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PonyUP
05-02-2012, 05:06 PM
So with the BOC show in Charlotte this weekend, I decided to take the opportunity this afternoon to get Blue washed and waxed. The place i usually go to seemed to be closed today :mad2: (Damnit, I'm think in this heat and humity I'm gonna be sweating to the oldies doing it myself)

So I say the hell with it and decide to cruise for a bit, when I ran across another place. I said "What the Hell?" at least the car will be clean as a base and I can touch it up at Home and the day of the show, so I pull in.

First off I was greeted by a very pretty young lady, some may say she was a Piece of assssshhhhh. The first thing she says is

"Damn, how many horses you pushing through this beast"

My reply "Will you marry me?" but I followed it quickly with the 483 and she said she was impressed. So I select the full tilt wash, and she throws me a full wax for $20. (the car you pervs)

While the car was being waxed in back by it's lonesome, a Duluth cop pulled in. When the guy came to get me to tell me my car was ready, he said to me

"Man, that cop realy likes your car, it's all he's been talking about since he came in"

So I looked over to the Cop and he gives me a thumbs up with a huge grin. I yell "You wanna go for a ride?" So he comes over and says he can't go for a ride, but just loves the way my car sounds, so he asked if I would pop the hood, which I did.

First you hear the whistle of the blower, next the whistle of the cop. We talk for a little bit, real nice guy then he says

"Do me a favor, if I ever catch you speeding and I throw on the lights behind you, please pull over, if you decide to run there is no way I'll catch you"

That made my day :D

MM2004
05-02-2012, 05:11 PM
Great story Brad!

Gotta love the respect that the MM's demand.

:burnout:

Mike.

RacerX
05-02-2012, 05:42 PM
Soooo... You're car got a Brazilian wax??? :confused:


















:lol: Bet you go there again! :D

PonyUP
05-02-2012, 05:43 PM
Soooo... You're car got a Brazilian wax??? :confused:


:lol: Bet you go there again! :D

Oh yes, I be returning


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DOOM
05-02-2012, 05:54 PM
Great story bro. :beer:

guspech750
05-02-2012, 06:25 PM
Cool story brotha!!


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Mr. Man
05-02-2012, 07:17 PM
Did you emphasize 483rwhp? I suspect your north of 500hp at the crank which is the # most car companies use in their ads. She might have asked you to marry her instead.:lol:

Shaijack
05-02-2012, 07:23 PM
Don't marry her she only wants you Marauder.

martyo
05-02-2012, 07:25 PM
This story made my day!

PonyUP
05-02-2012, 07:25 PM
Don't marry her she only wants you Marauder.

So I buy her one of her own, win/win and then we build memories for the Marauder memory thread


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CWright
05-02-2012, 07:39 PM
Great story Brad. You even got to throw a few proposals out there! We know the cop said no but what about the girl? :D

martyo
05-02-2012, 07:43 PM
Great story Brad. You even got to throw a few proposals out there! We know the cop said no but what about the girl? :D


She didn't say no.......









































She said "hell no!!!!"

GAMike
05-02-2012, 08:19 PM
Good story..... The Duluth PD are pretty aggressive with their enforcement efforts (meaning they don't have the greatest reputation), so its cool to hear that they are actually human hehehe....

MOTOWN
05-02-2012, 09:41 PM
Great story, sounds like you have a female fan!

PonyUP
05-03-2012, 03:38 AM
She didn't say no.......


She said "hell no!!!!"

I'm like a fungus though, I grow on ya until you can no longer resist my charm


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PonyUP
05-03-2012, 03:39 AM
Good story..... The Duluth PD are pretty aggressive with their enforcement efforts (meaning they don't have the greatest reputation), so its cool to hear that they are actually human hehehe....

Yeah Duluth PD is mostly a PITA, but this dud was pretty cool, real nice guy


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CBT
05-03-2012, 06:20 AM
I'm like a fungus though, I grow on ya until you can no longer resist my charm


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Charm not supposed to itch. :D
Take pic of future girlfriend next to car since she like it. :beer:

PonyUP
05-03-2012, 06:22 AM
Charm not supposed to itch. :D
Take pic of future girlfriend next to car since she like it. :beer:

Good idea of the pic, may have to do that the next time around

Some charm itches, it's called crabs :lol:

CBT
05-03-2012, 06:24 AM
Good idea of the pic, may have to do that the next time around

Some charm itches, it's called crabs :lol:

I think you put the "harm" in charm, lol.