Scion XB at the Baltimore auto show.
JEEZ... what a friggin' useless mess!!
Amazing thing is that some automotive 'design stylist' got paid to come up with that ridiculous POS.

http://i984.photobucket.com/albums/ae326/JoeJWalsh/Droidpictures688_zps2b4973d5.j pg (http://s984.photobucket.com/user/JoeJWalsh/media/Droidpictures688_zps2b4973d5.j pg.html)

I was tempted to take out a hole saw and cut 3 or 4 big holes in that vast expanse of wasted grey plastic.
That way I could hold a big Coke, a Slurpee and a few beers in the dash!I would think that shifter would be quite dangerous in an accident. :rolleyes:

[Joe Walsh]

^^^^Works if you don't care what's going on in your car and around you.

LOL.....Yes, you are quite right!
Why be bothered by troublesome details such as what your engine is doing, how fast you are going, and any other pertinent information needed for safe driving!?
I'm really surprised that they didn't have a BIG lighted vanity mirror and a HUGE stereo/video screen mounted in front of the steering wheel....:shake:


I would think that shifter would be quite dangerous in an accident. :rolleyes:

True Dat!!!....LOL
You'd be screwed....errrr....actually threaded.

[IwantmyMMnow!]

LOL.....Yes, you are quite right!
Why be bothered by troublesome details such as what your engine is doing, how fast you are going, and any other pertinent information needed for safe driving!?
I'm really surprised that they didn't have a BIG lighted vanity mirror and a HUGE stereo/video screen mounted in front of the steering wheel....:shake:



I think that's what the extra space in front of the steering wheel is for...all of your electronic devices (ipod, tablet, cell phone); after all, that stuff is more important than mirrors, turn signals, and a speedometer anyways...:D

[Bluerauder]

Saw this amazingly BAD dashboard layout in a Scion XB at the Baltimore auto show.
What amazes me is that you were actually looking at a Scion XB and spent the time to take pictures. :o

[ChiTownMaraud3r]

Wow, what a useless piece of plastic.

[whitey]

What amazes me is that you were actually looking at a Scion XB and spent the time to take pictures. :o

Lol, he had to...nobody's ever told joe 'pics or it didn't happen '

[champ1173]

Casey....You must be right!!!

I keep finding these....these....these....... .:puke:.....excuse me.....things!

Needs a set of Gabriel HyJacker shocks to support all that chrome and stick on S.S. panels!

http://i984.photobucket.com/albums/ae326/JoeJWalsh/Rollingabortion1-2.jpg


Man THAT THING is Stylin'........:bows:

BUT WAIT........

WHAT!!!

NO CHROME RIMS!?!?!

http://i984.photobucket.com/albums/ae326/JoeJWalsh/Rollingabortion2-1.jpg

That's pretty freaking ugly.

[RF Overlord]

Those things are pretty freaking ugly right out of the factory...

[Bluerauder]

That's pretty freaking ugly.

But its in a "Handicapped" spot ... so they got that part right !!! :P

[71cyclone]

lol what gets me is that they spent a **** ton of money on that crap

looks like modern Deco Era conversion [ Harly Earls alter ego ] [No insult intended to Harley ]

[larryo340]

Stole this abortion off the web....

http://i299.photobucket.com/albums/mm288/larryo340/Funny%20Pictures/ed28ed5178c2f2b05101eb674876de b5_zpsfb440a30.jpg

[RubberCtyRauder]

Stole this abortion off the web....

http://i299.photobucket.com/albums/mm288/larryo340/Funny%20Pictures/ed28ed5178c2f2b05101eb674876de b5_zpsfb440a30.jpg


sparks should be flyin..it looks like a squished frog..the arcade game frogger comes to mind:lol:

[jwibbity]

Stole this abortion off the web....

http://i299.photobucket.com/albums/mm288/larryo340/Funny%20Pictures/ed28ed5178c2f2b05101eb674876de b5_zpsfb440a30.jpg

that stance doe..........

[whitey]

Larry, thats Photoshoped for sure....and if it isnt.....goodbye fenders over a pot hole.

[Joe Walsh]

sparks should be flyin..it looks like a squished frog..the arcade game frogger comes to mind:lol:


Larry, thats Photoshoped for sure....and if it isnt.....goodbye fenders over a pot hole.

Never mind why (I've learned that it is a waste of time trying to figure out retards) .....But.....how could you 'adjust' the rear suspension to such an extreme negative camber angle...?

