Overheard In Louisville 2012

[MM2004]

"I already got some." -justbob
"Not from me! If you did, you would have my lipstick on your cheek." -Charlotte

"Who are you guys?" -Unkown woman asking from a car next to me
"Federal agents, Ma'am." -Me
"Really!?" -Woman

:D

Mike.

[PonyUP]

Mike: I just meant to grab a cheek

Me: you missed

Mike: I know, I ended getting in the crack


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[1 Bad Merc]

Desk Clerk : Excuse me sir. but do you have a room here?


Louisville Meatball -you just have to see one......

Sunday morning checkout

Lady at the desk : What the hell happened to that guy?

-Me: 3 days of Maraudering is what happened to me!!!!!!!! :)

[pantheroc]

Me: Can I hitch a ride to Buffalo Trace with you?

FastMerc: Sure, wait til you feel my stroker!

Me: I beg your pardon, what did you say?

FastMerc: Don't go there!

[guspech750]

Mounting solutions - Pops.

Good one John.


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[IwantmyMMnow!]

Rex: Did you guys leave for White Castle before I went up to my room?

Me: No, I saw you go up to your room before we left.

Rex: Whoa....I must've been really toasted last night. I went up to my room because I thought I was the only one sitting outside under the canopy.

[MM2004]

"You hugged Rita a lot longer than you did me." -dakslim
"She's a helluva lot prettier than you." -Me

:D

Mike.

[MM2004]

"You've been sportin' wood for quite a while." -Me to N40GL
"Close to 2 hours." -N40GL
"Little thin, but has a nice girth." -SILVERSURFER03

:lol:

Mike.

[justbob]

Clerk - Sir, sir, SIR.
Undisclosed member *sleeping in the lobby*- yeah
Clerk - Doooo you beeelong here???
UM - I have a key card, see *waves card in the air*
Clerk - Why are you down here?
UM - I came down for food! *early morning hour*
Clerk - Well, you have a piece of pizza on your shirt...

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[PonyUP]

Heard all weekend long

"are y'all part of a club or something?"



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[1 Bad Merc]

At the Whiskey City Car Show -guy on a cell phone:

Clem-hurry up and go get the cars -we just got invaded by 50 Marauders!!!!

[PonyUP]

Me at the Jim Beam Distillery

"is the wood plentiful, and readily available?"

This was asked because we found out that all bourbon has to be barreled in the same kind of wood barrels, white oak and can or be used once


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[SC Cheesehead]

Me: "Has anyone seen my bottle of Blackberry Brandy? I lost it somewhere last night."

Zack: "Wadda you mean 'lost it'; we finished off before you went to your room."

Me: "Oh, well that explains some things. At least I hung on to my coat and cell phone this year..."

[PonyUP]

Walk behind him at you own risk

Said many times to anyone walking behind me Friday




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[1 Bad Merc]

At the closed White Castles parking lot

Just Pony : I never heard of a White Castle ever closing -stripe this parking lot!!!!!

At the open White Castles after eating 10 sliders and 2 double cheeseburgers:

Undisclosed member : Joe-you shouldnt have thrown out that last double cheeseburger -you know I could of probably eaten it !!!!

[IwantmyMMnow!]

(Right after 1 Bad Merc, PonyUp, guspech, and me pull into to White Castle)

guspech: "I think they're closed"

PonyUp: "White Castle never closes!!!"

guspech: "They just turned off all of their lights"

1 Bad Merc: "Are you serious?!?!"

PonyUp: "I have never, in my life, seen a White Castle that is closed!! This is retarded...I'm gonna go piss on their dumpster!"

[MM2004]

"No. I don't have a Sharpie." -Me
"Go to the front desk and see if you can borrow one." -Undisclosed member.

Moments later I return...


"Nope. All they have is a highlighter." -Me.
"Is it black?" -Undisclosed member

[1 Bad Merc]

Haggis -Hey Brad -take a shot!
Me -What is it?
Haggis -just some Bevins (?)
Me (after my throat was on fire and my eyes watered)-What do you call this stuff?
Haggis (as he is laughing) -We call it "The Black Death!"

[justbob]

Nice snoopy PJ's! Where's Woodstock?



Let me show you...



That's okay!

[SC Cheesehead]

IWantMyMMNow: "What is this stuff that Gordon dumped in my cup?"

Me: "Brennivin"

IWantMyMMNow: "Is it any good?"

Me: "No, it's awful."

IWantMyMMNow: "I don't wanna drink it."

Me: "Just do it; it's a rite of passage, plus if you drink it, that gives you the right to post up and biatch about it later on..."

[PonyUP]

Undisclosed member:

"You look like you're in your living room"

Me: " I am in my Louisville living room"

Under the canopy in my chair with the feet up and a coffee pot full of Captain


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[MM2004]

"Here. I brought you a shot (Brennivin)." -Gordon
"I don't want it." -Me
"C'mon, I even have the shot glasses." -Gordon
"No. I'm drinking beer." -Me
"*****." -Gordon
"Yes. I am." -Me.

[1 Bad Merc]

Me: Justbob can you help me with the cutout leak?

Justbob-Your butterfly is drooping due to the broken set screw and is causing it to bind up-just hit it some more.......

Me: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!!! BAWA BAWA BAWA!!!!!

[CBT]

Brad - I wonder if it's going to be raining when we get there?
Charlotte - Well they said there's a 50% chance for rain today.
Brad - Uhhhhhh, I'm gonna have to go with a 100% chance. (it was raining at the time)

[CBT]

Amy - Now....whose car was that?
Me - Huh? Be more specific.
Amy - Tall guy...
Me - ....ME!....
Amy - ...good looking...
Me - ....umm, ME!...
Amy - ....looks like he works out...
Me - .....Bing bong, hello! Me!....
Amy - ......blonde hair....
Me - ....cwright....:(:alone:

[CWright]

Amy - Now....whose car was that?
Me - Huh? Be more specific.
Amy - Tall guy...
Me - ....ME!....
Amy - ...good looking...
Me - ....umm, ME!...
Amy - ....looks like he works out...
Me - .....Bing bong, hello! Me!....
Amy - ......blonde hair....
Me - ....cwright....:(:alone:

Don't you mean CWRIGHT! :D

I'd have to say she's got good taste. She's got you bro! :beer:

[IwantmyMMnow!]

I'd have to say she's got good taste. She's got you bro! :beer:

Either that or he's got a massive supply of Rohypnol...:lol:

That reminds me....

[1stMerc]

Uh ohh, Casey's going to have nightmares, starring CWRIGHT...

[CWright]

Uh ohh, Casey's going to have nightmares, starring CWRIGHT...



Sorry Casey! :P

[PonyUP]

Me: Mike, does Charlotte have a bottle of lotion I can borrow?

Mike: I don't even want to know what that's for

Me: you'll see


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[LOWBUCKMM]

This dident happen in Kentucky but it was a marauder event.

Me- what does your woman do for a living

Said person- she is a speech therapist..........so she's good at oral.

[CBT]

This dident happen in Kentucky but it was a marauder event.

Me- what does your woman do for a living

Said person- she is a speech therapist..........so she's good at oral.

I actually DID heard that in Kentucky and know who the involved persons are, lol.