213 I'm not allowed to do anymore

[MAD-3R]

213 Things I'm not allowed to do anymore (http://www.avalanchetankers.us/archives/000058.html)

Not me, but Skippy.

[Dr Caleb]

Oh my $deity. That was friggen hilaroius!

"Humvees cannot be assembled into Giant Robots".
"I cannot bum smokes from 12 year olds."

I knew a guy like him before. He got banned from the country of Bermuda, through an act of Parlament.

Not just a bar - the whole friggen country.

[Patrick]

I needed a good laugh :up: :beer:

[O's Fan Rich]

:banana2:
29 cracked me up.
200 is just a bit to close to home around here!

[Bigdogjim]

Yes # 200, anyone care to comment on this?

200. My chain of command is not interested in why I 'just happen' to have a kilt, an inflatable sheep, and a box of rubber bands in the back of my car.

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[teamrope]

It is not so funny, is when you are an NCO with a soldier like this.
One I didn't see was:
"Not allowed to holler NOT IT when the platoon is asked for volunteers."
(Yes, I've had a soldier do that...)

[Paul T. Casey]

I stole several which seem to apply to my current line of work, especially "I'm not allowed to start a Jihad."

[teamrope]

OH MY GOSH...The one about inflatable sheep ACTUALLY happened in Korea.
They had a FEMALE LTC for a battalion commander, and the soldier even put lingerie on it! Another soldier emptied all of his drawers and filled them with porno magazines. The Battalion commander about come unglued.
:lol:

[RCSignals]

Yes # 200, anyone care to comment on this?

200. My chain of command is not interested in why I 'just happen' to have a kilt, an inflatable sheep, and a box of rubber bands in the back of my car.

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That one isn't funny. It's a disparaging remark about a race of people based on ignorance and prejudice.

If it were about any other race of people it would be protested with such energy that #200 would be removed.

[RCSignals]

Why do I get the feeling that "Skippy" was an MP, and neither a male nor a female?

[Haggis]

112. When saluting a ‘leg’ officer, an appropriate greeting is not "Airborne leads the wa- oh...sorry sir".

Why not? Always worked for me. :rock: :rock:

AIRBORNE!!

[SergntMac]

Sgt. Schwartz did not re-up, he mustered out and joined the Chicago Police Department. S/He works for me now...I'm sure of it.