BTW: I thought that it was the VW tards who somehow manage to mount P195 tires onto 10" rims......:shake:

[Mebot]

It's called demon camber. I don't know how they do it but it must run the tires off so fast

[larryo340]

Larry, thats Photoshoped for sure....and if it isnt.....goodbye fenders over a pot hole.

If it was it's a pretty damn good Photoshop :)

[MyBlackBeasts]

Stole this abortion off the web....

http://i299.photobucket.com/albums/mm288/larryo340/Funny%20Pictures/ed28ed5178c2f2b05101eb674876de b5_zpsfb440a30.jpg

Oh, how absolutely stupid... :shake:

[Joe Walsh]

I couldn't believe that moronic Miata....I thought it had to be photoshopped!

Apparently there are multiple Miata Morons running around with massive negative camber and tiny tires on wide rims!

http://i984.photobucket.com/albums/ae326/JoeJWalsh/RetardMiata_zpsa9e71abd.jpg (http://s984.photobucket.com/user/JoeJWalsh/media/RetardMiata_zpsa9e71abd.jpg.ht ml)

http://i984.photobucket.com/albums/ae326/JoeJWalsh/RetardMiata_4_zps68264aab.jpg (http://s984.photobucket.com/user/JoeJWalsh/media/RetardMiata_4_zps68264aab.jpg. html)

http://i984.photobucket.com/albums/ae326/JoeJWalsh/RetardMaita_3_zps9b410164.jpg (http://s984.photobucket.com/user/JoeJWalsh/media/RetardMaita_3_zps9b410164.jpg. html)

http://i984.photobucket.com/albums/ae326/JoeJWalsh/RetardMaita_2_zpsca2debf8.jpg (http://s984.photobucket.com/user/JoeJWalsh/media/RetardMaita_2_zpsca2debf8.jpg. html)

[larryo340]

^^^^^
How the hell do they seat the tires on those wheels :confused:

[Joe Walsh]

^^^^^
How the hell do they seat the tires on those wheels :confused:

I've learned to never underestimate the ability of an idiot with LOTS of time and money.

[Limited360]

Daily drove this in Michigan... Actually could go low with decent camber. -1.8 degrees only.

However I have seen some serious drop on Miata's and some do look horrible, like ones posted above!

http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/02/10/y9agamy2.jpg

http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/02/10/y8azu8yr.jpg


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk so I may sound retarded.

[TP Derrick D]

There's 2 tire/wheels shops right up the street about a mile and 1 1/2 mile from me they are doing the same thing only they have the Lexus IS 300 and the old late '90's SC300 or 400. I was told they are relatives.

[whitey]

Holy crap its real....i stand corrected on not being photoshopped. I dont understand how it even drives like that...what happens when you hit a bump, and the fender digs into the tire? What about a sharp turn?

[License2Bill]

That first miata is not a photoshop job, I know the owner, but I agree it looks freaking dumb. Never got a straight answer as to why he did it. He just says "stance makes her dance". So I told him what boost does and he shut up

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[WhatsUpDOHC]

Looks like the "After" part of a wreck.

[RF Overlord]

what happens when you hit a bump, and the fender digs into the tire? What about a sharp turn?Those cars have almost zero suspension travel (so they ride like crap).

I don't think they make sharp turns...more like 12-point turns.

As to how they mount them, I'm not sure but I read they need to use massive inflation pressure to keep them there and they wear out rapidly...

[Joe Walsh]

Those cars have almost zero suspension travel (so they ride like crap).

I don't think they make sharp turns...more like 12-point turns.

As to how they mount them, I'm not sure but I read they need to use massive inflation pressure to keep them there
and they wear out rapidly...especially those pesky sidewalls...they only get a few hundred miles out of them!

There....fixed it for ya!

[whitey]

That first miata is not a photoshop job, I know the owner,
guilty by association, i just lost a little respect for you

:lol:

[Limited360]

Those cars have almost zero suspension travel (so they ride like crap).

I don't think they make sharp turns...more like 12-point turns.

As to how they mount them, I'm not sure but I read they need to use massive inflation pressure to keep them there and they wear out rapidly...

My car was setup for track use on some expensive coil overs. It actually rode great except for large bumps. Tire wear wasn't so bad, I was at 6,000 miles and still had tons of tread left.

The super slammed ones look silly though!